This is a "Known 'Pornography' web site and you should all be ashamed...for keeping that from me

[TheDudeNextDoor]

Was at Chick Fil-a today messing around on the laptop while the kids played in the play area. I knew, since I was using their wi-fi, that I wouldn't be able to access FC, but I just couldn't resist trying just to see what would happen.

Well, how surprised was I to discover that this site is a "known 'Pornography' web site" and is NOT allowed! I mean they KNOW! It's KNOWN!!!!!!

But then I was like...What the hell? Y'all been holding out on me? Where's all the porn?! Do I need to know some kind of secret handshake or something? Come on...show me the money shots!

 

[Vicki]

I know why! They've seen the Parkinson's thread!!!

 

[way2]

I guess you don't visit the Parkinson's thread much!

Vicki beat me to it!

 

[momofthegoons]

That was my first thought too. Dude... you need to get around the site a little more.

 

[lwien]

Pornography is the explicit portrayal of sexual subject matter for the purpose of sexual gratification.

If ANYONE entered the Parkinson's thread with the purpose of getting sexual gratification, than THAT has got to be the pinnacle of pervitude and if ANYONE should know what the pinnacle of pervitude, it's me.
........

 

[Vicki]

You're not a provert, though, lwien.

btw...I LOVE carrying a whip around FC now!

 

[lwien]

You're not a provert, though, lwien.

A professional Vert?

 

[momofthegoons]

Hold up.... how the hell did you all get a whip.... I thought I was the one with the whip...

If ANYONE entered the Parkinson's thread with the purpose of getting sexual gratification, than THAT has got to be the pinnacle of pervitude and if ANYONE should know what the pinnacle of pervitude is, it's me. ........

Uh huh.... and haven't you been hanging out in the Parkinson's thread lately? Hmmmm?

 

[lwien]

Uh huh.... and haven't you been hanging out in the Parkinson's thread lately? Hmmmm?

Only to spread good will and cheer.......and to get my toys back.

 

[TheDudeNextDoor]

Parkinson's thread! Duh! Should have known. Anytime you're looking for porn, you ALWAYS check the Parkinson's shit. (Not to be confused with the popular "Parkinson Shit," where someone squats over you and shakes shit all over your face.)

 

[u bwade wunner]

FC is banned at mcdonalds wifi here too.so in my book they are officially good for nothing.well except for drive through espressos when everywhere else is closed.
as for the parkinsons thread.every time I visit there I learn something useful.it is my daily sin column.

 

[Enchantre]

In real life, I have a cat o' nine tails...

And a sword. True story... yesterday, while moving stuff in the apartment, when the "punk" neighbor showed up, I chose to grab my hubby's 4 foot long fucking Broad Sword from the car, and carry that up.

"Whoa. That's a sword"

"uh huh. (smile) We're moving in."

I don't think we'll have too many problems.

And, Dude, really... the word FUCK is in the site name. I dare say it is blocked from a LOT of places.

 

[TheDudeNextDoor]

problems.

And, Dude, really... the word FUCK is in the site name. I dare say it is blocked from a LOT of places.

Yeah, I know, but recognizing that fact ruins the humor in the message, so I ignore it for my own convenience. I'm like Fox News that way.

 

[Seek]

The glass section is overflowing with porn. People should visit FC only in incognito mode.