TheThriftDrifter
Land of the long vapor cloud
That is soooooo..British.
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ClearBlueLou
unbearably light in the being....
Hope he didn’t break his watch when he fell...
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Florida men busted with narcotics labeled ‘Bag Full of Drugs’
Two Florida men were busted over the weekend for speeding around with meth, cocaine and more packed in sacks with the words “Bag Full of Drugs” printed on them, authorities said.
Florida men busted with narcotics labeled ‘Bag Full of Drugs’
Two Florida men were busted over the weekend for speeding around with meth, cocaine and more packed in sacks with the words “Bag Full of Drugs” printed on them, authorities said.
A driver was having a seizure — so a good Samaritan leapt into the moving car to save him
Dramatic dash cam video shows a car creep through a red traffic signal at a busy intersection in northern Illinois, forcing other vehicles to slam on the brakes and let it pass.
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Virginia Law Forbidding Unmarried Fornication One Step Closer to Repeal
Lawmakers are closing a legal loophole that could charge unmarried people with a crime for having consensual sex. The House of Delegates passed a bill this week that aims to repeal the crime of fornication, which makes it illegal for people to have consensual sex outside of marriage.
Currently, fornication is a Class 4 misdemeanor and carries a fine of up to $250.
Dramatic dash cam video shows a car creep through a red traffic signal at a busy intersection in northern Illinois, forcing other vehicles to slam on the brakes and let it pass.
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Virginia Law Forbidding Unmarried Fornication One Step Closer to Repeal
Lawmakers are closing a legal loophole that could charge unmarried people with a crime for having consensual sex. The House of Delegates passed a bill this week that aims to repeal the crime of fornication, which makes it illegal for people to have consensual sex outside of marriage.
Currently, fornication is a Class 4 misdemeanor and carries a fine of up to $250.
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Beat the Boredom! Or Beat Something....
Porn website offers free access to passengers quarantined on Diamond Princess cruise ship
https://nypost.com/2020/02/10/porn-...-quarantined-on-diamond-princess-cruise-ship/
There is no cure for the coronavirus, but passengers stuck aboard a quarantined ship are being offered a cure for boredom – free webcam sessions with porn stars.
Adult site CamSoda is offering the nearly 3,700 people suffering from cabin fever on the Diamond Princess, which is docked in Japan, gratis access to its models.
Porn website offers free access to passengers quarantined on Diamond Princess cruise ship
https://nypost.com/2020/02/10/porn-...-quarantined-on-diamond-princess-cruise-ship/
There is no cure for the coronavirus, but passengers stuck aboard a quarantined ship are being offered a cure for boredom – free webcam sessions with porn stars.
Adult site CamSoda is offering the nearly 3,700 people suffering from cabin fever on the Diamond Princess, which is docked in Japan, gratis access to its models.
JSU president resigns following arrest in prostitution sting in Clinton, Mississippi
The president of Jackson State University resigned Monday following his arrest during a prostitution sting in Clinton over the weekend.
The president of Jackson State University resigned Monday following his arrest during a prostitution sting in Clinton over the weekend.
ClearBlueLou
unbearably light in the being....
Figured he’d be safe, that far from home...
Hearse With Body Still Inside Stolen From Southern California Church
Authorities in Southern California have urged a thief to return a dead body after a hearse was stolen with the deceased person still inside it. Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department said the black Lincoln Navigator was stolen from outside a church Wednesday evening.
Authorities in Southern California have urged a thief to return a dead body after a hearse was stolen with the deceased person still inside it. Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department said the black Lincoln Navigator was stolen from outside a church Wednesday evening.
Babysitter takes video of self with gun, accidentally shoots 10-year-old
https://abcnews.go.com/US/babysitter-takes-video-gun-accidentally-shoots-10-year/story?id=69228817
A 19-year-old was taking a video of herself with a gun when she allegedly shot her 10-year-old nephew by accident, according to Texas authorities.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/babysitter-takes-video-gun-accidentally-shoots-10-year/story?id=69228817
A 19-year-old was taking a video of herself with a gun when she allegedly shot her 10-year-old nephew by accident, according to Texas authorities.
grampa_herb
Epstein didn't kill himself
Silver Linings Playbook: 119 People Quarantined In A Brothel In Spain
Of all the places to be quarantined, a brothel in Valencia, Spain, might not be the worst. You've got booze, you've likely got a small buffet of fried foods and you've got entertainment.
But in all seriousness, that was exactly the case a day ago when authorities found that a woman working at the "La Selva Negra" brothel had tested positive for coronavirus. The findings forced authorities to quarantine the premises and the 86 customers that were inside.
Of all the places to be quarantined, a brothel in Valencia, Spain, might not be the worst. You've got booze, you've likely got a small buffet of fried foods and you've got entertainment.
But in all seriousness, that was exactly the case a day ago when authorities found that a woman working at the "La Selva Negra" brothel had tested positive for coronavirus. The findings forced authorities to quarantine the premises and the 86 customers that were inside.
An Oregon police department is asking residents to stop calling 911 because they've run out of toilet paper
As police across the US brace for continued emergency calls in the wake of the coronavirus outbreak, one Oregon police department is dealing with 911 calls for an entirely different type of emergency: Residents are calling because they've run out of toilet paper.
The Newport Police Department put out a notice on Facebook urging residents to stop making emergency calls due to a toilet paper shortage.
As police across the US brace for continued emergency calls in the wake of the coronavirus outbreak, one Oregon police department is dealing with 911 calls for an entirely different type of emergency: Residents are calling because they've run out of toilet paper.
