hey everybody,
Please excuse this delayed review as the weekend was just so beautiful I was gone most of the time and the beginning of the week has been hectic as I take care of last minute business before I leave to Europe.
So about one week ago on Friday at 2:15 I met the inventor of the VXC, stonemonkey, at SPARC. After bringing some of my purple afgoo and purchasing some lemon OG I was ready for a test run. Introductions were made and stories about each other were exchanged (my health, his life, how we both grew up in the same city...) and then the machine was pulled out of it's case accompanied with a beautifully clean Vertigo glass. Stonemonkey had a salad mixture of blue dream and two other strains and I had my purple lemon afgoo and the testing commenced.
Before I go on to praise the silky smoothness of each hit, the pungent flavor of each rip, this is the BEST vaporizer I have ever used. Its like that first time you ever got high or smoked a blunt or hit a SSV properly, it's one of those moments where it changes the whole smoking world for you, and that's exactly what happened to me.
The first bowl was magnificent. Those who read earlier know I have trouble with my esophagus, honestly, at the brink of cancer, but with the smoothness of this vape, with the proper heating of the medicine, it was all just so proper that not only was there no irritation. I was actually feeling very medicated not only in my head but also my stomach and esophagus, the two most important places that get medicated. While I take my zephyr and feed it through my own bubbler and still get medicated there was just something so different, something that made it feel "right" something that just got me truly medicated and not just "vaked" off of my zephyr.
As conversation continued from development, to more about our pasts (middle school teachers even), bowls were continually being packed and I soon realized that I was so medicated I stopped paying attention to the loudness of my voice and the tapping of my foot to where I had to catch myself in my head and say, "wow its been years since I have felt like this and I LOVE it, but a get a grip." and a grip I did get, of that VXC and took another hit of that sweet succulent vapor of the gods.
Everything about this machine is perfect I kid you not. From overall look to the technology within it is the best vape I ever hit and considering Stonemonkey has 20 year patents it will be the best vape I hit for the next 20 years most likely. But besides just the technology of it and efficiency, the company is a grass roots company and I love that.
The inventor wanted to meet with me, he was interested in my story and gave me his. We grew up in the same town with the same teachers, he is on the forums, emails prospective customers and shows that he GENUINELY cares which makes me feel SAFE!!! which is VERY important to me considering this is not just some toy I grab to get high and watch the hangover, it's a very serious medical device in a world that is still clouded with smoke (no pun intended) and to know the inventor and know that he cares, makes a WORLD of difference to me and how I medicate, it helps create a calming subconscious.
Stonemonkey I would like to apologize for the time it took me to write a review on your amazing machine. I would like to thank you, from the bottom of my heart for the hard and dedicated work you do for this community and me. FC community, if you haven't tried this machine just wait until you do and those who have this review will come as a warm reminder of the great device that will adorn your and my coffee table.
If anyone has any other questions feel free to pm me or just post up on here.
Since that Friday I have not been able to get that high or even enjoy medicated as much anymore, Stonemonkey you have changed the way I medicated forever for the better, and for that I give you thanks.
Best Regards,
Doback