Weed and sex life

[Vaked420]

Ya definitely. I've come to realize I almost get a tolerance to individual activities while stoned and if I have sex while stoned too often I find it hard to have sex while not stoned and can get sort of addicted to being stoned and having sex haha. But other than that I think when used responsibly and in moderation weed can improve sex, like many other things. Like stormypinkies said it helps me relax, focus and I feel like I get more in touch with my animalistic side and don't really care too much about what I'm doing and therefore feel like my sex is more organic and fluid vs. Me just trying to figure out how to make the sex good the whole time haha

 

[HomeFree]

When I was a kid the BS they told us was that cannabis will make it so you can't have a kid and shrink your testicles. I have proof they were wrong on both counts. YMMV of course.

 

[CarolKing]

Unfortunately it is true. It lowers the sperm count by 1/3. If you have lot of swimmers you don't have any problems. This is from Sept 2015. This is kind of a different subject. We don't want to continue on this line. It's not the thread for it. I just wanted to add this.

Are thinking about starting a family, you may want to cut back on the marijuana. According to a recent study published in the American Journal of Epidemiology, smoking pot more than once a week can lower sperm count by a third, and if combined with other recreational drugs, including cocaine and ecstasy, it can fall to more than half.

The effects of marijuana on fertility have become of particular interest for researchers due to its increasing popularity among young males. Men who smoke marijuana do get women pregnant, but some men are more fertile than others, or are more fertile at different stages of their life. However, men who are considered to be borderline-infertile may risk infertility with smoking pot.

 

[PPN]

Nice thread!

In my experience weed doesn't increase sexual desir but helps me to be quiet and to control myself.... if not mixed with others actives substances (alcohol+ weed makes me asleep!).

Sometimes it misses to me to smoke a small joint just after since my wife doesn't smoke at all...

 

[Ricardo]

Weed + sex = awesome.
Weed + high-speed Internet + fantasy of choice = pretty darn good too

 

[Diggy Smalls]

It makes everything better. Sex included. I enjoy it more and last longer.

 

[cloudsosmoke]

If You're a Viper - Stuff Smith and his Onyx Club Boys


Dreamed about a reefer five feet long.
Mighty Mezz, but not too strong.
You'll be high but not for long
If you're a viper.

I'm the king of everything.
I've got to be high before I can swing.
Light a tea and let it be
If you're a viper.

When your throat gets dry you know you're high
Everything is dandy
Truck on down to the candy store
Bust your konk on peppermint candy

Then you know that you're body's spent.
You don't care if you don't pay rent.
Sky is high and so am I
If you're a viper.

Hogeye's 60's addendum:

When you're feelin' groovy and kinda horny
And look right beside you
And see a beautiful person thinking the same damn thing
and she says,"Why don't we get down and raunchy!"

Then you know you're stoned on your ass
You've been smoking some of that bad bad grass
High as a kite and that's all right
If you're a viper.

Recorded in 1936. Later covered by Fats Waller as "The Reefer Song" (1943) with slightly altered lyrics,
i.e. hiss-s-s viper toking sounds and ad lib crosstalk.

 

[hinglemccringleberry]

As a veteran pothead I've realized that it doesn't really affect mine one way or the other. Food plays a much bigger role for me so I consume food that promotes healthy testosterone levels and I try to get enough sleep too. But the biggest difference maker is making sure I'm NOT beating off too much. Thatll kill anyones libido lol

 

[His_Highness]

As a veteran pothead I've realized that it doesn't really affect mine one way or the other. Food plays a much bigger role for me so I consume food that promotes healthy testosterone levels and I try to get enough sleep too. But the biggest difference maker is making sure I'm NOT beating off too much. Thatll kill anyones libido lol

It's possible to masturbate too much!?!?! Damn....

 

[Squiby]

It's possible to masturbate too much!?!?! Damn....

Who knew???

 

[Rebelistic]

Thatll kill anyones libido lol

I wish I could kill mine

 

[1DMF]

Unfortunately it is true. It lowers the sperm count by 1/3. If you have lot of swimmers you don't have any problems.

As someone who spent 10 years trying for children and 6 years going through IVF. I have to say that the IVF clinic disagrees with you!

I asked this specific question because I had such a low sperm count and they said if it didn't improved we may have to use donor sperm.

