Random thoughts


Toolbag v1.1 (candidate)
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Democrats and linching black men, name a more iconic duo.

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I'm currently reading this banger:


The author presupposes there will one day be a galaxy-wide internet. But because it was written in like 1991, he believes it will be based on the old Usenet system.


So that isn't a prediction that aged well. Though it is funny to see various alien species getting into forum flame wars.

What did age well is how most people describe this galaxy wide web. It's colloquially known as "The Net of a Million Lies". Sounds about right :shrug:


(zombie) Woof.
So much for a low of 38f....👀🙄:

Yup, not only frost but ICE... shut dem dang peepers up last night 🤐 But the sun is shining (with no clouds) and temps are rising fast... another nice Saturday on tap! Enjoy!

Edit: the hunt for "decent" used bookshelf speakers continues here, an old skool outdoor flea market:
Early bird gets the :worms:!

Probably make a stop or 2 along the way back if I feel like torturing budtenders, and see what they have for first time dealios....:nod::sherlock:

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I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it".
I don't have gray hair... I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
Now, I'm wondering... did I steal this random thought from you, or did you steal it from me?


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Love to hear an Epstein associate and known child rapist's thoughts on the concept of "innocence" 👍

Americans are a little too comfortable yapping about civilian populations who deserve to die because of the actions of their government. From the 2004 election:


Over 60 million Americans voted for Bush after he launched a terrorist attack that killed up to a million people in Iraq. So I'd rather people spare me the bullshit about innocence or guilt. We got lucky at birth, being born in the country that bombs instead of the countries that get bombed. Morality has nothing to do with it.


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☝️ dude is in a jerkoff pact with his son btw. Not kidding. He has to tell his 14 year old son when he jerks off and vice versa. Why is the Moral "Majority" always so degenerate?

Also...why do all these dorks dress the same? Is this the new brownshirt or something?



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Random thought on how to put a small dent in the housing crisis.

Pass a law that requires every single-family home owned by a corporation to be sold to (get this...) a single family.

Within 60 days.

Or the Feds seize the property.

"But....that's a socialism! An affront to the Just and Infallible Free Market!!!!:cry:"

Who Cares Tommy Lee Jones GIF

Every free market fundamentalist in Congress voted to force the sale of TickTack. I guess the biggest difference is, my sin against The Invisible Hand would benefit working Americans. While theirs only benefits American Big Tech and billionaire investors :shrug:


Oh No! Mr macbill!!
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My yearly visit to my doc ended me up in emergency due to heart problems: I had atrial fibulation. They did a control-alt-delete to my heart- stopped it and restarted it to stop the malfunction. I’m cooling my heels in a hospital bed but will probably get out today. I can’t wait.
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