I used to have a hipster friend...
I had a beard even back in high school while he bragged about his boyish smooth face...
Then beards became trendy and he bragged about how manly his beard was.
One day I just gave him all my old flannel....
he still had to call me to change his mom's tire...
He took pictures with a dead deer someone else shot for the rack...
Had to have his mom gut it and decapitate it cause he couldn't stomach it....
Hipsters annoy me.