The "Everyone Needs a Zombie Apocalypse Vape!" Giveaway

[Meghan]

Shortly after saying "Fuck Combustion", I realized the importance of having a vape for those times when you're off the grid (and/or the dead are roaming the earth). The Bronze Sherlock VaporGenie was my first flame-based vaporizer and the tool that introduced me to the joys of freeing one's self from battery paranoia. Now that I've replaced my VG with my Lotus (and after winning @Vicki's generous MFLB contest), I'd like to pass this along to another member of the community who needs a vape they can carry along with their crossbow and other zombie-killing implements in the (hopefully) distant future.

In the spirit of making this an entertaining giveaway thread, I'd like to request that you enter by telling a funny or exciting (true) story about a time you were vaping and/or vaked in just one-sentence. For some inspiration, check out this link for some one-sentence stories: http://hooplaha.com/2013/04/the-best-stories-told-in-one-sentence/

One entry per member, please!

The winner will be chosen by our friendly FC mods via random number magic. This contest thread will remain open for entrants through April 4th, with the winner announced shortly after. Unfortunately, I have to restrict entries to those within the CONUS, if only because I'm not comfortable shipping a used vape overseas. Sorry, my non-American friends. The VG will be shipped via USPS priority mail.

Thanks to the mods for helping me put on this giveaway, and to the community for being one of my favorite places to hang out and learn new things!

 

[vtac]

Thank you, Meghan for being such a great member of this community and for coming up with this excellent contest. It's about time we had a zombie themed giveaway.

Please read the rules carefully before entering. Here's my entry.

No screen and mouthful of mint.

 

[macbill]

Vaping a WISPR II, I was pulled over for speeding but eventually let go with a warning, even though the cop asked if I had been smoking marijuana and commented on the "different than marijuana" type smell in the car.

 

[Buildozer]

Once, I ground up a 1/4oz into a pile, then immediately spilled my drink on it..

Thanks @Meghan

 

[KidFated.]

After a long ride into town, hitting my oG pinnacle the whole time, my class was canceled, so i drove home and went to bed!

Thanks @Meghan!

 

[FlyingLow]

While driving to TomorrowWorld (150,000 person EDM Festival), I was pulled over after roasting a S&B Plenty in the front seat but was let go as the officer did not smell or suspect anything; I received a warning for doing 86mph in a 65 zone.

 

[mrboote]

I'm sitting on the lawn pleasantly vaked, when I realize the neighbor's black Lab hasn't wandered back over and what I've turned around to pet is actually a full-grown doe.

Thanks @Meghan!

And so do I!

 

[Dr. Plutonious]

I'm vaping on a cliff overhanging wreck beach at UBC, next thing I know I have a squirrel on a branch next to me making a bunch of noise, blowing a bunch of vape at him seemed to shut up him, at least to me.

 

[DieHard]

I just went to see "300: Rise of an Empire" and was vaping with my Persei and overloaded KISS cart; no one was the wiser.

Thanks for ANYTHING zombie related @Meghan .!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I always end up behind cop cars when I vape out and about

 

[Enchantre]

I didn't tell my boss that it was me, with my wax pen, not some random person with a joint outside.

 

[lwien]

I'm vaping on a cliff overhanging wreck beach at UBC, next thing I know I have a squirrel on a branch next to me making a bunch of noise, blowing a bunch of vape at him seemed to shut up him, at least to me.

I totally freaked out 'cause I was vaping on the exact same cliff overhanging Wreck Beach at UBC and that same fucking squirrel with a buddy of his crawled up the leg of my pants and one of them said to the other, "Shall we eat them here or take them with us?" !!!!!

(ohhh, btw, that was a true story...)

 

[StickyShisha2]

Quarantined to my cabin, watching John Candy's Cool Runnings on DVD while at port at Jamaica, was not how i wanted my first cruise to go.

 

[Stu]

You do realize that your son is just a big pothead, right mom?

 

[Vapinghole]

I was just vaping my ass off and reading this contest and...wait...what am I supposed to do?

 

[jambandphan03]

I sure like flame vapes VG got me started with them, this one looks familiar I wonder if it would pair up with the lotus/PA with a bit of silicone tubing... hmmmm good luck everyone!

 

[herbivore21]

I once both vaped and tried to pronounce dimethyltriptamine in that order.

 

[Caligula]

Ham and cheese sandwich.

 

[Mister G]

I was just sitting there, grin on the face, putting the plug back when the sub buddy reclaimer made a pop sound and shattered into pieces as I slowly cried "nooooooo", but now I fret not and let it fade out like the vapor, because claisen adapter.

 

[thesoloman]

Sometimes, after getting vaked, while randomly browsing FC, I read a post and wonder what the hell I'm reading; then i realize that its just another one of @Jeremy Driscoll 's posts.


Disclaimer (not part of entry, but i feel it needs to be here)
not trying to rag on jermey,
I seriously enjoy reading your posts, there so random and odd that i cant help but find myself laughing really hard. Thanks for keeping me entertained Jeremy!

 

[paytonpenn]

I always find it funny letting new users load my UD and get into coughing fits.

EDIT:
Normally I'm vaked before them as I use a bowl to demonstrate fog production.

 

[placetime]

I dreamt that Tyreese offered to let me use his Hammer, but I knew that I was better off with a hefty skull-bashing bronze Vapor Genie that didn't rely on a supply of butane. (vaguely true )

Thanks for the fun contest Meghan!

 

[DDave]

I once both vaped and tried to pronounce dimethyltriptamine in that order.

I vaped and just tried to read dimethyltriptamine just now very very unsuccessfully...

By the way, It don't get truer than this!

 

[Pcpvapors]

I was in the garage wrenching away and took a quick VG break and went back to working only to realize my SS coil was not a socket.

 

[HSIHP]

After deciding against bringing my Solo to a festival last weekend, my Pax was enough, and regretting that decision once I was there I was very happy to find that my camping neighbor brough his Solo and we ended up having a wonderful time.

First time I met anyone who vaped in the real world. Thanks Meghan!