Hey guys, I actually was just looking for a thread like this and came to share some thoughts/opinions.
I work as a technician/engineer and while I typically work in the office, I do get tested to go on job sites occasionally by the people who would employ my company for w/e job.
Was supposed to get tested in like 3/4 weeks, recently learned that I'll be going out of town to the site for a presentation next week, so I kind of am a bit worried, but I'm not getting the impression that I'll be tested next week. (knock on wood)
These are the steps I took/am taking:
* I bought a 3 oz bottle of Quik Fix Synthetic Urine. I used this before on a test that wasn't a lab test, just a standard piss test, and it worked wonders (2/3 years back). Saw some sketchy reviews from last year, but it was formula 5.8/5.9. I have formula 6.1, which has Uric Acid and Urea added into it, and I found reports from July 2015 of people with the Department of Transportation as well as a few people who got tested at Quest Diagnostics who all passed using this formula. Same batch number as me, so I do feel kind of secure. I used to hike it up in my boxer briefs under my nuts, but when I ordered it I just shelled out for a leg strap because keeping it by your junk is super uncomfortable. Going to get a bunch of heat packs at the store tomorrow.
* Bought B12 vitamins and creatine, and started taking a LOT of creatine today (earliest my test could be is Monday) and a vitamin or two. Taking the creatine a few days before the test (a lot, its called Creatine Loading, looking at 20g a day) is pretty essential, as it takes 24 to 48 hours for it to metabolize into creatinine. I'm going to dilute like crazy the day of my test, and all things considered, I should pass the test. The B12's will give my urine color, the excess creatinine in my urine will allow it to test above the minimum 20/mg while still being diluted. If this makes sense. The water, the vitamins, and the creatine do absolutely nothing at clearing my body out of THC metabolites, BUT the excess water can dilute the metabolites to a level where they won't be tested, AND the vitamins give it the color so it doesn't appear diluted, AND the creatine metabolites (creatinine) give it the proper weight for it to NOT look diluted. If that makes sense. Had a buddy pass this way, and the science behind it seems pretty sound.
As far as saliva tests are concerned, I had to take one a few years back for a job, and passed it with 24 hours of abstinence + mouthwash before I went into the testing center. Buddy passed his like 12/14 hours after smoking. Pretty short turn over for detection time I think.
Gonna test myself Sunday (diluted with vitamins/creatine), if I'm positive I will likely substitute, if not, I'll probably dilute and if it comes up "negative/dilute" at the center, I'll use the synthetic after the fact. Was also thinking of just mixing most of my pee with the synthetic; I worry that I"ll come up diluted with my own pee, and worried that the synthetic will come up synthetic despite the positive reviews, so I was thinking that if I mixed them that would dilute things well enough and have the proper everything in the sample. If that makes sense. Pee a little bit of my diluted pee (but still positive tested) in the cup + the synthetic. Not sure yet, going to play it by ear, will let you guys know what happens Sunday and how it goes in the future