Need to pass a drug test ..

[Reflexion]

So I started a new job and I need to pass a drug test.
It's just the standard 5 panel, pee in a cup type test. I suspect it's going to be sometime this week

I've thought of keeping some clean urine or even urine colored water in a balloon, and keeping it stashed in my underwear so that the temperature is correct. But last time I tried that the temperature wasn't quite warm enough

Any ideas, guys??

 

[syrupy]

So I started a new job and I need to pass a drug test.
It's just the standard 5 panel, pee in a cup type test. I suspect it's going to be sometime this week

I've thought of keeping some clean urine or even urine colored water in, and keeping it stashed in my underwear so that the temperature is correct. But last time I tried that the temperature wasn't quite warm enough

Any ideas, guys??

I would suggest posting the question on a forum that deals with this sort of thing. We just vape here.

 

[Reflexion]

Ok

 

[syrupy]

I would suggest that if you're seriously considering yellow water and balloons, a tolerance break might be what's best.

 

[Reflexion]

I've vaped a few times in the past month. The test will be this week, so a "tolerance break" wouldn't do much good. Thx for the suggestions, though.

 

[RUDE BOY]

Don't vape and drink 2-6 liters of water a day until the test.
Remember The more you pee the better off you'll be.

Good Luck.

 

[mestizo]

Just don't drink too much water before the test, too much water in your pee is a failed test.

 

[smokie]

Too much water is not a fail, they will ask you for another sample and when that comes out watery they will know something is up, but cannot prove it.and it's not a fail.
You could be a gym freak! It's not illegal to drink as much water as you want.

 

[mestizo]

If you refuse to take the test, they can't prove anything either, they know something is up and is considered a fail test, the same applies if you can't pee at the appointed time, it is a failed test. I have seen it at my work place.

Edit: BTW during random drug test you don't get second chances where I work, if you can't pee, you failed.

 

[RUDE BOY]

Damn Man that's rough. Pee on demand or else ... Just doesn't seem right.

 

[Reflexion]

This is just a cup test. Not sent off to a lab. I could water myself down and pass(take a b complex for color), but the problem is I don't know when it's going to be. I would feel more comfortable about passing off a clean sample, then risking using my own, but there is the issue of temperature

 

[mestizo]

Damn Man that's rough. Pee on demand or else ... Just doesn't seem right.

FAA rules, how do I beat it? You may ask, well, there's a loophole in the system, I opted out, meaning I don't get tested, but I loose 40 cents an hour wages.

 

[Breathemetal]

What is that loophole?

 

[Chill Dude]

I've thought of keeping some clean urine or even urine colored water in a balloon, and keeping it stashed in my underwear so that the temperature is correct. But last time I tried that the temperature wasn't quite warm enough

This is kind of a funny thread....but, I have no idea of how to pass a drug test. Reflexion, I'm confused, are you talking about bringing someone else's urine inside a balloon stashed in your underwear?

I'm thinking there's no way urine colored water would work. I'm almost certain any lab tech would know its not urine upon initial evaluation. Old room temperature urine? Who knows.

Any nurses, doctors or lab techs out there?? Lol...

 

[mestizo]

What is that loophole?

My company gives you the option to opt out of the random drug test, but you loose $.40 cents wages per hour, I don't know of any other company doing that, as long as they have one person willing to be tested in every classification related to FAA repair work, they are covered, and in compliance with the law.

Edit: but if you are tested, and fail, first offense is 6 weeks off without pay, plus tests every month for a year, and you pay for it out of your pocket.

 

[Reflexion]

This is kind of a funny thread....but, I have no idea of how to pass a drug test. Reflexion, I'm confused, are you talking about bringing someone else's urine inside a balloon stashed in your underwear?

I'm thinking there's no way urine colored water would work. I'm almost certain any lab tech would know its not urine upon initial evaluation. Old room temperature urine? Who knows.

Any nurses, doctors or lab techs out there?? Lol...

Water or urine or whatever. Doesn't matter aslong as it looks the part, is body temperature, and doesn't test positive for drug metabolites
It doesn't get sent to a lab. It's a standard 5 panel cup type test that all the temporary employment companies around here use. I've passed them before by watering my self down or just adding warm water to a very small amount of my own urine.

I know the idea of carrying around piss or piss looking liquid in a ballon inside your underpants sounds rediculous, but that's what I have to do since I don want to chance it with my own urine.

Oh well..it's what I have to do to get a decent job, since I made the mistake of vaping a few times recently. Admittedly a Bad decision on my part

Anyways I bought some hand warming pads that I'll use to warm it up an extra bit just before pouring it in the cup

That should work.

 

[syrupy]

There's something called the wizzinator that holds synthetic urine, and looks like a dong. If the doc/tech likes to sneak a peak, it looks more believable. But those are for when a test is scheduled. Is the OP talking about constantly wearing a balloon during work hours?

 

[llamaman001]

Fuck that, lol jobs CANNOT watch you take a piss or even look at your dick. That is for crime punishment ONLY.

Ive done this before. There are little tiny plastic containers that are on the thinner side. I used to fill one up with my roommates piss (doesent smoke) and tape it to my underarm or inner thigh so that it would keep my body heat and just spray that shit in the bottle. Good to go 100% of the time.

 

[syrupy]

Fuck that, lol jobs CANNOT watch you take a piss or even look at your dick. That is for crime punishment ONLY.

Ive done this before. There are little tiny plastic containers that are on the thinner side. I used to fill one up with my roommates piss (doesent smoke) and tape it to my underarm or inner thigh so that it would keep my body heat and just spray that shit in the bottle. Good to go 100% of the time.

I've heard of that. The story that gets passed around is the guy who used his gf's pee. The doc said the guy tested negative for drugs but positive for pregnancy!

Sure, your method may work and is easy. But for $150, you can take pride in owning a wearable pee tube. And they have various colors to help match skin tones. Now in Latino!

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/

 

[Jethro]

I had a buddy that went to work every day for years with a bag of synthetic piss strapped to his leg. The random drug tests usually always happen at the beginning of a shift, so he would just go to the restroom and remove it if the test didn't happen.

 

[llamaman001]

Sure, your method may work and is easy. But for $150, you can take pride in owning a wearable pee tube. And they have various colors to help match skin tones. Now in Latino!

But why would you buy a fake dick if you dont have to? From my understanding it is completely illegal for your employer or even at a testing facility for them to look at your penis....that kind of shit only happens when your on probation or having to deal with "legal" piss tests.

Id much rather pay 2 bucks for a plastic tube than 150 for a fake dick ill never use...

 

[grokit]

 

[CarolKing]

I have an acquaintance that ate a cookie that had cannabis butter in it a month ago. He is taking the test today. He is not a regular cannabis user. Does he have anything to worry about? He's really upset. He didn't know he was going to have to do this. I told him that I would try to find something out?

I looked online. It looks like he's pretty safe since it's been a while and he's not a regular user. Would that be accurate info do you guys think?

 

[VaporsVaporizer]

I have an acquaintance that ate a cookie that had cannabis butter in it a month ago. He is taking the test today. He is not a regular cannabis user. Does he have anything to worry about? He's really upset. He didn't know he was going to have to do this. I told him that I would try to find something out?

I looked online. It looks like he's pretty safe since it's been a while and he's not a regular user. Would that be accurate info do you guys think?

If he only ate 1 cookie a month ago and NEVER smokes/Vapes weed-he should be fine. If they take hair he might be fucked ;-)https://www.omegalabs.net/hair-testing-service/hair-testing-faqs/other-services.cmsx

 

[mestizo]

I took a test a week after and had no issues, he should be fine.