They said smoking cannabis does not cause an issue, smoking tobacco does, but not enough to worry about as the stress of giving up would be worse. What they told me I MUST stop was alcohol.

So I went dry for 3 months, took Well-man conception vitabiotics, zinc, iron and multi-vits, but carried on puffing like a chimney, and my sperm count improved by 50% and we now have a wonderful bouncing baby son.

I know you didn't want to swerve this thread in that direction, but as I can speak 100% from factual experience, I thought I should share this information with the community as it is important and hopefully might put others minds at ease.

If you are trying for children and having difficulties, give up the Alcohol not the dope!

Obviously if you can quit smoking and vape that'll help too, (I found vaping after the wife conceived!), but don't feel you have to quit your medicine unless it's the last resort.

As a fertility clinic that specialises in IVF including ICSI categorically told me I did not need to quit dope , just alcohol, and the results from following their advice speak for themselves.

As for the question does weed affect your sex life , for me yes, as I never smoked nor do I vape in the bedroom, so I have to pause, leave the room, have a toke, and then come back, which can be a bit of a mood killer!

 

[ragnorak71]

Just on the sperm count thing, wife and I were going for second child and it was taking a while so got the doc to check my little fellas out. Pretty much only 2 in 100 were normal, rest were freaky mutants and confused stoned spermies trying to swim back up to the mothership or whatever.

Those two got the job done though, bloody good swimmers.

anyway, just thought I would share lol

 

[mestizo]

I enjoy it more and last longer.

Nah, I don't agree, that's what I thought too, until I realized time slows down when being high.

 

[mvapes]

I'm married with kids. It certainly ain't the weed affecting my sex life.







Oh, and that's if I actually had a sex life

 

[vapirtoo]

Your kids are proof otherwise.

What do you think grandparents are for?

Noo you don't fuck them ; you get them to babysit your little ankle biters as you try to find your mojo.
Oh yeah weed and sex is great.
Even better when you have a partner.

 

[shiner25]

It has been pretty good.

 

[DDave]

Just chiming in to say the Milaana gives me wood!

 

[hinglemccringleberry]

there was this one night where me and an old GF ate too much of some pot cookies and instead of netflix and chill we did the "netflix and have a bad trip on the couch from overdoing edibles"

 

[Apexisto]

Having sex stoned is for me so awesome!

It feels like I am in a porno movie or something when I am stoned. A pussy feels so much wetter and hotter. I was like Alice in Wonderland when I was so stoned and one girl was riding. Basically, just before sex it is a good idea to vape

 

[YungLeaner]

Weed tends to increase endurance in bed--this can sometimes coincide with weed decreasing energy--not a great combo in bed.

Anything that heightens the senses is going to feel nice.

Being too stoned makes me feel a little insecure about my body so I prefer to be a little toasted. not too stoned.

 

[AJS]

What sex life? LOL

It's a mix...physically it's easier to get there, mentally....I can turn myself off in a heartbeat if I'm too stoned.

Too bad I don't partake much...Life of the introvert.

 

[FlyingLow]

I am insatiable.

 

[olivianewtonjohn]

Other positives are the effects weed has on sperm. I have read that sperm counts are lower by about 1/3 and that the sperm actually act different.

Sober sperm move along at a nice, steady pace until they hit the egg. They then kick into overdrive trying to break in & fertilize. Stoned sperm tend to hit the ground swimming with everything they got! By the time they find the egg, they're too tired to break in.

A 1/3 of 200-500 million is still a fuckload....thats if that 1/3 figure is correct. Normally only ~300-500 sperm make it to the egg anyways....and on top of that sperm can survive up to 5 days in the reproductive tract.

Id be more concerned with MJ possible effects on sperm/oocyte than fertility

 

[tiukauleh]

Weed + sex = awesome.
Weed + high-speed Internet + fantasy of choice = pretty darn good too

a lot of people are finding out the hard way that Weed + high-speed Internet + fantasy of choice = PIED (porn induced erectile dysfunction).


and could we be paying a price (at least those of us who 'abuse' it) for our LT use of mj?
http://www.acupuncturetoday.com/mpacms/at/article.php?id=33013

those of you who practice martial arts or internal stuff may be interested that there have been articles stating that mj use reverses or drains the flow of chi.