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Tranquility
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Some on FC might have use for this device.
What is it?
It is a old-time resuscitation device to be used on drowning victims.
Why would some on FC want such a device?
Well...if you look up the etymology, this is the device one uses to, literally, blow smoke up someone's ass.
https://jackbrummet.blogspot.com/2011/08/etymology-lesson-blowing-smoke-up-your.html
Cracked says:
http://www.cracked.com/article_25482_4-ridiculous-but-effective-ways-doctors-used-to-save-lives.html
What is it?
It is a old-time resuscitation device to be used on drowning victims.
Why would some on FC want such a device?
Well...if you look up the etymology, this is the device one uses to, literally, blow smoke up someone's ass.
https://jackbrummet.blogspot.com/2011/08/etymology-lesson-blowing-smoke-up-your.html
Cracked says:
http://www.cracked.com/article_25482_4-ridiculous-but-effective-ways-doctors-used-to-save-lives.html
Drowning Victims Can Be Saved by Blowing Smoke Up Their Asses
In a medical context, blowing smoke up someone's ass is generally done by insurance companies. However, in the 18th century, it was a legitimate -- and apparently effective -- method of resuscitating drowning victims.
The smoke enema was the practice of reviving near-drowned people by pumping tobacco smoke into their rectums so they would start breathing again. In one of the earliest documented uses, after a man's wife had almost drowned, a bystander recommended the procedure, prompting the man to shove a standard issue lit tobacco pipe up his wife's ass, exhale a bunch of hot embers into her, and bring her back to the land of the living with a new lease on life and a whole lot of internal blisters.
The method was surprisingly effective, though it was unclear to doctors of the time exactly how it worked. It was theorized that the nicotine in tobacco smoke stimulated cardiovascular activity, or that it warmed the victim, or that it dried the water in their lungs, but nobody's been able to pinpoint it, and those jerks on the ethics board won't green-light our study. So the most reasonable explanation was the element of surprise. Because even when unconscious, the shock of unwittingly getting bellows and a puff of nicotine up the rear is enough for most people's hearts and adrenal glands to start a-pumping.
You know how they use these to blow air into people in a Loony Tunes cartoon? That. But up your ass.
There was a whole public safety campaign surrounding smoke enemas, which included hanging smoke-blowing kits near popular swimming areas in case someone was in dire need of some lifesaving carcinogenic sodomy. A group of doctors even set up a nonprofit called the Institution for Affording Immediate Relief to Persons Apparently Dead From Drowning, offering cash rewards to anyone who successfully learned how to make buttfog. If you've ever taken a CPR class, do you remember how they taught you to hum "Stayin' Alive" to get the proper rhythm? Well, in the service of public health education, there was also a song about how to air-rim someone, though it was admittedly less catchy.
Eventually, the practice died out -- not because people thought it was bullshit, but because doctors finally figured out that smoking caused cancer. So with the rise of vaping, maybe it's time to bring this technique back into fashion.
In a medical context, blowing smoke up someone's ass is generally done by insurance companies. However, in the 18th century, it was a legitimate -- and apparently effective -- method of resuscitating drowning victims.
The smoke enema was the practice of reviving near-drowned people by pumping tobacco smoke into their rectums so they would start breathing again. In one of the earliest documented uses, after a man's wife had almost drowned, a bystander recommended the procedure, prompting the man to shove a standard issue lit tobacco pipe up his wife's ass, exhale a bunch of hot embers into her, and bring her back to the land of the living with a new lease on life and a whole lot of internal blisters.
The method was surprisingly effective, though it was unclear to doctors of the time exactly how it worked. It was theorized that the nicotine in tobacco smoke stimulated cardiovascular activity, or that it warmed the victim, or that it dried the water in their lungs, but nobody's been able to pinpoint it, and those jerks on the ethics board won't green-light our study. So the most reasonable explanation was the element of surprise. Because even when unconscious, the shock of unwittingly getting bellows and a puff of nicotine up the rear is enough for most people's hearts and adrenal glands to start a-pumping.
