Carroll's answer to why a raven is like a writing desk? "Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!"
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Carroll's answer to why a raven is like a writing desk? "Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!"
gaseous_clay
Well-Known Member
I noticed I'm at the age where I can be walking and trailing a long fart that it lasts the whole room.
His_Highness
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
The difference between being wrong and being a liar is whether or not the the person making the statement believes the statement made is/was correct. I'm not sure which is worse....being a liar is a personality flaw while being wrong may imply stupidity. I would rather be wrong......
His_Highness
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
at least its not another shoot em up film full of blood guns guts and explosions?
I hate thieves, but I like this guys style/moxie. Can't wait for the movie!
Hollywood studio pays off 'Barefoot Bandit's' restitution
this is probably sending the wrong message here now that I type this... lol.
But 3 planes, twin engines, no training, huge balls..I guess he will have served his time and paid his bills, one way or another...
Random random random...
Hollywood studio pays off 'Barefoot Bandit's' restitution
this is probably sending the wrong message here now that I type this... lol.
But 3 planes, twin engines, no training, huge balls..I guess he will have served his time and paid his bills, one way or another...
Random random random...
Been Vapin
Fringe Class
Who would of thought? RIP Slim Dunkin
kid stole planes and crashed them.. a boat...stole guns to pull of a crime spree... and all while on the run from a juvenile halfway house...I hate thieves, but I like this guys style/moxie. Can't wait for the movie!
Hollywood studio pays off 'Barefoot Bandit's' restitution
this is probably sending the wrong message here now that I type this... lol.
But 3 planes, twin engines, no training, huge balls..I guess he will have served his time and paid his bills, one way or another...
Random random random...
he deserves a movie. and to see a psychiatrist. he obviously has some kleptomania and authority issues lol.
Yes, i am not condoning any of it and his list of crimes/changes is a long one.
Interstate transportation of a stolen aircraft, interstate and foreign transport of a stolen gun and interstate transport of a stolen boat, bank burglary, flying a plane without a pilot's license, attempting to elude, being a fugitive in possession of a gun, burglary, identity theft, illegal entry, illegally landing a plane, malicious mischief, motor vehicle theft, possession of stolen property, theft by unlawful taking or disposition.
He was on the run from local pd, sheriff, Wsp and the feds as well.
I have been "in trouble" before and I have been on "the run" as a kid, so I guess I can relate to him a bit.
Stupid kids.. Lol
Interstate transportation of a stolen aircraft, interstate and foreign transport of a stolen gun and interstate transport of a stolen boat, bank burglary, flying a plane without a pilot's license, attempting to elude, being a fugitive in possession of a gun, burglary, identity theft, illegal entry, illegally landing a plane, malicious mischief, motor vehicle theft, possession of stolen property, theft by unlawful taking or disposition.
He was on the run from local pd, sheriff, Wsp and the feds as well.
I have been "in trouble" before and I have been on "the run" as a kid, so I guess I can relate to him a bit.
Stupid kids.. Lol
Mr. Gweilo 420
Dude
I read the book for some reason. Interesting story for sure.I hate thieves, but I like this guys style/moxie. Can't wait for the movie!
Hollywood studio pays off 'Barefoot Bandit's' restitution
this is probably sending the wrong message here now that I type this... lol.
But 3 planes, twin engines, no training, huge balls..I guess he will have served his time and paid his bills, one way or another...
Random random random...
Mr. Gweilo 420
Dude
Wow. Never tried anything vanilla. Sounds deliciousMy daughter was giving me a hug, and says, "you smell like vanilla cannabis."
Melting Pot
Sick & Twisted
LIFE SUCKS...
Just a random thought.
Just a random thought.
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
Life doesn't suck. Life is beautiful. It's people that make life suck.
Melting Pot
Sick & Twisted
People I can deal with it's the shit I have no control over driving me crazy.
RUDE BOY
Space is the Place
Hope you start feelin' better @Melting Pot. Our current circumstances may suck and the people in our Life may suck, but how I look at it(for me at least) still just being Alive to be able to say "life sucks" is a Beautiful thing.
His_Highness
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
Sound of one hand clapping my ass.......
CarolKing
Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur
Fuck The Police, By The Rockefeller Christmas Tree
By The Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree
Published December 04, 2014 More Info »
Last night, a New York City grand jury failed to indict the police officer whose choke hold killed the Staten Island man Eric Garner, despite the fact that there was clear video of the entire incident. After the decision, protesters took to the streets, shutting down major highways and flooding Grand Central Station. Despite their best efforts, though, they were unable to approach the Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony, which went on with no sign of protests thanks to a heavy police presence. Our guest columnist the Rockefeller Christmas tree will now weigh in.
The Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree
Mirth Bringer
Don’t you fucking put this on me.
Maybe you think that because I am a Christmas tree, I am glad that fuckety billion cops surrounded me last night when my lights got turned on so that no protesters could interrupt Trisha Yearwood singing “Santa Claus Is Back In Town.” Maybe you think, “Oh, he just wants to be associated with hot cocoa and a bland NBC special, not the rage and grief of communities of color.”
Guess again, fuckos. I am a very angry Christmas tree. A pissed-mas tree. (I love puns.)
Don’t get me wrong. I love being a Christmas tree. It’s all I wanted to do since I was a seed. I worked hard to grow into an 85-foot-tall, 13-ton tree so I could get dressed in beautiful lights and have Sara Bareilles sing near my trunk.
But I am also a New Yorker. And a member of the ACLU. Do you think I don’t care about justice, just because I am so busy being magical? Black lives matter. I know that, even though I am an evergreen. People are out there screaming to be heard, and the city chose to silence them so Middle America can hear Mariah Carey butcher All I Want For Christmas? They can kiss my prickly pine ass.
