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Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
This clam makes you hungrier!

You want to put your mouth on my what?

Prepare for ludicrous speed!

Now who's mans best friend?

Be careful, this clam bites.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I bet if you suck on me - I will fuck up you.....
 
mvapes,

EveryDayAmnesiac

Well-Known Member
2 Search 4 Pearls U Rise Above

(A variation of Dryden's "He who would search for pearls must dive below")

2 Search 4 Pearls U Ascend Lo!

2 Search 4 Pearls U Soar Above

I have the only pearl you need

... Yes, pearls can be found in clams. I'm told it's quite rare.

I only close if you want me to

I sing the vaporizer electric!

Anthropomorphize me. Please.
 
EveryDayAmnesiac,

Hippie Dickie

The Herbal Cube
Manufacturer
vtac said:
I've tried a pre-production unit and am extremely excited to get my hands on this vape. "Ultra high-tech" is not just a buzz word here.

could you expand on what you mean by ultra high-tech -- i.e. which features in particular have grabbed your attention?

with the 3 second speed it sounds more like a sublimator than a vivape. people who have tried the sublimator are very impressed.
 
Hippie Dickie,

Sky

New Member
(sorry if there are any repeats)


It's the little things that matter.

Live, love, laugh.

It ain't over 'till it's over.

If the shoe fits, wear it.

Put a sock in it!

Don't sit on a bumble bee.

Looks can be deceiving.

It's time to wake up.

Quaint.

Ground control to Major Tom

Major Tom to ground control

Still Flying!

Oh, mangos!

We're lost. Lost in the woods.

Time for an epiphany!

That was weird.

Who are you talking to?

Am I dreaming?

I'm a leaf on the wind.

Watch how I soar!

I aim to misbehave.

Smile with your whole face.

Make someone happy.

Yes.

No.

Maybe.

It is inevitable.

Try again.

The key to life is...

Processing your request...
 
Sky,

placetime

Well-Known Member
Memory is like an orgasm

Who cares how time advances?

Few things can stop an orgy...

Language is...cumbersome

Proof that god loves us

Enjoy the show!

Fake the funk, your nose grows

Be who you are

Prepare for launch

Yes, you did that correctly :)

Thanks for turning me on!

Welcome back! :)
 
placetime,

caseball2051

Well-Known Member
Every day is a good day.

Live long, live well.

Be You.

Sweet vape, bro.

Be green today.

Be happy. Be happy.
 
caseball2051,

1_gr8_underdog

Trapped in the Astral Planes Back from the dead
Herbies good for what ales u

Herbies,a transferable gift

Share your Herbies!

You got Herbies no doubt

Giving you Herbies since 2013

Herbie,your personal vaporbot

Herbie,the advanced vapor-bot
 
1_gr8_underdog,
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