Vaporbrothers Mini Hydrator Caption Contest

BlazedRunner

run high
(1) Man I am so baked, I am just gonna sit here with a pumpkin in my head and my little bubbler, just in case I need to get more baked.

(2) Don't mind me I'm just bakin' a pumpkin in my head. I just took a rip from my vapor brothers original whip vape and made it oh so mild with my brand new mini hydrator, and man am I baked. When I'm done bakin' this pumpkin I am gonna eat it with a little brown sugar and a little butter. And I am gonna get more baked because what's shakin' is what's bakin'. ok see ya.
 
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King

Well-Known Member
Accessory Maker
A refresher for those who haven't see the picture in a while:
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This is going to be one doozy of a caption, but I'm proud of it!

I used to smoke,
Before I died.
My lungs were black,
My taste buds fried.

Now in my grave,
I turn and spin.
My smoking killed me,
from deep within.

I plead with St. Peter,
"all my vices I’ll shed."
If he will allow me,
to return from the dead.

Awake from my slumber,
I stretch and I yawn.
But I just now discover,
All my organs are gone.

My brain, lungs and heart,
They’re all lost to rot.
Tried a substitute pumpkin,
but a brain it is not.

My hopes are now dashed,
and this pumpkin won't thrive.
I still learned that vaping,
would have helped me survive.
 
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Oscar_Milde

Forum Crawler
October 2005
Mr-pumpkin-head.jpg

October 2013
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"These before-and-after images make Mr Pumpkin Head's ongoing struggle with methamphetamine abuse hard to ignore. The recent picture was taken moments before Mr Head was admitted to an intensive THC therapy rehabilitation program pioneered by VaporBrothers."
-The Sunday High Times
 
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Captain Comply

Wellness over intoxication
We had so much fun with the last contest that VaporWarehouse is back with another caption contest. This time we are giving away a Vaporbrothers Mini Hydrator (vaporizer not included) to the member who's caption gets the most likes.

The Vaporbrothers Mini Hydrator is made in the U.S.A. of borosilicate glass. The non-removeable down stem features a 7 hole shower head diffuser. Included is a 14.4mm ground glass connector that allows you to use the Mini Hydrator with your Vaporbrothers vaporizer and other style vapes.

This contest is for FC members and the winner will be decided by FC members.

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Rules:
  • Post a caption to this photo in this contest thread.
  • The caption post with the most likes wins a Vaporbrothers Mini Hydrator (vaporizer not included).
  • In case of a tie, VaporWarehouse will make the winning like.
  • We will open this contest to all forum members around the globe.
  • Winner must be 18 years or older.
  • Forum members may submit more than one caption.
  • Contest ends 10/31/13. Winner will be announced on 11/01/13.
  • Rules are subject to change at any time.
Have fun and Happy Halloween! :science:
I read on this forum that if I Vaped a bunch of Pumpkins I would finally be able to take a crap. Still waiting....
 
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