Post All Your Favorite Arrested Development Quotes

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Yes, post ALL of your favorite quotes here! I could really use the laughs. I know it might take us a while, but...


"... I don't care if it takes from now until the end of Shrimpfest! OH, THE SHRIMP!"

But try to keep the noise down. I'm expecting a call about an acting gig from:

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Oh, that reminds me: Lunchtime!

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[Deadhead101]

Lucille: It's one banana, Michael. How much can it cost? Ten dollars?

Tobias: I'm afraid I just blue myself for the fun.

Tobias: I was an analyst and therapist, the world's first Analrapist

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Lucille: It's one banana, Michael. How much can it cost? Ten dollars?

Tobias: I'm afraid I just blue myself for the fun.

Tobias: I was an analyst and therapist, the world's first Analrapist

"Mikey, relax... it's just a giant banana!"

 

[SD_haze]

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

"You... want me to be explicit?"

 

[Tweek]

Edit: This ones for you Roger

 

[Deadhead101]

We shant be telling your mother about this, shant we?

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

We shant be telling your mother about this, shant we?

Nothing beats starting the day with a little vapor and some Mr. Fingerbottom.... oops, I mean, "Mrs. Featherbottom..."

In fact, he she tried to put a banger in my mouth just this morning...

 

[Deadhead101]

I can't wait for the movie/new season.

I'm more excited than a.......chicken.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

I can't wait for the movie/new season.

I'm more excited than a.......chicken.

I'll be happy as long as it features plenty of...

 

[Deadshort480]

Anyong.

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[Deadshort480]

This is one of my favorites, but often goes unnoticed.

"Her?"

So simple, so sarcastic, so cutting.







See you down at the big yellow joint.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

This is one of my favorites, but often goes unnoticed.

"Her?"

So simple, so sarcastic, so cutting.

I love that gag! I especially enjoy it when combined with the Anne "who?" bit:

It's strange to just listen to it.

"I guess I thought she was with another family."

 

[SD_haze]

The...O-One armed man?!?!

 

[momofthegoons]

I love juice!!!

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

I love Buster!

It's too bad about his glasses though - they make him look like a lizard. Plus, he's self-conscious.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

ah, this had given me great joy,

"who'd like a banger in the mouth? oh i forgot, in the states you call it a 'sausage' in the mouth."
"we just call it a sausage"

am watching this as i type

This is one of my favorites, but often goes unnoticed.

"Her?"

So simple, so sarcastic, so cutting.
See you down at the big yellow joint.

I love that gag! I especially enjoy it when combined with the Anne "who?" bit:


It's strange to just listen to it.

"I guess I thought she was with another family."

"Clear as the Ann on plain's face."

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Nice to see you here, Bob Loblaw. Hopefully you can help us skew to a younger audience.

"...Anne Hog's coming?!"

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Nice to see you here, Bob Loblaw. Hopefully you can help us skew to a younger audience.

thanks, EDA! just got to this part, portia gives my namesake a shoutout


it won't embed with time, grrrr

if you go to the video and add ?t=1h21m31s
"I thought maybe I'd stay in and work on my law blog."

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Of all the names to choose from, what made you go with Bob Loblaw?

I mean, you could have been:

or

or

But.... I suppose none of their names have quite the same caché...

"Did someone order 140 pounds of upper-body strength?"

 

[Bob Loblaw]

it's kind of an self - humbling / fuck you troll statement.
as in "don't take me seriously" as well as
to the guy taking shit at me on the net "all i hear is bahblahblah"
and scott baio playing it deadpan as you can, kills me
"We're not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw"

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

it's kind of an self - humbling / fuck you troll statement.
as in "don't take me seriously" as well as
to the guy taking shit at me on the net "all i hear is bahblahblah"
and scott baio playing it deadpan as you can, kills me
"We're not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw"

Well now I have to post it...

 

[morninglight]

Tobias: "and I wouldn't just lie there if that's what you were thinking"

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Tobias: "and I wouldn't just lie there if that's what you were thinking"

Tobias Funke?

Thanks for posting, morninglight! This thread cracks me up at a time when I really need it...


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