Howdy Matt, good to meet you, welcome to the Forum! Great story ('cept for the broken glass part....), thanks for sharing it.
Off hand I'd say you done broke the code all right, it's a fine product once you meet it on it's terms not yours. If you think back to your first experience with THC it was mild too, right? Many/most don't really get of the first time, the buzz can get killed as it happens (or fails to develop) as I see it.
And of course we all bring our personal set of expectations to the party. This can (and IMO usually does) get in the way. Like many other things in life you have to get past those expectations to get past those expectations. Sadly, I think too many don't. They don't get the results they expect the first time or two, cop an 'oh, yeah, that stuff' attitude and go back to blazing and feeling superior.
Not to worry, us vapers will outlive them, date their women, play with their stuff.....all that.
Anyway, glad you got on board. Good luck running down some more glass and enjoy your vape.....that's what you paid your money for, after all. BTW I think it's way cool you spent your tax money on vapes, if you gave it to those clowns in DC you know what they'd have wasted it on.....
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