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The Sparkling Mind
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Caretta
When im high i like to open the refrigerator door, and look.
For a while.
Eventually i close the door.
Then i come back. And look again.
As if something would change.
It never does.
Except one time...
I went back and opened the door and my 4rth grade teacher was in there.
Now this guy was known for twisting your ear lobe if you got out of line in class so im standing there, as lost as you are, as to what this guy is doing in my refrigerator.
I dont understasnd but he was like mini guy in the frige. He fit on the top shelf just fine. I leaned in and said wtf are you doing in here Caretta? Then he reaches out with an elastic arm and grabs my ear!
I jump back but he has a death grip on my ear! He morphed out from that frige like a rubber ooze into his full size.
So here i am face to face with Mr. Caretta. I haven’t even thought about this guy - outside of wondering why my ears are deformed - in years. I have no idea, nothing, zero thoughts or words for this guy and im thinkin, what the hell is going on here, who writes this shit??
So he says, "Thanks."
Im like, "What??? Thanks?? I hardly think thanks is the propper first thing out of your mouth in this situation! We dont even know what the fuck is going on here and your all, thanks??"
"Well, thanks for saving me from the frige."
"I didnt save you! You must go back! Look at you! You haven’t even aged! What the hell is going on here! This raises too many questions! Were you always a shrinky dude? Was your arm always elastic like that? Why don’t you like ears anyway?
Caretta, if DEVO existed when i was in your class i would have told you you look like their mascot."
And then he disapeared.
Now I fear him lurking in some tiny knot hole in the wood paneling.
When im high i like to open the refrigerator door, and look.
For a while.
Eventually i close the door.
Then i come back. And look again.
As if something would change.
It never does.
Except one time...
I went back and opened the door and my 4rth grade teacher was in there.
Now this guy was known for twisting your ear lobe if you got out of line in class so im standing there, as lost as you are, as to what this guy is doing in my refrigerator.
I dont understasnd but he was like mini guy in the frige. He fit on the top shelf just fine. I leaned in and said wtf are you doing in here Caretta? Then he reaches out with an elastic arm and grabs my ear!
I jump back but he has a death grip on my ear! He morphed out from that frige like a rubber ooze into his full size.
So here i am face to face with Mr. Caretta. I haven’t even thought about this guy - outside of wondering why my ears are deformed - in years. I have no idea, nothing, zero thoughts or words for this guy and im thinkin, what the hell is going on here, who writes this shit??
So he says, "Thanks."
Im like, "What??? Thanks?? I hardly think thanks is the propper first thing out of your mouth in this situation! We dont even know what the fuck is going on here and your all, thanks??"
"Well, thanks for saving me from the frige."
"I didnt save you! You must go back! Look at you! You haven’t even aged! What the hell is going on here! This raises too many questions! Were you always a shrinky dude? Was your arm always elastic like that? Why don’t you like ears anyway?
Caretta, if DEVO existed when i was in your class i would have told you you look like their mascot."
And then he disapeared.
Now I fear him lurking in some tiny knot hole in the wood paneling.
