TPBM Game

[Pappy]

At the risk of introducing an utterly ridiculous thread here are the Rules of TPBM Game.
TPBM stands for "The Poster Below Me". So, I might post...
"TPBM prefers bags over whips?" To which one could respond...
"I actually prefer vapor bonging." That responder then postulates what The Poster Below them might be doing like...
"TPBM is watching UFC 155 this weekend."

That's the game -- very simple! So I'll start...

TPBM this this is the most asinine game they ever heard of?

 

[lepstadder]

It would be a fun game if the original poster posted in grammatically correct sentences (lol,jk)

TPBM will no doubt be trying hard not to comment on my original retort

 

[Pappy]

TPBM will no doubt be trying hard not to comment on my original retort

I never respond to retorts.
TPBM is considering a glass piece on Etsy.

 

[lwien]

Don't need no stinkin' glass on Etsy.
TPBM has just ordered 6 Vapir N02's in the hopes of finding one that doesn't smell like baby poop.

 

[fidget]

Don't need no stinkin' glass on Etsy.
TPBM has just ordered 6 Vapir N02's in the hopes of finding one that doesn't smell like baby poop.

I actually like the smell of baby poop
TPBM is considering having a back, sack and crack wax and getting their partner a vajazzle - or the other way round.

 

[Pappy]

How did I get myself in this stupid game?
TPBM always gets cut off by old people in Buicks.

 

[fidget]

How did I get myself in this stupid game?
TPBM always gets cut off by old people in Buicks.

Only if "cut off" is a euphemism.

TPBM hates acronyms.

 

[hereatlast]

GTFO I love acronyms.

TPBM fell off their bike this morning.

 

[mattybass]

I'm typing this with one hand because my other hand has shattered from said fall.

TPBM can't decide what to eat for dinner and will most likely fail to arrive at a decision, thus skipping dinner altogether.

 

[momofthegoons]

It's so true; nothing sounds good.

TPBM will be watching Dancing With the Stars tonight.

 

[lwien]

...while wondering why Bristol Palin wants a mirror ball. Scary thought.

TPBM decided to ditch his favorite pastime for a bit of winter fun:

 

[Pappy]

Bonsai!
TPBM knows the difference between a HydraGrid and a HydraTree.

 

[lwien]

But wondering about how to release the wonders of hydrophonics.
TPBM is thinking about the various ways he can use his warm PD on those cold winter nights.

 

[Theo]

I don't have a PD, I've got an EQ, but I am thinking about how I can use it on cold-winter nights! (living in Boston and in a basement apartment = COLD!)

TPBM only smokes the top grade bud.

 

[Pappy]

A never-ending quest!
TPBM prefers indicas to sativas.

 

[CombustionJunction]

TPAM is right!

TPBM voted YES on Prop 19

 

[Theo]

I'm not a registered voter in CA

TPBM has 5 different vapes!

 

[Pappy]

3 > 4 if you consider the CloudXhale isn't vaporware.
TPBM is seriously considering the VCX as their next vape.

 

[AGBeer]

Sadly no
I just forked over a bunch of cash for my latest showpiece.

TPBM - Is a closet combuster trying to infiltrate the vape world and secretly convince us that CO is good for your health

 

[Theo]

I do combust but I vape a lot too! There's just something about ripping a bong(yea, I vaporbong too), or hitting my small dub-bub(my favorite chilling piece).

TPBM hasn't combusted for 10years!

 

[mattybass]

Closer to 10 hours but.. ya know.

TPBM is that guy who got double-Volcano'd in a plastic bag while suspended in the air for 4/20.

 

[tdavie]

TPBM likely knows that I am Canadian, and furthermore is correct if they assume that I have little or no national pride. If TPBM is a Canadian CSIS agent then he/she knows this is inadmissible in a court of law.

Ah, too vaped; the SSV is hitting hard tonight.

Tom

 

[Pappy]

TPAM is very very vaked!
TPBM ?s??? ???d???p o? ?z?l oo? s? ?qd

 

[Theo]

I am not too lazy to decipher that!

TPBM only smokes a half gram a day.

 

[pakalolo]

No he doesn't, he vaporizes half a gram a day.

TPBM is currently working with a banker in Nigeria to have 18 million dollars transferred into his bank account.