Welcome to the DDave LSV (SSV/DBV) Mod Contest

[DDave]

Hey FC!

Welcome to the DDave LSV Mod Contest​

This is a Level 1 contest with restrictions applied.

The rules are as follows:

OVERALL RULES FOR THE CONTEST

1. You may participate in this contest if you've previously posted in either the LSV, SSV, DBV, or one of the associated Mod threads, prior to the starting date of this contest.
   
2. Shipping Costs: I pay shipping costs. International, I pay shipping costs. Interplanetary, yeah, we'll discuss!!!
   
3. In the case of a tie, the winners will each pick a number between 1 and 100 and a random number generator will be used to select a number. The member with the closest number to the random number wins.
4. Keep it fair. The rules are subject to change at any time.

CONTEST 2 RULES

1. Post a rap. It can literally be about anything. I just want to have a good time reading your entry!
2. UNLIMITED ENTRIES
3. The post that makes the wifey want me to rap will be the winner.
4. You can "like" the posts, but Mrs. DDave will be deciding who is the winner for this contest.
5. The contest is open until 7 days after initial posting and a winner will be chosen that night. Best effort, will post winners the following day.

Without further adieu, MAKE ME RAP!

(Oh yeah, prizes!)

1st Place - Choice of LSV, SSV/DBV Kits w/Water Tool Adapter
2nd Place -Choice of LSV, SSV/DBV Kits w/Water Tool Adapter
(Water tool choice of 14mm or 18mm sizes).

Other Places: Should two raps be merged into one Mega-Rap, mystery prizes may be awarded.

Vape On and let the Rapping begin!
DDave

PS. Why is Mrs. DDave always the Judge of these contests? Click below to find out....

Spoiler: Because if I don't let her be the Judge....

I fear she will become the other two..... Jury and Executioner!!!!!

 

[Hashtag46&2]

You've exceeded the expectations of a Vapor Wizard.....

You are now, and henceforth be known as The Lord of Vapor.

Your mind never rests, on da Vaping quest, strivin' for the best , methodical maneuvers, chasin' mods like Eliot Ness.
Grabbin' flames from the abyss, so dark, most would miss, crankin' out dope mods to embrace the bliss.
Phosphorescent brilliance glowing in the dark , invisible to most , The Vapor Wizard creates a spark.
Moddin'' Vapes that enhance our medicine, keep strivin for the best, more Patents than Edison, or AG Bell when he made the first call , the Davinci of Vapor, blueprints and all.

The Lord of Vapor, Savin' dat paper , so many mods, He could be a moderator , Love for the labor, the pursuit of something greater, , He's the Vapor Savior, sharper than a razor. Vape for life, a modern day crusader.

 

[srama21]

Rama on the mic, taking flight when I vape straight
Trauma for the night, outta sight since the eighth grade
Vapor main stay, raps sought after like cherchez
Ain't fair play, leave you scared straight on may 8th
Get baked, no vaked, no mind & body aches
supreme template, eat pasta al-dente
Friends say Rama bring the drama, all day all night
Vape efficiently like DDave save way see light
Vape life all day, combustion is trife
Special shoutout to the judge - DDave's wife!


Vape life's Rudy
Cant stand it? Shoot me
Been years since I hit a doobie
Prior to vaping my style was uncouth
The truth, maintain youth, salute
My LSV mistaken for a didgeridoo
Can't make a manhattan without the Vermouth
Call me The Dude tungsten filament lights the fuse
Don't ascribe to any of this - its a ruse

 

[srama21]

Lord of Vapor, simple and direct
Occam's Razor
Hoping to improve my vapor's flavor
My first batch of BHO was made with a turkey baster
Store my flowers in a desiccator
microphone regulator, power like a generator
Going in, penetrator, CEOs owe me favors
Ya grandma invites me over - dinner dater
LSV hits harder than buster douglas
walking light like i'm on crutches

 

[DDave]

Well here we are, just past 7 days almost to the minute.

