Crohnie
Crohn's Warrior
I say the idea of an Invisible Pink Unicorn is ridiculous! I mean, if you can't see it, how the hell do you know it exists? And if it's Invisible, how the fuck do you know it's Pink?
Sounds to me like The Invisible Pink Unicorn might buy Brawny Paper Towels for the packaging rather than its superior absorbency, if you know what I mean! ![ROFL :rofl: :rofl:](/i/s/rofl.gif)
Now The Flying Spaghetti Monster...that's a different story. His noodly appendages, dripping with the blood of the Holy Tomato, his manly meatballs, masculine with marinara: Now that's a Deity John Wayne would have been proud to call his own. And what is the fate of the unbeliever, you ask?
Those who do not worship The Flying Spaghetti Monster will boil in Spaghetti Sauce for all eternity!![Evil :evil: :evil:](/i/s/evil.gif)
Meatballs without end, RAMEN!
![Shrug :shrug: :shrug:](/i/s/shrug.gif)
![ROFL :rofl: :rofl:](/i/s/rofl.gif)
Now The Flying Spaghetti Monster...that's a different story. His noodly appendages, dripping with the blood of the Holy Tomato, his manly meatballs, masculine with marinara: Now that's a Deity John Wayne would have been proud to call his own. And what is the fate of the unbeliever, you ask?
Those who do not worship The Flying Spaghetti Monster will boil in Spaghetti Sauce for all eternity!
![Evil :evil: :evil:](/i/s/evil.gif)
Meatballs without end, RAMEN!