Mystery Vape Message Contest

[vectornectar]

I need something stronger...
You need something stronger!
We needed something stronger!
A gram a day keeps docs away!
A gram a day keeps meds away!
A gram a day keeps cancer away
Don't choke on your munchies!
The stars seem so aggressive
The trick is to keep breathing
You'll be melting in a second!
You'll be flying in a second!
Couch lock awaiting activation
Remain in an upright position!
We live in the highest grade!
4/20 all around the clock here
IT'S FOUR TWENTY ALL THE TIME!

 

[Valheru]

**post deleted by user**

 

[Valheru]

I vape 2 bowls before I vape 2 bowls, and then I vape 2 more

What's shakin', Vakin?

 

[PAZ]

Did you expect a witty saying?

 

[dormouse]

Are you into whip charming?

Look, I’m an elephant. Baraag!

 

[UpUpandAway]

Herbalize to superbalize.

Herbalize to revitalize.

Visualize, Realize, Herbalize

Realize, Actualize, Herbalize

Mwahahahaha!!!

 

[olivianewtonjohn]

If you can read this keep going

 

[marduk]

Hold for a nugget of wisdom...

 

[Techn!d0n]

Be prepaired for the Vapornator. Engage. This will only hurt for.... .01 seconds. Sit back and enjoy the flavors. You have been vapornated.

 

[marduk]

T minus 4:20 and counting...

Happiness is a warm bowl.

 

[Dr. Plutonious]

"You're already vaping again?"

 

[lwien]

Don't need no stinkin' smoke

"You talkin' to ME ?!?"

Herb O' Rama

Whip da balloon mah darlin'

I'm ready. Are you?

Let my vapor caress your soul

 

[SwiftGeneration]

I am going to try to take a slightly more philosophical approach. Hope it doesn't sound too corny, I'll add more as they come to me. If these have already been done, please let me know!

1. Embrace Unconventional Wisdom
2. Discover your inner polymath
3. Find Peace in The Present
4. Save face, embrace your vape!
5. Direct energy to make a change
6. Encourage your mind to wander
7. Live through your free love
8. Fear not change but stagnation
9. Love is a catalyst for health
10. Open your mind, embrace today
11. Reality is subjective to you
12. Live your day like a hero
13. Devote yourself to your cause
14. Earn respect, share love
15. Risk love for its reward
16. Loathe a life without strife
17. Strike until the Iron is Hot
18. Happiness is a Warm Vape
19. Have Faith in the Unknown
20. Hear voice as Sonic Poetry
21. Leave your Life Conquered
22. Live now not after

The best of luck to everyone~!

 

[Deadshort480]

7398 submissions and this won?

 

[lwien]

Feel my whip, blow my balloon.

Blow my balloon, feel my whip.

Blow my feel, whip my balloon.

 

[satyrday]

Blow my feet, whip my balloon knot.

 

[OutkastBoss]

Vapor eyes see clearly

 

[DeadonAcid]

"Be excellent to each other!"

"And Death Shall Have No Dominion"

"No man is an island"

30 characters or less makes this kind of hard.

 

[Dangus]

Bagged and tagged

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Dave's not here
Aromatic Activation Achieved
Mission to Medicate Initiated
_____(insert Vape name here), for the Cannabis Connoisseur (assuming name is less than 10 characters)
Thanks for Choosing _____(insert Vape name here)
Perfect Time for the Perfect Temp
You're A Rocket Man (Woman)
Welcome Back
Never Seen A Bowl I Didn't Like
Pain Relief Imminent
Nothing Satisfies Like a _____(insert Vape name here)
What Did Ya Bring Me?
To Vape or Not to Vape?
Your Lungs Thank You
At the Beep (blink, flash, whatever) The Time will Be 4:20
Fear Is the Mind Killer
What were you saying?
Hey, did you hear that?
Buy The Ticket, Take The Ride
This is Bat Country!
Prying Open My Third Eye

 

[vectornectar]

reflect sector on vectornectar
reflect sector in vectornectar
reflect sector by vectornectar
reflect vector of vapornectar!
relax vector with vapornectar!
relax vector from vapornectar!
relax sector with vaporvector!
relax sector with vapornectar!
collect nectar by vaporvector!
collect nectar in vaporvector!
collect nectar of vaporvector!
collect vaporvector of nectar!
collect vaporvector in nectar!
collect vapornectar in vector!
perfect nectar by vaporvector!
purest nectar by vaporvector!
perfect nectar in vaporvector!
purest nectar in vaporvector!
sweet nectar from vaporvector!
sweet vector from vapornectar!
termination begins in 60 secs!
termination starts in 60 secs!
vaporization starts in 60 secs
vaporization begins in 60 secs
herbalization starts in 60secs
herbalization begins in 60secs
taste a bag instead of a fag!
have a bag instead of a fag!
suck a bag instead of a fag!
combustion is life-reduction!
combustion is for sheeple only
combustion is only for sheeple
combustion is life-time theft!

 

[1_gr8_underdog]

One idea can change the world

Riches do not come from wealth

A light heart lives long.

Outside noisy, inside empty

Time is the life of the soul.

 

[vectornectar]

You know Dude, you really suck
You know you really suck Dude?
Like the opposite of a flute!
Initiate auto pilot activation
Some guys only produce hot air
Don't be afraid,it won't bite!
Don't be afraid it won't bite!
Don't be afraid, it won't bite
Sometimes, I wish I was here!
Can we exchange our positions?

 

[dormouse]

Let’s go into the woods today.

 

[Enchantre]

Hey, how about the ability to name the vape? Some sort of personal message... so mine could say

"Enchantré"

More:

"Wakey Vakey"

"Rise, Vape, Shine"

"Remember: work before play"