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florduh
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I'm fine with Denmark buying California. My only hesitation was that the average Dane seems more anti-immigrant than the average Californian. But then I remembered the Federal government is currently building a concentration camp for immigrants at a CIA Black Site. The Danish Government can't be worse 
Church suspends priest accused of abusing cats
Charles Thessing, 63, priest at St. Michael Church in West Memphis, was charged Tuesday with two counts of aggravated animal cruelty. He is accused of trapping and drowning cats.
vapviking
Old & In the Way
Just a fluke: whale spits out kayaker in incident captured on camera
‘I thought I was dead,’ said the kayaker, who was let go by humpback off the Chilean coast after a few seconds
www.theguardian.com
florduh
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The ruler of America ejaculated inside one of his weird Twitter reply guys, resulting in a pregnancy and is currently involved in a child support dispute, publicly on the website we paid $45 billion for.
This woman is one of these Right Wing grifters who talks about how all women should be trad wives who submit to their husbands.
This woman is one of these Right Wing grifters who talks about how all women should be trad wives who submit to their husbands.
Congresswoman Tenney Moves to Make President Trump’s Birthday a Federal Holiday
Washington, DC – Congresswoman Claudia Tenney (NY-24) today introduced the Trump’s Birthday and Flag Day Holiday Establishment Act to officially designate June 14 as a federal holiday to commemorate President Donald J. Trump’s Birthday and Flag Day.
tenney.house.gov
coolbreeze
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Flag-Humper day?Congresswoman Tenney Moves to Make President Trump’s Birthday a Federal Holiday
Washington, DC – Congresswoman Claudia Tenney (NY-24) today introduced the Trump’s Birthday and Flag Day Holiday Establishment Act to officially designate June 14 as a federal holiday to commemorate President Donald J. Trump’s Birthday and Flag Day.
florduh
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An Israeli man shot two people in Miami. He explained to the cops, "Oh it's ok... I saw two Palestinians so I killed them." 
www.middleeasteye.net
In a twist, the two people he shot were not "Palestinians". They were... Israelis.
The two victims said this was an antisemitic attack. And added a "Death to Arabs" for good measure
Two Israelis shot in Miami by man who thought he was targeting Palestinians
Mordechai Brafman, who shot victims 17 times, said he 'saw two Palestinians' and tried to kill them
In a twist, the two people he shot were not "Palestinians". They were... Israelis.
The two victims said this was an antisemitic attack. And added a "Death to Arabs" for good measure
florduh
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Beyond parody.
So, I was wrong. Mordechai isn't Israeli. He's just an American superfan of Israel. Since he said, "oh I saw two Palestinians so killed them", I wonder if he's suffering from the same "mental illness" as his victims who reacted to being shot by saying "Death to Arabs"
So, I was wrong. Mordechai isn't Israeli. He's just an American superfan of Israel. Since he said, "oh I saw two Palestinians so killed them", I wonder if he's suffering from the same "mental illness" as his victims who reacted to being shot by saying "Death to Arabs"
florduh
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Texas schoolgirl takes her own life after bullies threaten to call ICE
Jocelynn Rojo Carranza ended her life after enduring months of bullying from her sixth-grade classmates, who targeted her over her family's immigration status.
www.newsweek.com
An 11 year old in Texas committed suicide because her classmates kept telling her they were going to call the Gestapo on her parents and she would be all alone. Trump fans are raising evil children.
Tesla Cybertruck seized in the UK for being illegal
Bury Police in Greater Manchester recently made headlines after seizing a Tesla Cybertruck under Section 165 of the Road Traffic Act. The futuristic pickup, imported from the United States, found itself in hot water over missing paperwork and, more crucially, failing to meet UK safety regulations.
coolbreeze
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President ‘Krasnov’...has a nice ring to it.
uk.news.yahoo.com
Donald Trump was recruited by KGB with codename 'Krasnov', claims ex-Soviet spy
Donald Trump was recruited by the KGB with the codename 'Krasnov', claims an ex-Soviet spy.
florduh
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President ‘Krasnov’...has a nice ring to it.
Donald Trump was recruited by KGB with codename 'Krasnov', claims ex-Soviet spy
Donald Trump was recruited by the KGB with the codename 'Krasnov', claims an ex-Soviet spy.
I'm sorry but I don't believe this.
The Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore. This idea that the KGB had a long term plan where they knew their country would soon be dissolved and a gangster handpicked by America would rule over a new Russian Kakistocracy only to turn on his American masters decades down the road so they would need an American Manchurian Candidate so they groomed the 17th most successful real estate developer from Manhattan knowing he would become President after hosting a game show during a WGA strike that tricked millions of dumb Americans into thinking he's a brilliant businessman... does not hold water.
Trump is nice to Putin because Vlad called him "smart" one time 9 years ago and Donnie is too stupid to understand Vlad was making fun of him. It's not more complicated than that
Thieves used a stolen card to buy a $523,000 lottery ticket. The victim wants to share the winnings
Thieves used a stolen card to buy a winning French lottery ticket worth 500,000 euros ($523,000). But they vanished before cashing in —- and now they’re among France’s most famous fugitives.
Broncos assistant coach Michael Wilhoite arrested after being accused of punching a police officer
An assistant coach for the Denver Broncos is facing a felony assault charge after being accused of punching a police officer in the face at Denver International Airport. Outside linebackers
Cheebsy
Microbe minion
Apple AI tool transcribed the word 'racist' as 'Trump'
Apple AI tool transcribed the word 'racist' as 'Trump'
Experts have questioned the company's explanation that it is due to the two words being similar.
www.bbc.co.uk
florduh
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Stupid fuckin cops in Altoona Pennsylvania may have fucked up so bad that Luigi will walk.
www.ncnewsonline.com
My personal theory: the cops knew they had the right guy due to illegal surveillance that couldn't be used in court, so they planted evidence
Defense attorney says Luigi Mangione was unlawfully detained, searched at Altoona McDonald's
A Blair County defense attorney is asking a judge to release Luigi Mangione from custody, saying the suspect in a health insurance executive's high-profile slaying was unlawfully interrogated and searched
My personal theory: the cops knew they had the right guy due to illegal surveillance that couldn't be used in court, so they planted evidence
prayerplant
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Definitely think this qualifies for a weird story!
www.livescience.com
Diagnostic dilemma: Teen's improbable pregnancy occurred after oral sex
A teen girl with abdominal pain learned she was pregnant and had conceived under extremely unusual circumstances.
vapviking
Old & In the Way
In the, "Not for anything, but..." department.
I wondered why the story says it was "published" 9 hours ago, when it is actually about an event from 1988?
I think it is really just click bait, eh?
Literally while checking that, I stumbled on to the first post from this thread, from 2013!
Weird story, alright!Definitely think this qualifies for a weird story!
Diagnostic dilemma: Teen's improbable pregnancy occurred after oral sex
A teen girl with abdominal pain learned she was pregnant and had conceived under extremely unusual circumstances.
I wondered why the story says it was "published" 9 hours ago, when it is actually about an event from 1988?
I think it is really just click bait, eh?
Literally while checking that, I stumbled on to the first post from this thread, from 2013!
Second person dies in US measles outbreak
Two unvaccinated people were killed in a rapidly spreading outbreak that has sickened more than 220.
Someone Stole the Wheels From All the Teslas in This Parking Lot
As global protests against Elon Musk gain traction, a coordinated heist in Texas took the wheels right out from under him.