Landlord inspection in two days

[Rich of the Apes]

And I have a 2x2 grow tent in the living room of my one bedroom apartment. I ran all kinds of disguise ideas through my head, and somehow came up with what I think is killer. I got the materials at the Dollar Store, and now I have a 6' Christmas present in my living room! 3 rolls of Santa paper came to $4.50.

 

[2tiki]

What stage is the grow in? If it's flowering, your landlord may think it smells like someone got you a lot of MJ for Xmas.

Other options for other times of year:

Put a sign on it that says, "Don't open, light sensitive film inside", and if they ask what it is tell them that it's a tiny darkroom you made for processing film because you like doing retro stuff like taking analog pictures and growing weed. (Though to be more effective, you may want to leave out the part about growing weed.)


Or


Sprinkle some blue rocks around it and put a sign on it that says, "Meth Lab: DO NOT OPEN". Then he won't think you are growing MJ.

 

[Flotsam]

do you have a walk in closet you can move it all into?

 

[Rich of the Apes]

It worked. They didn't even bat an eye. Tried to post a pic, but no luck.

https://imgur.com/a/4yYpVw8

 

[2tiki]

It worked. They didn't even bat an eye. Tried to post a pic, but no luck.

These days you need to use a site like imgur. Just upload the pic there, copy the link and paste it into a message. You don't even have to sign up for an account on Imgur to do it.

 

[Rich of the Apes]

These days you need to use a site like imgur. Just upload the pic there, copy the link and paste it into a message. You don't even have to sign up for an account on Imgur to do it.

Thanks! It worked like a charm

 

[warren0728]

It worked. They didn't even bat an eye. Tried to post a pic, but no luck.

https://imgur.com/a/4yYpVw8

best thing i’ve read today!

 

[Flotsam]

Love it! Great idea

 

[2tiki]

Thanks! It worked like a charm

Glad it worked for you.

I was just looking at the picture some more, and laughing at how clever that was. Then I noticed a bong and possibly some vapes on the table. Did you just stick a flower in the bong so he would think it was a vase? Did you tape numbers to the vapes so he would think they were remote controls? (In my mind, everything in your place is disguised as something else now. The dabs are doin' this to me.)

 

[Rich of the Apes]

Glad it worked for you.

I was just looking at the picture some more, and laughing at how clever that was. Then I noticed a bong and possibly some vapes on the table. Did you just stick a flower in the bong so he would think it was a vase? Did you tape numbers to the vapes so he would think they were remote controls? (In my mind, everything in your place is disguised as something else now. The dabs are doin' this to me.)

I put everything back before I took the pic. The flower in the bong is a silicone cleaning cap that I punched a hole in and it can hold my Dynavap and also carts.

https://imgur.com/a/wnGQ7jv

 

[2tiki]

I put everything back before I took the pic. The flower in the bong is a silicone cleaning cap that I punched a hole in and it can hold my Dynavap and also carts.

https://imgur.com/a/wnGQ7jv

Dang! You are legit clever. I love transforming inanimate objects to make them do my bidding as well.