Anyone want to guess who the winners are? If you took longer to figure it out than it took to read the last sentence, then es tiepmo para El T-breako!

Anywho, Congrads @Hashtag46&2 & @srama21 !!!

Oh man! The wifey was not needed to judge this one! She's gonna be pissed!

Spoiler: Last time DDave pissed off Mrs. DDave

Winners, PM me your shipping info and we'll get your kits shipped out ASAP! Including a few surprises for your red eyezes!!!

Thanks and Vape On!

 

[srama21]

Any chance we could get a rap from the man himself @DDave ?

*crowd goes wild*

 

[Stu]

Any chance we could get a rap from the man himself @DDave ?

*crowd goes wild*

I tried to make that a requirement of the contest.

 

[srama21]

@Stu - less talking, more rapping.

 

[Slow Draw McGraw]

Dude, I missed the contest?
Well alas, no stress,my DDave mod kit arrived with no Hes- itation as I use it, immediate-ly, remember not recreation, its medical-ly. I think I'll take a medical leave- float like a butter fly sting like a bee, the last hit knock me out like Muhammed Ali.

 

[Stu]

@Stu - less talking, more rapping.

Here's his last rap effort:

 

[srama21]

@Stu You should jump in too! lol

 

[srama21]

@Slow Draw McGraw

You Ali, I'm Frazier
one line devastator
carry current like a taser
hold faith like a prayer
disagree like au contraire
reppin NY, my winnings - send it there
so lifted my mind's in trafalgar square

 

[Stu]

@Stu You should jump in too! lol

"I generally prefer derrieres of the larger variety, I cannot tell a falsehood.
My colleagues cannot dispute this self-evident fact.."

Am I doing this right?

 

[srama21]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Slow Draw McGraw]

@srama21

au contraire- mon frere
My rhyme schme straight do you like its unfair
clearly you see the fire an you're aware
If you don't stay back and watch my stare
I'll grind you up and put you in my vaporiz-er!

 

[srama21]

@Slow Draw McGraw woooooooo! killin it homie!

 

[DDave]

Dudes! Had this thread had this much action over the last few days, would have been much tougher to judge for winners!

Ah well, by popular request... Can I get me a Reggae beat and some tropical beauties swaying in me background....

It's late, but here goes....

Wha me say... Respect to Modders you know
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I'm mod for you all you vapers,
C'yant touch me combustionaters‎
Me say me busy modding lately,
Ask you how the THC ah flow so.

Said I mod for you vapers,
C'yant touch me flame creators
Me say me busy modding lately,
Ask you how the CBD ah flow so.
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When tings dey flame off
Smokers a smile and dey laugh,
Dem would ah love to see you spark by the flame side.
Dem holla "light up" when pass, PRAY for you spark one up fast
And trigger the smoke blasts, like dem nah no pride.

Let's give mods to dem medi-vapes
When ddem oders wastin de herb, say nothing no way
Send out me seeds of the dank to dem,
Praise the all mighty i don't need no ashtray.

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Unu dem rumors dey a talk, that's true i'm white like chalk,
Vape Wizard he no said smoke bring dem true thought
Dem holla aye spark in me yard, that's true me moddin workin hard,
Meh dem sparkin dem joints while me moddin my parts.


Let's give love to the smokers dem,
Who Jah bless dem man has no knowledge no way,
Send out me mods to the vapers dem,
Conservin dem herb cause tomorrow's another day.‎
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Unu cya tell me nothing Mr. Envy,
(Give me lenghty advice for that ah negativity ?)
Nuff people out there modded, chattin and dem friend me,
Dem got my back from dem wan end me.
But me nah give a damn, buy vape and a piece and mod,
Me walk in ah me wonderland, expanded mind in some things a simpleton
Its true unu see me try, only modding feed mind
you nah wan see me cross the line, unu betta know.
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I'm mod for you , it werk betta vape betta now
Said I mod for you , unu way better vape now (ya know)
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[srama21]

@DDave just killed the game

 

[Slow Draw McGraw]

-microphone

 

[SSVUN~YAH]