Penisland

[Caligula]

Do you with that there was a website which could handle all of your "needs" and "wants"? Are you missing the feel of something hard and smooth in your hand? Perhaps you prefer one in black?

Well fret no more! I present to you Penisland (they specialize in wood):

http://www.penisland.net/

 

[lwien]

I've created my share of useless threads, but I think this one takes the prize.

 

[Caligula]

I've created my share of useless threads, but I think this one takes the prize.

What do I win? I hope its a pen.

 

[SD_haze]

I enjoyed this bit thoroughly.

Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Absolutely! We have shipped packages to six of the seven continents. If you live in Antarctica contact us for a special discount!

 

[Enchantre]

Thank heavens! I've been needing a specialized wood pe... *pauses. Squints. Digs out computer glasses. Swears*

Never mind.

 

[syrupy]

Penisland.

Is that the new band made up of members of Negativland and the Penis Brigade?

 

[Caligula]

Nope its the new movie in the trilogy that is Heroland and Zombieland

 

[syrupy]

Nope its the new movie in the trilogy that is Heroland and Zombieland

But neither of those have 'penis' in it.

 

[Caligula]

But neither of those have 'penis' in it.

Neither do you... yet.

 

[SpruceGruve]

Go wage war on Poseidon Caligula

 

[Caligula]

Go wage war on Poseidon Caligula

Poseidon was a Greek god, not a Roman one.

 

[SpruceGruve]

It's a very popular belief that he sent his troops to the beach to stab and throw spears at the ocean(Poseidon)
Evidently, all of his deranged behavior didn’t exactly sit so well with his bodyguards because they got together and decided to assassinate him not long after.

Maybe it was just a slander campaign.
Either way I'm just screwing around

 

[Crohnie]

"We specialize in wood."

What a coincidence. So do I.