What Olympic event would you have your best chance of qualifying in?

[2 Cycle]

For those unawares, summer olympics this year and location is Rio! In celebration, let's talk about your skills. What event would you have the best chance of qualifying in? It can be either summer or Winter Olympic event. Obvious answer is curling but I am going to choose bobsledding. Push a sled for ten seconds, jump in and collect a medal. I like that and would be a good teammate with my Evo as well. So what event for you?

 

[yogoshio]

Eating.

 

[syrupy]

Eating.

Joey Chestnut will be hard to beat in that category.

I'm going with oly lifting or archery. My dream event would be the biathlon.

 

[lwien]

Sleeping but there's no way in hell that I'd ever medal.

 

[nosmoking]

Joey Chestnut will be hard to beat in that category.

That was a sick performance and such a crude technique...70 hot dogs and he was shoving them back in as they were coming back out. He almost ruined eating for me honestly but I just chise the hamburger instead!

I would compete in downhill alpine snowboarding if I could. I am a really good boarder but I would still probably eat snow and ice...still I would totally do it!

 

[Stevenski]

I was an Olympic level bong ripper for sure. Sprints, middle distance & endurance I had it all at elite level.

 

[Maitri]

Pole Vault - I can get impressively high...

 

[DDave]

Eating.

Sleeping

Yep, there's only one major activity left and if I must, then I must... so SIGN ME UP!

 

[Maitri]

Yep, there's only one major activity left and if I must, then I must... so SIGN ME UP!

How did you end up with the crappiest job?

 

[DDave]

How did you end up with the crappiest job?

I know.. .I know... just stepping up to take one for the team....

 

[TeeJay1952]

Drug testing. I can figure out what they are without a laboratory.

 

[Joel W.]

Hackysack with old school rules.

 

[h3rbalist]

Badminton.

I was under 16 England champion in '91

I could have competed at world level but had major issues with my life at that time.

Regrets... Regrets...

 

[vapirtoo]

Badminton!
That game rocks.
It is fun just hitting the birdie even without a net.
My real event would be the 400 meter dash or
the alcoholic hot tub marathon .

 

[ginolicious]

Joint rolling. Lol

 

[His_Highness]

Breast Stroke