Weird News Stories of the Day.....

[grampa_herb]

Bigfoot erotica? Fur flies in Virginia congressional race
By ALAN SUDERMAN
Today


RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — Here’s a political attack you don’t hear every day — or ever: A Virginia congressional candidate says her opponent is unfit for office because he is a “devotee of Bigfoot erotica.”

 

[His_Highness]

Bigfoot erotica? Fur flies in Virginia congressional race
By ALAN SUDERMAN
Today


RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — Here’s a political attack you don’t hear every day — or ever: A Virginia congressional candidate says her opponent is unfit for office because he is a “devotee of Bigfoot erotica.”

Well...you know what they say about humanoids with big feet

 

[Marlon Rando]

Disney’s 'Christopher Robin' Won't Get China Release Amid Pooh Crackdown

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/christopher-robin-refused-china-release-1131907

 

[grampa_herb]

Peeping Tom's drone!

'It's disgusting'; surveillance shows drone flying outside woman's window at night

Posted: Aug 15, 2018 3:10 PM MDTUpdated: Aug 15, 2018 4:44 PM MDT
By Eric Cox
A Brentwood woman says this drone was outside her bedroom window.
BRENTWOOD, Mo. (KMOV.com) -
"It's a disgusting invasion of privacy."

An airborne was intruder hovering outside her home late at night. Its lens pointed towards her bedroom.

"The drone flies quite close to my camera."

It is what a Brentwood woman told News 4 she saw on her newly-installed surveillance equipment earlier this week.

 

[macbill]

Bartender attacks woman who spanked her

A bartender at Spirits on Bourbon in New Orleans was performing her job when a woman slapped her butt. Shocked, the bartender quickly spun around and hit the other woman in the face.

 

[grampa_herb]

RATTLED! Horror moment US pastor is bitten by a deadly snake during a service leaving him drenched in blood
Cody Coots is the head of a Kentucky church where worshippers handle snakes and drink poison to prove their devotion to God

 

[macbill]

Crows That Pick Up Trash

In France, though, the wily crow is getting a makeover. Puy du Fou, a historical theme park in the Loire region about four hours from Paris, has trained six crows to pick up cigarette butts and bits of trash and dump them in a box.

 

[grampa_herb]

Cell reception at Burning Man this year is good, 'too good'

By Michelle Robertson, SFGATE

Published 2:14 pm PDT, Monday, August 27, 2018

Photo: Sidney Erthal
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The annual Burning Man event kicks off in Black Rock Desert, Nevada, this week.



If you build it, they will come. And if they come, they will use their cell phones.

 

[macbill]

Bartlesville, OK. Man Accidentally Burns Home Down After Lighting Nike Shoes On Fire In Protest Of Nike’s Colin Kaepernick Ad

Jason Helms, 26, placed a pair of Nike sneakers in his garage and soaked them in Kerosene before lighting them on fire and filming it with his iPhone. The fire ended up spreading to the garage walls and ceiling before spreading to his actual home. Helms called 911 but by the time firefighters arrived they were unable to save his home.

 

[Ramahs]

Bartlesville, OK. Man Accidentally Burns Home Down After Lighting Nike Shoes On Fire In Protest Of Nike’s Colin Kaepernick Ad

Jason Helms, 26, placed a pair of Nike sneakers in his garage and soaked them in Kerosene before lighting them on fire and filming it with his iPhone. The fire ended up spreading to the garage walls and ceiling before spreading to his actual home. Helms called 911 but by the time firefighters arrived they were unable to save his home.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I read earlier that Ford just started supporting the same campaign. Now I'm waiting for these people to set their trucks on fire! lol

 

[macbill]

Naked man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

Based on the fire department’s investigation, the man allegedly tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill which he left unattended. The grill and cookies caught fire, so he put dry towels on top of the grill. Those caught fire, too, causing the fire to spread.

 

[Ramahs]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I read earlier that Ford just started supporting the same campaign. Now I'm waiting for these people to set their trucks on fire! lol

Oh, by the way...I discovered that, unfortunately, this story appears to be bullshit.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/house-fire-nike-shoes-burn/

 

[macbill]

Man installs electric fence to keep kids off his lawn
https://www.kptv.com/archives/man-i...cle_9ea7f3c6-a0d3-5f41-ac2f-ef3f15ada3f2.html
A Virginia man said he was fed up with children trespassing on his property, so he installed an electric fence to keep them away.

