One vape on a desert island

CarolKing

Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur
Stranded on a Desert Island
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It would have to be a Solo because it works for both a desk top and a portable. I would want to relax in a hammock with my Solo. It would be too hard to do that with my Enano. Wow, I hope it's top shelf cannabis. Sounds like the perfect island to me.
 

Tommy10

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Unlimited butane and a Water tool!? Probably the vapman. Anything butane really, I think a bronze VG Sherlock would be cool for hammock chilling, I think the vapman egg will be handy for when me and Wilson attempt to raft the fudge off that island when I vape up every last bud and turned all my ABV into coconut oil.
 

Petro

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I would love to say the Vapman or Lotus but I find it really hard to see the torch flame in the sunlight :hmm:.

Out of all my vapes the Flowermate Pro seems the logical choice to cover all bases. Never in my life would I have thought the Flowermate would be my "desert island vape" :uhoh:.
 

Wizsteve

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Ok, so you are stranded on a desert island and low and behold, it's full of ganja plants!!! You find a magic lamp and a genie pops out and says he will magically produce one vaporiser for you!!! The only rule is, that it has to be a vaporiser you have tried. What vaporiser do you choose????

I'd have to go with the Volcano.

EDIT: There is a power outlet. And the genie has given the vape of your choice a life time warranty, and unlimited parts. e.g gauzes or bags.
But you get no grinder lol...

I too would have to go with the volcano on this one also.Main reason it's a power house i know i could use the volcano to dry the herb if i wanted/needed too be very simple.
or even keep me warm if it got cold. lets see your vape do that....

Ok now lets look at the question, knowing genies are very evil and love smoking ganja and don't like sharing they really don't dam campers well anyways they will conjure up a vape but guess what that ganja well you never vape it never get dried did the genie mention it will rain from these day forth??
and you wont be able to produce fire?? that would be combustion.;):D:rofl:...
Dam outdoor plug shocking........but with the volcano bags i can water proof the plug.

 
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sativasam

NO SMOKING
Can I just have the genie give me parts? If I can order parts to the island then I can make my vape. It does not depend on 1 company to exist so I will always be able to fix it. F warranties even in fantasies.

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The Genie is flexible. He can produce separate parts for you to assemble your own vape BUT the only rule is that you must of tried or owned/own this vape. Please let the genie know your list of parts so he can source them for you.

But you get no grinder lol...

I too would have to go with the volcano on this one also.Main reason it's a power house i know i could use the volcano to dry the herb if i wanted/needed too be very simple.
or even keep me warm if it got cold. lets see your vape do that....

Ok now lets look at the question, knowing genies are very evil and love smoking ganja and don't like sharing they really don't dam campers well anyways they will conjure up a vape but guess what that ganja well you never vape it never get dried did the genie mention it will rain from these day forth??
and you wont be able to produce fire?? that would be combustion.;):D:rofl:...
Dam outdoor plug shocking........but with the volcano bags i can water proof the plug.

Great choice.

The Genie believes a grinder is an essential element of the vaping experience and will allow you the grinder of your choice. Once again it must be a grinder you own or have tried.

The reason I chose the Volcano is because no matter what strain of weed or hash, it always produces flavoursome vapour; along with a big bowl, big bags and temp control.

Although a portable is handy, as a pot head I feel that I couldn't exist happily without a good desktop unit. I have no issues with getting stoned prior to heading down to the beach to meet Wilson. Maybe I could even take my bag of vapour for a stroll.

Grinder wise I am still using the one supplied by SB. I have used others. I forget their names. The SB grinder will do me just fine.

I think the vapman egg will be handy for when me and Wilson attempt to raft the fudge off that island when I vape up every last bud and turned all my ABV into coconut oil.
Fuck leaving the island. I'd be planting fresh seeds for the next crop.
 
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Wizsteve

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on second thought .... I would say the genies lamp...and it did produce a ton of vapor in fact a whole genie came out....

I bet 90 % of the ppl watching this today had picked up a lamp and started rubbing it and vapor started coming out would try to inhale poor genie lol...
 

sativasam

NO SMOKING
on second thought .... I would say the genies lamp...and it did produce a ton of vapor in fact a whole genie came out....

I bet 90 % of the ppl watching this today had picked up a lamp and started rubbing it and vapor started coming out would try to inhale poor genie lol...
The genie said to tell you that his lamp is not a vape, it is just a cheap lamp he bought in the market. He will happily swap your Volcano for his shitty lamp.
 
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Justpassedu

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I was going to say my Mighty or Volcano in this situation but i am going to have to go with my Extreme Q on the account that i am stranded on this island and may get bored so the Eq gives me the option of using bags , whip setup and a water pipe setup that i can make using the fruits of the island , Plus it has a built in fan in the event i get to hot on the island i can use it as my air conditioning in my hut i build and when it gets to cold i can use it as my heater ,Oh and i can pump the heat up to combustion rates to start my fires for when its cold also, thank the lord your giving us all a life time warranty.
 
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paytonpenn

Level 30 Nature/Healer
What a wonderful Genie to give me a Hammer and unlimited butane.

Guess I'll take some underdog stems, bag pump from herbalaire, hammer stand from delta3D, extra silicone from magic flight, a marble for my carb cap, a dab tool...

and the bottle rocket for my water pipe.

Feel like every field is covered with the Hammer.
 

friedrich

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Probably Firewood 3 for me... I mean, it's still the only vape I've been using for the past few months even with my others around. Slip it in a pocket and tasty convection clouds will be mere seconds away wherever I may roam :tup:

Vapman (+ station) is a very close second...

Things may change however once my Milaana arrives!
 

subway13029

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Im gonna go with my og mighty..good lord that thing was quick to temp and was and extracting beast!! With bubbler and muzzmod for sure..the bubbler for my desktop(palm frond tabletop) and just cooling unit action for when im naked and afraid...oh wrong island? Oh well mighty for the win!!
 
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The fact that there are unlimited meds complicate this matter for me. I'm genuinely unsure what I'd do with unlimited meds, I'd certainly shop for vaporizers differently!!

All things considered, I'd still probably bring my vapman. Its just so ridiculously versatile, it suits several of my needs within one unit.
 
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