Saved By GOD !!!!

[lwien]

Do YOU want to be saved.........by GOD !?!??!

Then immediately stop doing whatever you are doing and call this number..........NOW !!

1-800-844-7475

(brought to you by John Oliver's ministry of "Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption".

Don't hesitate. Call now and be SAVED for now and ever more !!!!

 

[Joel W.]

I think it might take more than a phone call for me.

 

[Buildozer]

I don't know man... There was that one time where God spilled my salt shaker half-full of cocaine I think I'll pass

Spoiler: -

 

[Amoreena]

@lwien - I look forward to watching Oliver's Last Week Tonight this afternoon. Dozed off just as it started last night.

His show is great, IMO. https://www.youtube.com/user/LastWeekTonight

 

[DDave]

Do YOU want to be saved.........by GOD !?!??!

Then immediately stop doing whatever you are doing and call this number..........NOW !!

1-800-844-7475

(brought to you by John Oliver's ministry of "Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption".

Don't hesitate. Call now and be SAVED for now and ever more !!!!

I called and got the ole "Number you have reached is not in service at this time...."

Oh, what does it all mean????

 

[lwien]

I called and got the ole "Number you have reached is not in service at this time...."

It works for me. Try it again.

 

[Amoreena]

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2015...angelism-industry-by-starting-his-own-church/

"... If you call the toll-free number – 1-800-THIS-IS-LEGAL (1-800-844-7475) – you will get a hilarious recording of an increasingly agitated Oliver in his “megareverend” guise demanding you “SEND [HIM] MONEY!” And if you do send money to the address provided on both the website and last night’s episode, a quick glance at the fine print will reveal that all donations will be sent to Doctors Without Borders. ..."

 

[Chainfish]

Another hour to go before it airs here. Love the show

 

[Seren]

If that number fails you could always try this one instead.....

So, how did Jesus come to you?