Mystery Vape Message Contest

[noseforvapor]

Hit me with your best Shot!

Suck me and I will put out!

What are you waiting for?


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[technique]

Suck it and see

Patience is a virtue

You had me at hello

Unhand my knob

You always turn me on

Get your coat you've pulled

dont blow smoke up my.....

Welcome to the dark side

Is that vapor or have i farted

 

[UpUpandAway]

Grab life by the herbs.

Herbs, herbs, herbs...

 

[mvapes]

you a cop?

Did you remember snacks?

Nice Strain!

Here comes sir coughs alot!

 

[Nbajunkie]

when did this turn into a porno?
the unorthodox box
reward yourself with a balloon
soothe your senses

 

[Deadshort480]

TURN OFF THAT LIGHT!!

A little Looney Tunes humor.

 

[Senor Senior Sr.]

"Such hash times, I mean harsh?"
"Hail Homegrown Hay!"
"Do you even vape, bro?"
"To toke or not to toke..."
"At least it's not crack."
"Every day is 4/20 for you huh?"
"Tokemon, gotta smoke em all!"
"In Ganja We Trust"
"Obsessive Cannabis Disorder"
"That better not be any BS!"
"No time for jokes, have a toke!"
"Weed make a good couple."
"You again?"
"Weed Brownies and Pot Bellies!"
"How do Fish party? Seaweed!"
"1 hit, 2 hits, 3 hits, FLOOR!"
"Why drink N drive? Toke N Fly!"
"Ready for a lungful of fun?"
"So, you're a liberal?"
"Take me to your dealer."
"Go Green!"

 

[technique]

is it hot? you look baked

preparing to dispense meds

Yeah that looks legal, vape it

 

[dormouse]

Property of Giant Caterpillar.

 

[1_gr8_underdog]

United we stnd divided we fall

 

[Vitolo]

Place your seat and tray table in the full upright position.

 

[jeffp]

fee fi fo fum

i can smell your accordion

 

[P666R]

FOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Senor Senior Sr.]

"Don't put your mouth there!"

 

[Stu]

This time with more COWBELL!

 

[jeffp]

I still smell mimeograph ink!

Learn to walk before u crawl.

A honeymoon in space.

Don't Bogart that vape.

I'm jonesing for a biscuit.

Back to the past.

May I have your attention now?

Class dismissed!!

 

[Tweek]

Your fly's open
Look behind you
Take me home
Tastes like chicken

 

[Pickz]

Sorry if some of these are repeats, didn't wanna read 20 pages.

Tell the truth and then run.

Edited to fit 30 chars from Aristotle "Happiness depends upon ourselves."
Happiness depends on ourselves.

Edited to fit 30 chars from Oliver Wendell Holmes "All limitations are self imposed."
All limits are self imposed.

Make each day your masterpiece

The greatest wealth is health.

Failure is success in progress

Loading... You do the same.

Don't agonize, vaporize!

As seen on TV!

Self destructing in 5... 4...

Vape 'em if you got 'em!

I do believe I have the vapors

 

[jeffp]

did you see the operatives?

when you wake i'll bake a cake

 

[vectornectar]

dormouse said:feed your head!
gottime2shareacupofradiation?
it'slongpastduethatwebegin!
long past due that we begin
got an itch in my cosmicpocket
I started surfing the madhouse
taste4dirt just makes me smile
My purple tablet turns to goo!
Have I got something warm 4 u?
Your pillow nest of a dripping God
Acidbathinthebellyofthewhale!
room enough 4 1 mo' on my tail
Save a warmer place to sleep!
gotta suck your thumb so tight
saveawarmandcozyplace2sleep!
got mushroom clouds in my hand
nevertooktheridetothesiloshed!
Better come 2 the throne today
I can blow you to kingdom come
Service now, the mushroom boy!
used to b a dreamer juz like u
atoms roar n strangelove sings
All da jewels that 1 can bring
seed of my perfume in yah head
I'm coming 2 u from the future
yah punk rock band still sucks
You've been drinking my blood!
I got a vortex for your cortex
The gods told me to relax
I'm way 2 busy power tripping!
buyingatelevisionsetrevolution
I'm your living crop circle!
curl u up in my vape pit baby!
I go crazy with this planet!
I was born and raised on Venus
v r freaks on da Lazarus plane
I c u drowning in the garbage!
frylikeapigintheheartofthesun!
you get from the chemical king
stand on the mountains of Mars
in the lap of the God's babe
A Goddess in the ancient song
Swim through the lake of fire!
I hate myself 4 wanting 2 play
This may seem a lil bit crazy!

 

[lwien]

I bet whoever came up with this contest would have wished that they would have ended it sooner. Going though all these entries is going to be a major chore.

 

[RUDE BOY]

^^^^ And they only have 11 days left , time for another 30 pages .

 

[Nbajunkie]

ride a rainbow

 

[1_gr8_underdog]

Gr8ness Isn't Given,Its Earned
life is like water let it flow
do what you do and do it well
Your path to enlightenment
1 begins the path 2 happiness

 

[placetime]

Eat my ABV
Eat your leftovers