I absolutely love Christmas. Every time I smell myself, I get all excited for the holiday season and I start humming the Charlie Brown Christmas album. But Christmas is about peace on Earth and goodwill toward men. Where was the peace for Eric Garner? Where was the goodwill? Fuck this.
“Everybody’s nice, and everybody’s happy to see you, and everything’s lit,” Trisha Yearwood told reporters about last night’s me-lighting ceremony. Fuck this toxic elitist bullshit.
I’m so angry my needles are trembling. I don’t want the NYPD anywhere near me right now, and I certainly don’t want them silencing the protesters. If I could, I’d be out there marching alongside them, but unfortunately trees do not have legs.
Christmas is for everyone. It’s for smiling white pop stars in J Crew coats. But it’s also for people who are angry and sad and calling out society on its most toxic fuckery. I want all those people gathered beneath my branches, the angry and sad ones, the ones pushing down barriers and screaming for justice, and I will twinkle extra hard for them.
Because it’s all I can fucking do. Merry motherfucking Christmas.
Not that I agree with everything in this article I thought it was funny. I almost put it in the Fuck You thread. CK
By The Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree
Published December 04, 2014 More Info »
Last night, a New York City grand jury failed to indict the police officer whose choke hold killed the Staten Island man Eric Garner, despite the fact that there was clear video of the entire incident. After the decision, protesters took to the streets, shutting down major highways and flooding Grand Central Station. Despite their best efforts, though, they were unable to approach the Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony, which went on with no sign of protests thanks to a heavy police presence. Our guest columnist the Rockefeller Christmas tree will now weigh in.
The Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree
Mirth Bringer
Don’t you fucking put this on me.
Maybe you think that because I am a Christmas tree, I am glad that fuckety billion cops surrounded me last night when my lights got turned on so that no protesters could interrupt Trisha Yearwood singing “Santa Claus Is Back In Town.” Maybe you think, “Oh, he just wants to be associated with hot cocoa and a bland NBC special, not the rage and grief of communities of color.”
Guess again, fuckos. I am a very angry Christmas tree. A pissed-mas tree. (I love puns.)
Don’t get me wrong. I love being a Christmas tree. It’s all I wanted to do since I was a seed. I worked hard to grow into an 85-foot-tall, 13-ton tree so I could get dressed in beautiful lights and have Sara Bareilles sing near my trunk.
But I am also a New Yorker. And a member of the ACLU. Do you think I don’t care about justice, just because I am so busy being magical? Black lives matter. I know that, even though I am an evergreen. People are out there screaming to be heard, and the city chose to silence them so Middle America can hear Mariah Carey butcher All I Want For Christmas? They can kiss my prickly pine ass.
I absolutely love Christmas. Every time I smell myself, I get all excited for the holiday season and I start humming the Charlie Brown Christmas album. But Christmas is about peace on Earth and goodwill toward men. Where was the peace for Eric Garner? Where was the goodwill? Fuck this.
“Everybody’s nice, and everybody’s happy to see you, and everything’s lit,” Trisha Yearwood told reporters about last night’s me-lighting ceremony. Fuck this toxic elitist bullshit.
I’m so angry my needles are trembling. I don’t want the NYPD anywhere near me right now, and I certainly don’t want them silencing the protesters. If I could, I’d be out there marching alongside them, but unfortunately trees do not have legs.
Christmas is for everyone. It’s for smiling white pop stars in J Crew coats. But it’s also for people who are angry and sad and calling out society on its most toxic fuckery. I want all those people gathered beneath my branches, the angry and sad ones, the ones pushing down barriers and screaming for justice, and I will twinkle extra hard for them.
Because it’s all I can fucking do. Merry motherfucking Christmas.
Not that I agree with everything in this article I thought it was funny. I almost put it in the Fuck You thread. CK
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
Uh, and smog that dang thing! That aint vapor pouring out of the exhaust there!!!!
Now, On to bacon.... MMMMM Bacon!
Thick or thin!
Bacon Pizza!
Ok, I'm starved now... I'm outta here! Guess what I'm gonna go eat???
Yep, a fricking Salad! 
Cause Wifey said I eat too much bacon!
Cause Wifey said I eat too much bacon!
CuckFumbustion
Lo and Behold! The transformative power of Vapor.
Well handled @farscaper. I try to be more of a negotiator. But I live in a town with a high population of busybodies like the smug witch you mentioned. Pretentious and even a whole lot more presumptuous. Too many catty people like that who shoot their mouth off first and ask the wider questions later.
I don't believe everything I think and can be quite self critical and a skeptic. (I do have magical thinking sometimes.
) In short, I don't believe everything I think. So when some Know-it-all, hard-minded, knucklehead tries to bully and ensnare me in their circle of judgmental reality. I cast my Cucky circle of protection and enlighten them to a friend of mine called UNCERTAINTY. The more you know, the larger and more expansive that realm of uncertainty becomes. Yes there is a certain comfort in 'knowing' everything and having an opinion on everything. But that is all a part of the grand illusion. When a 'beautiful mind' tries to domineer that control concept, after a while their brain implodes. So when some chump who has never had an unauthorized thought in their entire life, tries to browbeat me. I only have to ask a simple pertinent question to derail that B.S. C'mon, What do they know that some genius hasn't looked over already? Not that something brilliant can't come out of the mouth of babes. But their motivations can be pretty transparent at times. If I wasn't so outnumbered by them, I could have a sense of empathy. Seriously? Hemp can remedy radiation? What is there that hemp doesn't do? That is amazing news. That is much more relevant then what the latest celebrity is tweeting about. Sigh, You made your point folks. Thanks for widening my circle of uncertainty. BTW.
FC rocks.