Neighbor got a rooster and it chased me down the street

2 Cycle

Well-Known Member
long story short, neighbor called me over today to show me something. Turns out it is a full grown rooster! I thought it was cool as I never really associate with these creatures. The rooster seemed kind of aggressive towards me and kind of hissed and spat in my direction. Pretty sure i heard him fart as well. Neighbor loses grip on the rooster and he runs full on after me like a heat seeking rocket! Off I ran from that thing until it had me cornered but the owner grabbed it and wrestled him by the beak and brought him back to his cage. Kind of scary, is this normal rooster behavior?
 

GreenHopper

20 going on 60
long story short, neighbor called me over today to show me something. Turns out it is a full grown rooster! I thought it was cool as I never really associate with these creatures. The rooster seemed kind of aggressive towards me and kind of hissed and spat in my direction. Pretty sure i heard him fart as well. Neighbor loses grip on the rooster and he runs full on after me like a heat seeking rocket! Off I ran from that thing until it had me cornered but the owner grabbed it and wrestled him by the beak and brought him back to his cage. Kind of scary, is this normal rooster behavior?

Yeh man those things can be vicious. Hence why unscrupulous people pit them against each other to the death for gambling. That's where the term Cock Fight comes from, believe it or not that's not a euphemism. Next time a bloke offers to show you his two foot Cock I suggest you start running before the thing has a chance to get loose. :lmao:
 

GreenHopper

20 going on 60
i swear that thing was soulless. Those eyes...he wanted blood

Wait was it this guy?

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Squiby

Well-Known Member
Kind of scary, is this normal rooster behavior?
When I first moved out to the country, I was gifted two stunningly beautiful roosters. They stood proud with their iridescent tail feathers glistening under the sun as they strutted their stuff. I was besotted.

All was well for the first few days. I loved watching them pecking around the forest edge. It was a total Disney fantasy scene from Snow White.

Around the third day in, as I went out to feed them, the jumped down off a rock they were on and took a run at me. They jumped up, flapping their wings and struck me with their feet. Their spurs were razor sharp and it took me a second to realize that I had been stabbed. They backed up and took another run at me. Rather than stand still I advanced towards them. Again they struck me, bing bam with their feet. I tried backing up but they attacked again. Finally I yelled at them, waved my arms and with that they stopped cold and resumed pecking idilly at the ground. Back to the Disney picture.

I had sustained 11 1" deep puncture wounds to my calves. They cleaned me up at the hospital and gave me a tetanus shot.

The next day, the roosters caught and killed something in the forest.

Then they started stalking me in my house. They would watch me through my windows and would come to the window or patio door of the room I was in and bang on the glass. Hard. It was like something out of Hitchcocks, The Birds.

I ended up making soup.

But here's the creepy thing. Immediately after killing one rooster, the other one ran up to the dead one and began violently attacking it like something possessed by the devil.

Some roosters are crazy and I learned that two together is a bad bad combination. It was my first failure at animal husbandry.

My neighbours rooster is as docile and friendly as a puppy. He keeps his hens together, is affectionate towards humans and is a great watch dog.

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GreenHopper

20 going on 60
When I first moved out to the country, I was gifted two stunningly beautiful roosters. They stood proud with their iridescent tail feathers glistening under the sun as they strutted their stuff. I was besotted.

All was well for the first few days. I loved watching them pecking around the forest edge. It was a total Disney fantasy scene from Snow White.

Around the third day in, as I went out to feed them, the jumped down off a rock they were on and took a run at me. They jumped up, flapping their wings and struck me with their feet. Their spurs were razor sharp and it took me a second to realize that I had been stabbed. They backed up and took another run at me. Rather than stand still I advanced towards them. Again they struck me, bing bam with their feet. I tried backing up but they attacked again. Finally I yelled at them, waved my arms and with that they stopped cold and resumed pecking idilly at the ground. Back to the Disney picture.

I had sustained 11 1" deep puncture wounds to my calves. They cleaned me up at the hospital and gave me a tetanus shot.

The next day, the roosters caught and killed something in the forest.

Then they started stalking me in my house. They would watch me through my windows and would come to the window or patio door of the room I was in and bang on the glass. Hard. It was like something out of Hitchcocks, The Birds.

I ended up making soup.

But here's the creepy thing. Immediately after killing one rooster, the other one ran up to the dead one and began violently attacking it.

Some roosters are crazy and two together is a bad bad combination. It was my first failure at animal husbandry.

My neighbours rooster is as docile and friendly as a puppy.

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Fucking hell those cocky bastards! No wonder the chickens crossed the bloody road. They be running from those vicious flightless fuckers.

Disloyal too by the sounds of it, never trust one of those hacker slasher Judas Cocks.

Sorry to hear you got mauled, hope the soup tasted sweet, sweet...
 

2 Cycle

Well-Known Member
deep puncture wounds? Sorry for your maiming, this makes me sad and horrified at the same time. I am against hurting animals but I will tease them from afar if they cross me. This clucker struck first with his attitude and it quickly escalated into a chase.
 

