Mystery Vape Message Contest

[dormouse]

Put a gram in the clam.

Let’s do the clam jam.

Please adjust flower power.

Welcome to the hour of flower.

 

[Dangus]

doot doola doot doo do do

 

[lwien]

Burp me. No, not there. Sigh..

Do you REALLY want to do this?

Tweedile Dee Tweedle Dum

Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum

Feed your head

Who's your vapor? Spank, spank

Younger than yesterday..

Days of future passed

"Here I come to save the day!"

 

[kelper]

Wascally wabbits vape carrots.

 

[dormouse]

Flower to the people.

 

[jeffp]

I jus' took Rainbow Fun Pills!

purple lousy see god in colors

the eggman didn't do it Babs.

that's just egg paranoia

Hold these goddamn chickens!

Happy birthday, fatso.

Mmm, smells delicious Babs!

warmed in my own little oven.

This is where they mate.

They lay them and we eat them.

Time is of the essence.

too damned pat a coincidence.

The scent's gone. I feel empty

Here's your change, mister.

let me down i'm all right now.

 

[kelper]

I'd pay an extra $5 to have all these dumb messages on rotation (mine being the dumbest). FC edition.

Edit: others might pay $20 to have none of them - moneymaker tip

 

[OutkastBoss]

I Want to Play ! (hey that could be one )

They picked me Last for kickball

I picked them first for Ball kicks

Vaping is rocket science

Vaping isn't rocket science

I am not a Clam

Zip ! Bang ! Straight to the Moon

Interstellar enjoyment

Good vapors , Good Vibes

Don't Hate Elevate

Breathe Relief

I am Mind Bottling

Catch the Vapors

Vaped if i Do Vaped if i Don't

Vaped is as Vaped Does

Vape me Up captain !

Vaping the final Frontier

Mediate then Meditate

 

[PAZ]

Do I smell?

What do I really want? Bacon.

SPOILER: Dumbledore dies.

The more I see the less I know

 

[jeffp]

Do you want me to shut up?

What you forgot I cannot know.

please don't stifle your mirth

don't you hear it popping

either or, or everything.

it's a festive cup.

 

[kelper]

WILL WORK FOR FOOD

 

[irishroots8477]

nay to the latter

indubitably accurate good sir

reciprocate serendipity

"higher" learning

rest easy, bird's not the word

like ice cream for your lungs

 

[kelper]

Goodnight and goodbye folks!

 

[irishroots8477]

..OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER..
better than a 2/10, 30
hey bud, let's party
you cool man?
my hemorrhoids bleed for you
it's rude to stare
got a light? i do
i only look like a spaceship
ufo? no, i get that alot
100% reverse engineered
look out your window
hit me hard i don't mind
it puts the lotion on its skin
try me with a "water pipe"
is this your first time?
so... hows your day been?
i'd buy me
high five
://:disc read error://:
i am everywhere and nowhere
D.A.R.E to be an individual
irregardless is not a word!!!
regal as the day is long
also for toast art
haters gonna like this
punctuality might not be street
i have a key to the universe
in a parallel universe i fly
old black water keep on rolling
and i thank you
englunds the only kruger!!!
combustion is for engines and fires
my name is (______) hello
good for the gym rats
E=mc hammered
lola was a tranny
elvis lives
what's that smell
perceptive and innovative
take a walk on the wild side

so much for double spacing...

 

[Pcpvapors]

Flavor? I've got it by the lung full.

 

[Dangus]

My sandals are perpendicular

 

[lwien]

Man, this is gonna be a chore going through all these entries.........

Do we have a cut off date yet........?

 

[Dangus]

^^^Cutoff is April 30th

meditation medication

 

[dormouse]

I tend to hover in my sleep.

 

[Meghan]

Every great journey begins with a single hit.
I was afraid you were dead in a ditch somewhere!
Go then, there are other worlds than these.

 

[placetime]

Not just for breakfast

 

[irishroots8477]

in soviet union herb vapes you

 

[Abysmal Vapor]

in soviet union herb vapes you

 

[Dogman]

Just get the cookies now.

 

[Cotelio]

"Remember to bring your towel~"
" "For tobacco use only!" " ( one set of quotes included )
"Be a bloke & vape your smoke."


Well... that's all I got