You know how they use these to blow air into people in a Loony Tunes cartoon? That. But up your ass.
There was a whole public safety campaign surrounding smoke enemas, which included hanging smoke-blowing kits near popular swimming areas in case someone was in dire need of some lifesaving carcinogenic sodomy. A group of doctors even set up a nonprofit called the Institution for Affording Immediate Relief to Persons Apparently Dead From Drowning, offering cash rewards to anyone who successfully learned how to make buttfog. If you've ever taken a CPR class, do you remember how they taught you to hum "Stayin' Alive" to get the proper rhythm? Well, in the service of public health education, there was also a song about how to air-rim someone, though it was admittedly less catchy.
Eventually, the practice died out -- not because people thought it was bullshit, but because doctors finally figured out that smoking caused cancer. So with the rise of vaping, maybe it's time to bring this technique back into fashion.
szai
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Some on FC might have use for this device.
What is it?
It is a old-time resuscitation device to be used on drowning victims.
Why would some on FC want such a device?
Well...if you look up the etymology, this is the device one uses to, literally, blow smoke up someone's ass.
https://jackbrummet.blogspot.com/2011/08/etymology-lesson-blowing-smoke-up-your.html
Cracked says:
http://www.cracked.com/article_25482_4-ridiculous-but-effective-ways-doctors-used-to-save-lives.html
Drowning Victims Can Be Saved by Blowing Smoke Up Their Asses
In a medical context, blowing smoke up someone's ass is generally done by insurance companies. However, in the 18th century, it was a legitimate -- and apparently effective -- method of resuscitating drowning victims.
The smoke enema was the practice of reviving near-drowned people by pumping tobacco smoke into their rectums so they would start breathing again. In one of the earliest documented uses, after a man's wife had almost drowned, a bystander recommended the procedure, prompting the man to shove a standard issue lit tobacco pipe up his wife's ass, exhale a bunch of hot embers into her, and bring her back to the land of the living with a new lease on life and a whole lot of internal blisters.
The method was surprisingly effective, though it was unclear to doctors of the time exactly how it worked. It was theorized that the nicotine in tobacco smoke stimulated cardiovascular activity, or that it warmed the victim, or that it dried the water in their lungs, but nobody's been able to pinpoint it, and those jerks on the ethics board won't green-light our study. So the most reasonable explanation was the element of surprise. Because even when unconscious, the shock of unwittingly getting bellows and a puff of nicotine up the rear is enough for most people's hearts and adrenal glands to start a-pumping.
You know how they use these to blow air into people in a Loony Tunes cartoon? That. But up your ass.
There was a whole public safety campaign surrounding smoke enemas, which included hanging smoke-blowing kits near popular swimming areas in case someone was in dire need of some lifesaving carcinogenic sodomy. A group of doctors even set up a nonprofit called the Institution for Affording Immediate Relief to Persons Apparently Dead From Drowning, offering cash rewards to anyone who successfully learned how to make buttfog. If you've ever taken a CPR class, do you remember how they taught you to hum "Stayin' Alive" to get the proper rhythm? Well, in the service of public health education, there was also a song about how to air-rim someone, though it was admittedly less catchy.
Eventually, the practice died out -- not because people thought it was bullshit, but because doctors finally figured out that smoking caused cancer. So with the rise of vaping, maybe it's time to bring this technique back into fashion.
Damn that's rough not even a little oil for lube!
I hate to say it but maybe it's not even necessary for it to be a vape could just be a big butt plug though that requires further research of course!
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Tranquility
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szai
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Yes but before letting all the little guys out to party it did box them in!
Tranquility
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grampa_herb
Epstein didn't kill himself
Marlon Rando
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Tranquility
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Some things, no one ever expects...
At some point, I suspect the joke will no longer be funny to anyone. I wonder what percentage of FC get it now.
Marlon Rando
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Hjalmark
Oldest boy alive
That why you keep buying Monty python on any new format, so you can educate the young ones!!
They never expect it