Baron23

Well-Known Member
Let me see....rooster, 2 foot tall and maybe 6 lbs. Me, 5' 9", 180 lbs with a pretty good forehand swing.

I'm not betting on the rooster. LOL

Was in the Philippines in the USAF in late 70's and you would always see the young guys with their fancy fighting cocks out and about in Angles City. Now those boys got razor spurs for the actual fight. Personally, not a fan of animal blood sports.

Cheers
 

StickyShisha2

Well-Known Member
When I first moved out to the country, I was gifted two stunningly beautiful roosters. They stood proud with their iridescent tail feathers glistening under the sun as they strutted their stuff. I was besotted.

All was well for the first few days. I loved watching them pecking around the forest edge. It was a total Disney fantasy scene from Snow White.

Around the third day in, as I went out to feed them, the jumped down off a rock they were on and took a run at me. They jumped up, flapping their wings and struck me with their feet. Their spurs were razor sharp and it took me a second to realize that I had been stabbed. They backed up and took another run at me. Rather than stand still I advanced towards them. Again they struck me, bing bam with their feet. I tried backing up but they attacked again. Finally I yelled at them, waved my arms and with that they stopped cold and resumed pecking idilly at the ground. Back to the Disney picture.

I had sustained 11 1" deep puncture wounds to my calves. They cleaned me up at the hospital and gave me a tetanus shot.

The next day, the roosters caught and killed something in the forest.

Then they started stalking me in my house. They would watch me through my windows and would come to the window or patio door of the room I was in and bang on the glass. Hard. It was like something out of Hitchcocks, The Birds.

I ended up making soup.

But here's the creepy thing. Immediately after killing one rooster, the other one ran up to the dead one and began violently attacking it like something possessed by the devil.

Some roosters are crazy and I learned that two together is a bad bad combination. It was my first failure at animal husbandry.

My neighbours rooster is as docile and friendly as a puppy. He keeps his hens together, is affectionate towards humans and is a great watch dog.

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great story, thanks for sharing.

my neighbors roo is constantly having to chase one of the stupid hens back out of the road. He seems pretty smart, watching out and making a ruckus when needed.

Well it's apparently the closest thing to a dinosaur being still alive... no wonder! :uhoh:

https://www.livescience.com/1410-rex-related-chickens.html
you might like.

(the chickenosaurus part starts about 9 minutes in. cool talk)
 
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howie105

Well-Known Member
long story short, neighbor called me over today to show me something. Turns out it is a full grown rooster! I thought it was cool as I never really associate with these creatures. The rooster seemed kind of aggressive towards me and kind of hissed and spat in my direction. Pretty sure i heard him fart as well. Neighbor loses grip on the rooster and he runs full on after me like a heat seeking rocket! Off I ran from that thing until it had me cornered but the owner grabbed it and wrestled him by the beak and brought him back to his cage. Kind of scary, is this normal rooster behavior?

Roosters breed, protect the flock and maintain order and not much more. So you probably crossed one of those lines and it was on. Easiest way to avoid that crap is be confident and uninterested. If that approach fails grab the sucker up and carry it around upside down till it surrenders, at that point you can let it go. Three things to be aware of at that point, first they can die from that sort of handling, some will come back for a rematches and most sadly you may have no choice but to dispatch the bird. because they can't or wont stop.
 

Hjalmark

Oldest boy alive
Roosters can be dicks!

This is my 3 rooster and he is an asshole, but now I am changing breeds so I got 4 new one and going to slaughter old asshat that attacks everyone and everything and sadly one of the new ones but hopefully find him a home

Mostly because he costs more then store bought slaughtered chicken :D

Best way to deal with attacking chicken is to just pick it up off the ground and hold him on his back, they feel pretty small after doing that couple of times as kicking them or running does not improve their behavior

Making them into soup also works
 

Diggy Smalls

Notorious
I was in an experimental metal band and we would play at the guitarist's house. When taking breaks we would light up joints or smokes and chill. He has chickens for eggs and most of the roosters never bothered us much.
One day there was an all black rooster and we was from hell. That fucker would try to Chase me down but I'm not running from a damn bird. I would kick at the air in it's direction and make outrageous noises and jump at him to try to spook him so he'll leave me alone. But no. Couldn't play chicken with that chicken!
He called my bluff and pushed in closer trying to bite my feet!

Roosters can be very aggressive.

@2 Cycle man you cracked me up with your threat to pinch the bird!
 
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Hjalmark

Oldest boy alive
So you just kind of pin him down and give his beaky face a few bitch slaps? Makes sense
Pick him up and cradle him in my arm actually, just did that like 10min ago
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This is after couple of minutes after he calms down and then I flip him over to give him bit of dignity

If I am really irritated then I walk with him to edge of the drive way and let him run back in panic

Chickens hate big open areas where they can easily be attacked
 
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