Vaporbrothers Dabbler Caption Contest

[CheeseSandwich]

"all the while Dabblin & doing it FroggyStyle"

 

[Abysmal Vapor]

Get away from pills and caps with some honey vapor dabs.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

whatever you do, don't blink!

now just hold still.... i almost got it..... there!


if i flip it over and you hop i think it'll work! (that's fuckin' teamwork!)


the Caterpillar gave me this after i had properly explained myself. he said one side would make my mind grow larger, while the other was a usb power port? whatever that is?

 

[Dangus]

"All glory to the hypnotoad"

 

[sxmokeUP]

That ain't a dabbler... This is a DABBLER.

 

[VaporWarehouse]

>
>This ain't what it looks like, Kermit.

Glad to see you are all having fun with the contest.

And Dorkus, of course we will allow it.

 

[Dangus]

I'm not the kind of person to say I toad a so, but you know what, I toad a so. I fuckin a toad a so!

 

[Dreamerr]

Leap frog your it...I have the dabbler now

 

[hektik8625]

Boner Garage !

 

[marduk]

 

[bruno13]

What? You said you wanted to use my dabbler!

 

[530rasta]

"Momma always said dabbling would turn us into stones... stoners..errr.....ribbit"

 

[Hoops]

Froggy Style - Not what I thought it was.

 

[Nooky72]

UK based but also innit to winnit but would donate to a fellow fc forum fan who isn't geographically excluded ( or I could pay the courier charges?)


Here goes:
Why did u park the van here man?
We've been toad!


Thought I'd treat myself to a beautiful new dabbler saying it's a leap year

This new dabbler is da shit man. Toadly awesome

Thanks for the lift pal, gonna treat u to some French flies and a diet croak

 

[poonman]

I know I promised to put something long and hard between your eyes , but....
don't worry , I'll still mess you up .

 

[Armerad]

Ribbited for her pleasure.

 

[poonman]

I hope you're wearing a condom ,
I don't want to get any STW . ( Sexually Transmitted Warts )

 

[Detonator]

oohhh! "I've been fucked over by cheap vape pens that fall apart! But this Dabbler hits great!" " ok you take another hit then turn it around and shoved it up my ass, I want both holes filled"..... ooohhhhh yeah!

 

[Oscar_Milde]

ok you take another hit then turn it around and shoved it up my ass, I want both holes filled"..... ooohhhhh yeah!

Whoaaa, graphic frog ponographic imagery in text form!

 

[Aether]

This is what happens when frogs can't eat what buuuuuugs them




A picture........................1000 words
Two frogs.......................$30
Getting stoned.................$15
The perfect caption..........Dabbler!

 

[chimpybits]

1 of these verses:

Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride
With a trusty oil pen by his side, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
or
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride
With trusty vape pen shown off with pride, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
or
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride
Blowing aphrodisiacal clouds far and wide, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
or
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride
Calming medicine easily applied, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
or
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride
Took three rips and he was fried, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
or
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride
Shared cannabinoid system he did confide, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
or
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride
Altered consciousness plainly implied, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

I think I like the last one best.

 

[Enchantre]

"Whoa, dude. We're Stoned"

 

[chimpybits]

Others:
"Ha ha, stupid humans actually claim to get stoned from this. Toad? Toad?!"

"Toad, watch out for the kissy princess, I'm staying."

"Frog, why do I get the feeling you're trying to budder me up?"

Actually it IS easy bein' green.

Stoned and dethroned. Kissing princess not included.

"Relax. Just cause you're cane toad friend didn't show, ain't gonna stop us getting stoned."

 

[SnidelyWhiplash]

"Rip-it....Rip-it"
The NEW VaporBrothers Dabbler! (Even frogs know how to use it).

 

[Skeena]

Hey check out my new tongue transplant!