Bryan Tucker’s house is just feet away from a bus stop in Henrico County, WRIC reported.

 

[macbill]

Giving Ecstasy to Octopuses Taught Researchers Something Important About the Brain

A new study suggests that humans might have more in common with octopuses than it appears: they both respond to at least one psychoactive drug in a similar, sociable way.

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People want to know where Mitch McConnell was.
Woman on vacation reportedly finds dead tortoise in her vagina

A British woman has been questioned by police in Spain after doctors found a dead tortoise inside her vagina, according to reports in the Spanish media.

 

[Ramahs]

^ I remember giving haloperidol (an anti-psychotic) to crawfish in an experiment I was working on back in school. lol

 

[macbill]

Professor accidentally plays hardcore porn for packed lecture hall
A university professor was left red-faced after accidentally beaming porn through a lecture room projector for all his students to see.

About 500 students had turned up for an introductory psychology class taught by professor Steve Joordens but instead got an explicit lesson in human anatomy and sexual behavior.

 

[macbill]

A Man Overdosed on an Erectile Dysfunction Drug and Now He Permanently Sees Red
A healthy, 31-year-old man checked into a New York clinic with an unusual complaint. After taking large amounts of a drug for erectile dysfunction, which he purchased on the internet, everything he saw was red—a symptom that no treatment could remedy, even after a year.

 

[macbill]

Meanwhile, in Texas:
City Council amends SOB ordinance to block sex doll rental shop

Houston City Council on Wednesday updated its rules on sexually oriented businesses, instituting changes that could bar plans for a store that allows customers to try out sex dolls on the premises from opening near the Galleria.

 

[Summer]

City Council amends SOB ordinance to block sex doll rental shop

Nah ... you try, you buy. No rentals. What are you do gonna, run STD tests on sexbots in the trade?

 

[macbill]

Veteran NOAA meteorologist accused of licking, sucking, smelling teenage boys' toes

A longtime federal employee licked, sucked and smelled a 13-year-old boys' feet in a bedroom he coined the "room of pain," Maryland's Montgomery County Police allege in court documents obtained by WJLA.

 

[grampa_herb]

Pizzas must shrink or lose their toppings under Government anti-obesity plan
Pizzas must shrink or lose their toppings under Government plans to cap the calories in thousands of meals sold in restaurants and supermarkets.

Pies, ready meals and sandwiches will also be subject to the new proposed calorie limits, in a desperate bid to tackle Britain’s obesity crisis.

Under the draft proposals...

 

[macbill]

E-cig co. put Viagra, Cialis in vape liquids—the FDA is throbbing mad
The US Food and Drug Administration made clear on Thursday, October 11 that it has a major [URL='https://www.fda.gov/NewsEvents/Newsroom/FDAInBrief/ucm623078.htm']bone to pick with an electronic-cigarette vendor that illegally pumped prescription erectile dysfunction drugs into unapproved e-liquid products intended for vaping.


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[grampa_herb]

Outrageous new TV dating shows cut straight to chase

© AFP | The new dating show "Making Love" has made waves at MIPCOM, the world's biggest television and entertainment market
CANNES (FRANCE) (AFP) -

Once upon a time in a more coy era people made an effort to get to know each other -- perhaps learning each other's names -- before hopping into bed together.

But for the swipe-right generation raised on dating apps like Tinder that is so last century, television executives believe.

A new dating show is helping time-pressed millennials save on the unnecessary preliminaries by cutting straight to the chase.

"Making Love" has jaws dropping at MIPCOM, the world's biggest TV market in Cannes, by having contestants have sex first before deciding if they like each other.

 

[macbill]

76-year-old Tries to Attack Son with Chainsaw, Son Runs Him Over with Lawn Mower

A Tennessee man lost one of his legs after his son, trying to fend off the 76-year-old’s chainsaw attack, drove over the older man with a lawn mower, according to the Sullivan County Sheriff’s Office.

 

[crawdad]

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/17/...-cannabis-legalization.html#commentsContainer

its only weird to me since i dont live there, yet.