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A photon checks into a hotel, and the clerk at the desk asks "Do you have any luggage?" and the photon replies,

"No, I'm travelling light."

 

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Lenin was on the deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side...​

Lenin says: "Joseph... I'm not sure you're the right man to lead the country after me. I don't know if the people will follow you."
Stalin responds: "Don't worry, Vladimir Ilyich. Half of the country will follow me, and the other half will follow you."

To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you.​

I have contacts.

 

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[macbill]

Why do Churches not offer Free WiFi?

.. They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works

 

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