The Newport Police Department put out a notice on Facebook urging residents to stop making emergency calls due to a toilet paper shortage.
New Mexico man says he unknowingly stole TVs while drunk
A New Mexico man is facing charges after he told police he unknowingly stole two televisions while drunk.
A New Mexico man is facing charges after he told police he unknowingly stole two televisions while drunk.
Las Vegas strip club to offer drive-through peep show
One Las Vegas strip club is staying open amid a 30-day shutdown recommended by Gov. Steve Sisolak and taking social distancing to another level by offering drive-through strip shows.
One Las Vegas strip club is staying open amid a 30-day shutdown recommended by Gov. Steve Sisolak and taking social distancing to another level by offering drive-through strip shows.
Summer
Long Island, NY
Poostuff
Please delete
It might be hard to find someone to use them with...
https://www.pedestrian.tv/coronavirus/still-legal-partner-house-family/
His_Highness
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
There have been jokes made about how the self-quarantine aspect is causing boredom and an uptick in sex which in turn is going to cause an increase in births 9 months or so later. Adding a lack of condoms sounds additive........
Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device
An Australian astrophysicist has been admitted to hospital after getting four magnets stuck up his nose in an attempt to invent a device that stops people touching their faces during the coronavirus outbreak.
An Australian astrophysicist has been admitted to hospital after getting four magnets stuck up his nose in an attempt to invent a device that stops people touching their faces during the coronavirus outbreak.
Pierced or Not? The Mystery Over New York Governor Andrew Cuomo’s Nipples
Every day, New York Governor Andrew M. Cuomo holds a press conference to update the public amid the ongoing coronavirus pandemic ravaging his state. After speaking, he takes questions from journalists about ventilators, social distancing, and when this whole thing might be over. All things the public desperately needs to know, sure, but on Monday the internet had another question: Does our governor have a nipple piercing?
Every day, New York Governor Andrew M. Cuomo holds a press conference to update the public amid the ongoing coronavirus pandemic ravaging his state. After speaking, he takes questions from journalists about ventilators, social distancing, and when this whole thing might be over. All things the public desperately needs to know, sure, but on Monday the internet had another question: Does our governor have a nipple piercing?
Police: Man teaching his dog to drive was arrested after leading troopers on a high-speed chase
A man was arrested Sunday after leading troopers on a high-speed chase with his dog sitting in the driver's seat, a spokeswoman for the Washington State Patrol said.
A man was arrested Sunday after leading troopers on a high-speed chase with his dog sitting in the driver's seat, a spokeswoman for the Washington State Patrol said.
Feds allow for drive-up gun sales to ease dealers', buyers' coronavirus worries
The Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives, in new guidance to federally licensed firearm retailers, said Friday that dealers can provide drive-up or walk-up service to reduce health risks posed by the coronavirus.
The Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives, in new guidance to federally licensed firearm retailers, said Friday that dealers can provide drive-up or walk-up service to reduce health risks posed by the coronavirus.
Panicky Men Are Stashing Sperm Like Crazy Right Now
Heather Kilpatrick has been busy lately. Since the United States began sliding into
COVID-19 lockdown mode, the operations manager for at-home sperm collection firm CryoChoice says the company has “seen a lot of inquiries come in from people scared about coronavirus.” But rather than just checking in or canceling orders, many of them seem to want to make purchases.
According to Kilpatrick, CryoChoice has seen sales jump by as much as 20 percent in recent weeks.
I keep mine in a Mason jar by the door.
Heather Kilpatrick has been busy lately. Since the United States began sliding into
COVID-19 lockdown mode, the operations manager for at-home sperm collection firm CryoChoice says the company has “seen a lot of inquiries come in from people scared about coronavirus.” But rather than just checking in or canceling orders, many of them seem to want to make purchases.
According to Kilpatrick, CryoChoice has seen sales jump by as much as 20 percent in recent weeks.
I keep mine in a Mason jar by the door.
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Adults Are Actually Buying Human Breast Milk in Hopes It Will Keep Coronavirus Away
Hoping to ward off a global pandemic with no known cure, Americans have turned to increasingly desperate options: swallowing fish tank cleaner, popping colloidal silver, chugging Alex Jones’ “Superblue Silver Immune Gargle.” But the latest trend comes from a source a little closer to home: human breast milk.
Who's your Mama?
Hoping to ward off a global pandemic with no known cure, Americans have turned to increasingly desperate options: swallowing fish tank cleaner, popping colloidal silver, chugging Alex Jones’ “Superblue Silver Immune Gargle.” But the latest trend comes from a source a little closer to home: human breast milk.
Who's your Mama?
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TheThriftDrifter
Land of the long vapor cloud
Wet nurse anybody?
This plan to stop people from stealing 420 road signs is absolutely ingenious
“It was getting pretty hopeless,” Cole says. “We just sent the guys back out there and hoped for the best and thought that perhaps the craze would die down and it never did.”
So they came up with Plan B: No hidden cameras or covert spy operations. Instead, they moved the signs back a tenth of a mile and changed the number to reflect their new location: 419.99.
“It was getting pretty hopeless,” Cole says. “We just sent the guys back out there and hoped for the best and thought that perhaps the craze would die down and it never did.”
So they came up with Plan B: No hidden cameras or covert spy operations. Instead, they moved the signs back a tenth of a mile and changed the number to reflect their new location: 419.99.