The "I'm Desperate For Attention" Thread

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Yeah, we've all been there (here).

Some, like me, are perpetually there ... here.

Well, here's a chance to proclaim so without any bullshit attached to it.

Hi. My name is EveryDayAmnesiac, and I'm desperate for attention.

So I'm posting this:

If you can think of a more appropriate thread, then you go right ahead and keep telling yourself that.

mod note: Thread closed. We already have enough threads for posting whatever pops into your head.

 

[Enchantre]

I'm so desperate for attention, I've volunteered myself to make another vaping video.

Do you grow? I've found that an amazing outlet for nurturing something.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

I'm so desperate for attention, I've volunteered myself to make another vaping video.

Do you grow? I've found that an amazing outlet for nurturing something.

I noticed the volunteerism. Here's hoping you don't get out of control, like @Caligula.

Oh, I'm sorry, @Caligula MAXIMUS.

He used to be a student of mine, until he got out of hand. Now, he may as well call himself, "Biggus Dickus."

 

[t-dub]

At least you are here and not running around trying to steal purses like this guy. A little "love" from the stick . . .

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

At least you are here and not running around trying to steal purses like this guy. A little "love" from the stick . . .

Other than the fact I don't walk around like a T. Rex, how do you know that's not me?

 

[t-dub]

Other than the fact I don't walk around like a T. Rex, how do you know that's not me?

It could be you . . . it could be Caligula . . . not sure . . .

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

It could be you . . . it could be Caligula . . . not sure . . .

Dang it, @t-dub ... you have this knack of making me laugh when I really don't want to be laughing ...

 

[DDave]

 

[lwien]

Do you grow?

I used to, but I think I stopped when I was about 16.

 

[HillaryClinton]

Someone want some of this attention?

 

[lwien]

......or this attention?

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

......or this attention?

Uh, yeah..... no.

I was thinking more... the kind of attention that involves, you know... younger, more attractive females.

But... you gotta start somewhere ...

 

[HillaryClinton]

......or this attention?

I raise you this:

 

[Caligula]

I have a huge penis. Just saying.

 

[Dawntreader]

I have a huge penis. Just saying.

And i, fortunately, do not

 

[HillaryClinton]

And i, fortunately, do not

I say I am pretty average, 20 inches is average right? I was worried about the thickness though, is .5 bad?

 

[t-dub]

I say I am pretty average, 20 inches is average right? I was worried about the thickness though, is .5 bad?

 

[Dawntreader]

@t-dub There was absolutely nothing erotic about that! Just grossness! I must be on the wrong site if i cant get decent weed porn!

 

[lwien]

@t-dub I must be on the wrong site if i cant get decent weed porn!

 

[t-dub]

@t-dub There was absolutely nothing erotic about that! Just grossness! I must be on the wrong site if i cant get decent weed porn!

Ooooohhhh . . . thats what you want . . . . hmmm . . ok . . .