Did I hear correctly that someone was seeking a RAP over in the Solo Thread? Ok, here goes...
This is for you fellas
Ha ha ha
Something I cooked up in the Vape House
ABV bakin in my kitchen ha ha ha yeah
[Verse One]
Foolish Combusters will never learn
Smoking and wasting killer herb till their lungs do burn.
Then spend the next few days feeling like crap.
Unable to run even just a few laps
Just got a letter from my old best friend
Picked him self up some funky atmos pen
He wanna come over but he don't know when
Could I look over his stash till then
So first I dig into his stash of Fruit Loops
Draped in white tricoms and orange... uh, oops..
Damn, dropped 1/2 his stash in the trash, shit-damn!
So rushing back to the dispensary again.
Never running around town with a sack of rocks
I don't wear Polo shirt with the matching socks
Uh, Mom I promise one day I'll stop
I'll give up and take all those damn pills.... HEY NOT!!!!
[Chorus]
I Come equipped with a Solo, woh woh...
Packin stems, not bowls, woh woh....
I Come equipped with a Solo, woh woh...
Packin stems, not bowls, woh woh....
[Verse Two]
Now DDave packs a stem first and then packs the next.
DDave represent that bag of California trix!
Silly punks jealous when they see My Stash
Off to my dispensary they're making the dash..
Sitting here gettin by and sittin here gettin high
One or two grams and I'll let my birds fly
Everybody knows that my WaterTool is not dry
If you say it is you're a d-d-damn lie
Rolling through life with my sack of weed
Feel like the ruler of a small country.
Wifey never gives me hell cause I love my weed
Cause she really rocks and gives me space to breathe
Trying to dodge death and trying to dodge jail
Keep my Req handy so I tell the cops to bail.
Yeah, I used to be dizzy as hell
Now medicated, laughing I go, where before I fell
[Chorus]
I Come equipped with a Solo, woh woh...
Packin stems, not bowls, woh woh....
I Come equipped with a Solo, woh woh...
Packin stems, not bowls, woh woh....
[Verse Three]
Grind another bud from the fat ass dime
Gripping wood, Ed's TNT treatin me just fine.
So ripped, you see the slits of my eyes?
Munching ABV edibles make this last long time!
Remember when I begged you to buy me bongs
Now I buy vapes and glass all day long.
Pray to the Lord and ask why combusters hate
Cause some got the brains 'bout the size of grapes
Twenty-two Jayrzz holding a ton
And the candy kush oz costs two-eighty-five, hun
Even if I'm in my swimming pool having fun
Solo's standing by like a fricking loaded gun
I'm asking you please can you take me out West
Where I hear the weed is simply the best!
Trying to count punches on my card, I got eleven
One more punch, free gram, I'm in heaven!
[Chorus]
The day is here
Drop the lighter.
Vape, don't fight her!
Two double 0z, top shelf
And it just don't quit
No it just don't stop
Chunk pipes!
Blow fumes!
Elevated....
