I like that the American Working Class tolerates having scientists closely study their piss to make sure they didn't smoke a joint ON THEIR OWN TIME at any point over the past two months. Because if they did, their access to food, shelter, and healthcare must be revoked
Meanwhile the richest guy on Earth can show up to "work" obviously blitzed out of his mind on god knows what. As this shameful display was playing out, Tesla investors sent Musk a letter begging him to work 40 hours per week! While he leeches half a trillion dollars off of Tesla workers and the American taxpayer to do drugs!
Goddamn are we a deeply pathetic people!
Cuz I'm proud to be an American
Even though we're big pussies!
And I won't forget
My landlord and boss
Deserve much more than me