TPBM Game

[CombustionJunction]

Holy Crap! You got that email too?!?!?!

TPBM owns a Zephyr ION

 

[momofthegoons]

No, not yet. Just 4 beautiful Zaps, 2 cheap Hot Boxes, and a wonderful LB. I'd actually like one of each type of vape.

TPBM is having eggs and bacon for breakfast after a serious wake and vape session.

 

[crawdad]

it is so true, i did have eggs and bacon this morning and i got ripped last night. nice.

TPBM prefers creamy to crunchy peanut butter (because its way better obviously).

 

[hereatlast]

This is true but I bought crunchy last time by mistake!

TPBM is an obsessive vinyl record collector.

 

[Pappy]

No vinyl, that's final!
TPBM has no ethical dilemma swatting flies.

 

[DevoTheStrange]

I actually relish in it.... Almost to the point of being OCD about it.
TPBM has had severe hay fever this year

 

[Theo]

I do usually get hay fever pretty badly but this year hasn't been a problem at all!

TPBM is Jewish!

 

[pakalolo]

You really have to stop peeking at the guy using the next urinal, and FYI circumcision does not mean I'm Jewish.

TPBM has a prized collection of roaches.

 

[lwien]

....which I put into my ant farm, but they're not doing to well.

TPBM woke up this morning only to find his pillow missing after dreaming of devouring giant marshmellows.

 

[2clicker]

so thats why ive been farting feathers...

TPBM picks and eats their boogers

 

[CombustionJunction]

They're delicious AND nutritious! Tastes like chicken.

TPBM grows weed in his basement

 

[2clicker]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

TPBM grows and sells me the weed that TPAM claims that i grow

 

[Pappy]

Yooz guyz iz lucky I ain't da fuzz.
TPBM is too lazy to grow their own.

 

[DevoTheStrange]

damn straight I am
TPBM has the nervous habit of giggling like a little school girl everytime someone brings out a new strain of Herb.

 

[Theo]

....are you stalking me?

TPBM hasn't ingested THC in any form for over a week.

 

[george]

....are you stalking me?

TPBM hasn't ingested THC in any form for over a week.

I've run out of nugs about a week ago but i've been dipping into my kief stash

TPBM has an addiction to collecting new vapes!

 

[Pappy]

New glass and vapes and bud!
TPBM thinks they know how many screws is in the Purple Days jar.

 

[2clicker]

fuggin right i do, but im well too lazy to go buy a postcard, fill it out, and send it...

TPBM found this forum by searching for porn online

 

[Pappy]

Yeah, grass porn and glass porn!
TPBM is running low on ISO and salt. (off topic: In what other forum would that even mean anything?)

 

[pakalolo]

So true, I just drank the last bottle.

TPBM can't spell.

 

[Qbit]

So true, I just drank the last bottle.

TPBM can't spell.

Yes I fuking can spel.
And TPMB always rites forum posts in netspeke.

 

[crawdad]

nope, not i.

TPBM has sneezed while filling a bowl and it blew *everywhere*. (like i did once) :/

 

[CombustionJunction]

It actually happened to me twice... in a row! I filled the bowl, sneezed, refilled what I could scrounge up, sneezed again.... FML

TPBM has swallowed a roach

 

[momofthegoons]

Only once while shotgunning. A very unpleasant experience.

TPBM uses Ben Gay in some interesting ways.

 

[2clicker]

K Y got nuthin on BenGay

TPBM still prefers to combust