Need to pass a drug test ..
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VAPEHUNTER
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Has anyone ever heard of or used "Palo Azul" for passing a piss test?
I read about it and it sounds promising but you know how it is, should I really believe anything I read on the internet??
EDIT: I found "Palo Azul" for about $7.00 a bag. I think I'm gonna buy two bags and an "at home drug test" and try to test myself. I'll post my results.
I read about it and it sounds promising but you know how it is, should I really believe anything I read on the internet??
EDIT: I found "Palo Azul" for about $7.00 a bag. I think I'm gonna buy two bags and an "at home drug test" and try to test myself. I'll post my results.
VAPEHUNTER
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I believe it is common practice if their is any driving of company vehicles involved.
t-dub
Vapor Sloth
Most companies test for drugs on hire. Many do random or regular interval testing whether you drive a company vehicle or not, it depends on the industry, some are more tolerant than others. Others will only test you if they suspect you are impaired while at work. DISH just fired a quadriplegic for using MMJ to control convulsions on his own time and this was in Colorado.
WoodVillain
Backwoods Rated
Lots of jobs, most that i know of, piss test you before your hired. And some jobs do random as well.
Years ago i had a job that would send you for randoms, but you got to drive to the site to take the piss test. I kept a stuffed alligator in my car. Inside the alligator i had synthetic urine in a bottle that had a temp gauge strip on it to tell you when it was warm enough. I also had warming pads in the gator as well.
Saved my ass a few times!!
Edit - T-dub beat me
Years ago i had a job that would send you for randoms, but you got to drive to the site to take the piss test. I kept a stuffed alligator in my car. Inside the alligator i had synthetic urine in a bottle that had a temp gauge strip on it to tell you when it was warm enough. I also had warming pads in the gator as well.
Saved my ass a few times!!
Edit - T-dub beat me
I have tried drinking lots and lots of water, the goldenseal, the gelatin crap and I have failed every test I have ever taken even after quitting for a month as a heavy user.
Driving for a tow company once, they sprung a random test on us in a morning meeting. I told them I could not pass it and started to get up from the table.. They asked me how much time I needed before I could pass one and I told them I was not going to quit smoking and I started walking for the door. They put my name back in the hat and drew another name. I worked there 5 more years that way.
My current job I told the owner of the company during the interview that I smoke everyday and I have always smoked, even when I worked for him years before. He was surprised but appreciated my honesty and I have been there for the last 2 years with no tests.
Granted most companies will not likely bend the rules but sometimes the people that work there will if you are up front about it.
Vaping a few hits over a month? I would not even worry about it personally but I am weird like that.
Driving for a tow company once, they sprung a random test on us in a morning meeting. I told them I could not pass it and started to get up from the table.. They asked me how much time I needed before I could pass one and I told them I was not going to quit smoking and I started walking for the door. They put my name back in the hat and drew another name. I worked there 5 more years that way.
My current job I told the owner of the company during the interview that I smoke everyday and I have always smoked, even when I worked for him years before. He was surprised but appreciated my honesty and I have been there for the last 2 years with no tests.
Granted most companies will not likely bend the rules but sometimes the people that work there will if you are up front about it.
Vaping a few hits over a month? I would not even worry about it personally but I am weird like that.
VAPEHUNTER
Well-Known Member
Lots of jobs, most that i know of, piss test you before your hired. And some jobs do random as well.
Years ago i had a job that would send you for randoms, but you got to drive to the site to take the piss test. I kept a stuffed alligator in my car. Inside the alligator i had synthetic urine in a bottle that had a temp gauge strip on it to tell you when it was warm enough. I also had warming pads in the gator as well.
Saved my ass a few times!!
Edit - T-dub beat me
Hopefully I'll be getting a new job in the not so distant future. I would hate to burn a bridge with a failed U.A.
If the Palo Azul doesn't work and I still show positive with my at home test, as a last resort I'm gonna sneak a small bottle of a clean urine with me.
I've considered "synthetic urine" but I read that they now test for that too.
grokit
well-worn member
I have a buddy that is a military-trained firefighter, got a cush job at an aerospace manufacturer where the only fires they put out were the ones they set themselves (practice). He would just drink a quart of white vinegar before his test, I guess he always had a heads-up. It seemed extreme to me but he always passed.
Melting Pot
Sick & Twisted
Urine luck , agent X always worked for me comes with temp strip and heat bag.
My wife soon to be ex works in a lab she would know if they tested for it. They do cheapest test possible.
Good luck
I failed one lost a good job, because of tea's & tricks I figured the best way to beat it with out quiting was to not give them my urine. Lol
My wife soon to be ex works in a lab she would know if they tested for it. They do cheapest test possible.
Good luck
I failed one lost a good job, because of tea's & tricks I figured the best way to beat it with out quiting was to not give them my urine. Lol
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VAPEHUNTER
Well-Known Member
Yeah, I'm leaning towards sneaking in a clean sample just to be 100% sure.
Melting Pot
Sick & Twisted
You can buy hand warmers be warned to hot u fail to cold u fail.
Ricardo
Well-Known Member
Right, that makes sense, I guess. Or operating heavy machinery .... But it all comes back to the guy with traces of weed in his system from last night being fired/not getting the job although he is totally unimpaired in his performance......while.....the dude with the raging hangover, or legally up to his eyeballs in benzos or oxys plods his mediocre way up the ladder
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Madcap79
Jack of all trades, master of none.
I've passed at least 8 tests by just chugging 2 liters of water before the test. Catch your piss mid stream. I've passed every time. They don't check for dilution on a 5 panel. I've even vaped the night before.
I will say that I have a fairly low tolerance so that may help me.
Good luck!
I will say that I have a fairly low tolerance so that may help me.
Good luck!
His_Highness
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
I believe there's a sweet spot between the cost of testing and the company being charged less for insurance. The cost of insurance is discounted for liability and group health if the company drug tests their employees. As long as the cost for drug testing is less than the insurance discount the company will request the employees get tested.
A piss test can be beaten ... a follicle test is hard to beat but my understanding is they are way more expensive than a piss test so they are rarely used at the entire company level.
I have been tested as a requirement for being hired just about every time. I've never failed a test but I've always had over a week's notice and thankfully I've never caught a random test. Drink massive amounts of water, over do the B vitamins and take some creatine. When you've gotten to the point where you can drink a glass of water and have to pee within 5 minutes because of it....you're there. On the day of the test drink grape juice for color. Worst comes to worse you'll come up inconclusive and have to take it again.
I know someone who's entire location got hit with a random one morning. The person faked passing out and deliberately thunked their head causing some bleeding so they were rushed to the ER before they were tested. Gotta give credit for that one...splitting your noggin purposely like that. The person was never re-tested but I doubt anyone believed the fainting spell was for real.
A piss test can be beaten ... a follicle test is hard to beat but my understanding is they are way more expensive than a piss test so they are rarely used at the entire company level.
I have been tested as a requirement for being hired just about every time. I've never failed a test but I've always had over a week's notice and thankfully I've never caught a random test. Drink massive amounts of water, over do the B vitamins and take some creatine. When you've gotten to the point where you can drink a glass of water and have to pee within 5 minutes because of it....you're there. On the day of the test drink grape juice for color. Worst comes to worse you'll come up inconclusive and have to take it again.
I know someone who's entire location got hit with a random one morning. The person faked passing out and deliberately thunked their head causing some bleeding so they were rushed to the ER before they were tested. Gotta give credit for that one...splitting your noggin purposely like that. The person was never re-tested but I doubt anyone believed the fainting spell was for real.