Joke thread

[florduh]

 

[vapviking]

I just don't trust trees.
They're too shady.

Spoiler: sorry-not-sorry

(Hey, I live with my grandkids. What's your excuse?)

 

[olysh pops]

What do you see in the photos below ? Partygoers in the night ? An overwhelmed woman on a beach in the rain ? Charming puppies ? If that's all you see, step back from the screen and squint.

PS Did you find it ? OBEY, BITCOINS, SEND NUDES



edit : bonus

 

[Vitolo]

What do you see in the photos below ? Partygoers in the night ? An overwhelmed woman on a beach in the rain ? Charming puppies ? If that's all you see, step back from the screen and squint.
edit : bonus

And Twitter Logo

Well Played! (I shrunk the images to duplicate an optical "stand back and squint")

 

[olysh pops]

Hahaha bravo !
Once the brain has seen it, it's hard to be fooled again, especially for the Twitter logo, I find.

 

[macbill]

 

[macbill]

 

[florduh]

 

[Bologna]

 

[Bologna]

 

[Canna Chameleon]

 

[Bologna]

 

[Vitolo]

 

[macbill]

 

[CANtalk]

 

[Canna Chameleon]

 

[CANtalk]

Best ever comic series

 

[florduh]

oh fuck oh shit!

 

[Taz German]

 

[bulllee]

 

[Bologna]

My daughter's bf (19) just sent me this, he's 6' 3" and built and competes doing Jui-jitsu (my daughter, 18, is like 5' 2" and I'm just barely under 6') , but not really... he's a really smart, disciplined, very respectful kid and I'm super happy she found him:

Prolly the top/best "young" comedian out there right now... dude's def very talented and can be funny af:

General Milhouse on Instagram: "😂😂😂 good battle with the homie @jz10pallday I worked on my wrestling for like a month straight for this match and this clown pulls guard 🫠 . . . #jiujitsu #bjj #comedy #bjjtechnics #artesuave #semkimono #jiujitsulove

96K likes, 1,306 comments - jiujitsu.house on October 4, 2023: "😂😂😂 good battle with the homie @jz10pallday I worked on my wrestling for like a month straight for this match and this clown pulls guard 🫠 . . . #jiujitsu #bjj #comedy #bjjtechnics #artesuave #semkimono #jiujitsulove #jiujitsulife".

www.instagram.com

 

[macbill]

 

[Bologna]

:

Stand Up Battle - Steven Wright vs Mitch Hedberg | Stand Up Comedy Moments

Gonna have to show my regional "colors" here, folks...!

 

[Bologna]

What's the difference between people from Iran and People from Abu Dhabi?

Spoiler: ?

People from Iran don't like The Flintstones and people from Abu Dhabi do.

 

[darbarikanada]

simon and garfunkel's 'the sound of silence', courtesy of google translate: