Phase3 Vaporizers

C-weed

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I saw some people on a less respected vape website already bashing my new vape so I just want to clear the air about the ease of operation because it's really not as complicated as some people are making it out to be. In the kit comes a standard surgical silicone tubing as we've seen for decades in the vape industry , only difference is instead of directly inhaling from the tubing, it's simply affixed to any common household water source. You only need 15 degrees of slope @ 4.3 GPH for adequate flow to power the device. This is a FAR more efficient and sustainable delivery mechanism than any fan or pump assisted device because it features secondary flow routing for post-vapor conditioning/moisturization.




All valid concerns nonetheless, and I do appreciate the constructive criticism.

However if I may: our research has shown that mainstream sleepers (86% of the US population) do not find hammocks particularly comfortable, so in order to keep prices low the mexican blanket hammock (Made-In-China) was unfortunately eliminated during Phase 3 testing.

The reality is that hammock lovers are a niche hobbyist group, not so different from vaporizer users. Our thoughts were really quite simple here: why go down the same tired rabbit hole, building vapes for existing vaporizer advocates when we could design products for a whole new market: people who have never liked vaporizers.

Frankly MIDI and Control Voltage/Gate are all obsolete and nobody shopping in this price point has a vintage Moog Voyager to plug in, and even if they did you would still need an external amplifier as the optimized circuitry in this design would not power it without like , a 45 degree slope of naturally inclined running water.

I'm also working on a new vape utilizing 100% conduction which cleverly absorbs and redistributes exogenous thermal energy to a heatsink above simultaneously warming a drinking vessel. I call it, Coffee. Hippie Speedballs never tasted so warm.
wait...theres no included hammock?.......wtf...im on the border now.
 

The Chemist

New member but long time lurker
I'm waiting for some real innovation, call me when you have figured out a cryogenic hibernation option.🥶
 
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invertedisdead

PHASE3
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Can we have a water bed option,hard sides and full motion please?

That's a truly great idea that I'll definitely forward to the team.

I really did own a water bed and it was totally groovy. My heart goes out to anyone who missed that wave.

I'm waiting for some real innovation, call me when you have figured out a cryogenic hibernation option.🥶

First of all, do send me your phone number so I can call you - we're looking for additional investors.

And secondly: CryoBation is pretty complex stuff that involves a lot of technique, special equipment, and a proprietary process which drains a lot of energy. Trickle down technology will be necesarry to make it more accessible.
 

arb

Semi shaved ape
That's a truly great idea that I'll definitely forward to the team.

I really did own a water bed and it was totally groovy. My heart goes out to anyone who missed that wave.



First of all, do send me your phone number so I can call you - we're looking for additional investors.

And secondly: CryoBation is pretty complex stuff that involves a lot of technique, special equipment, and a proprietary process which drains a lot of energy. Trickle down technology will be necesarry to make it more accessible.
We sleep in one now............and forever.
😽
 

The Chemist

New member but long time lurker
That's a truly great idea that I'll definitely forward to the team.

I really did own a water bed and it was totally groovy. My heart goes out to anyone who missed that wave.



First of all, do send me your phone number so I can call you - we're looking for additional investors.

And secondly: CryoBation is pretty complex stuff that involves a lot of technique, special equipment, and a proprietary process which drains a lot of energy. Trickle down technology will be necesarry to make it more accessible.
Ok so if I understand you correctly no battery option yet? Have you thought of solar power?

Oh sorry my phone number is: π
Very easy to remember. 🥧
 

invertedisdead

PHASE3
Manufacturer
Ok so if I understand you correctly no battery option yet?

Actually there is, I just haven't mentioned it because it's a proprietary size and battery chemistry that I custom developed for this project.














































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arb

Semi shaved ape
If this can be powered by any running water, I think I've found a gap in the market...

I pee a lot. And my toilet has a massive bowl.

Just saying...
I already mentioned pee power boss.
Hydration is a super important part of the job.
Some people however do not take their job seriously regards hydration.
😢
I was looking at mrs.arb and it occurred to me that a unit powered by the thrusting of one's hips could very well fill a..........void in the market.
🤔
 

invertedisdead

PHASE3
Manufacturer
I was looking at mrs.arb and it occurred to me that a unit powered by the thrusting of one's hips could very well fill a..........void in the market.
🤔

Is this your first time applying for the Nobel Prize??? This sounds like a renewable energy source which extends far deeper than a simple vaporizer!


Came here for the vape, stayed for the comedy! :lol:



"The problem is that I am the boss, and apparently I can't say anything...
You can consider this my retirement from comedy."


😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
 

invertedisdead

PHASE3
Manufacturer
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Thank you Glass Gods!
My glassblower is back, at just the right time :bowdown: so I will be submitting drafts tomorrow for the next run of InVerzion Vaporizers. :love:
Technically this will still be a prototype run as changes will be tested, but I'm planning on getting a few extras produced for those that have been awesomely persistent about getting one ASAP, I really appreciate your support!! Realistically I am expecting the kinks to be resolved with this next version but theory and reality are two different things and why we always test!

On that note: I will do some more pondering over this tonight, but I'm pretty sure I will be keeping the same layout and 20mm coil size as the previous prototypes and not invert the coil arm/reduce to 16mm like the last rendering I posted. The air inlet will be modified.

There is currently a few week backlog ahead of me, so ideally I will be seeing parts in 30 days or less.

Only up from here,
Cheers 🚀
 

EmDeemo

ACCOUNT INACTIVE
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Thank you Glass Gods!
My glassblower is back, at just the right time :bowdown: so I will be submitting drafts tomorrow for the next run of InVerzion Vaporizers. :love:
Technically this will still be a prototype run as changes will be tested, but I'm planning on getting a few extras produced for those that have been awesomely persistent about getting one ASAP, I really appreciate your support!! Realistically I am expecting the kinks to be resolved with this next version but theory and reality are two different things and why we always test!

On that note: I will do some more pondering over this tonight, but I'm pretty sure I will be keeping the same layout and 20mm coil size as the previous prototypes and not invert the coil arm/reduce to 16mm like the last rendering I posted. The air inlet will be modified.

There is currently a few week backlog ahead of me, so ideally I will be seeing parts in 30 days or less.

Only up from here,
Cheers 🚀

 
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