Joke thread
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florduh
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are arrested and sentenced to death by firing squad, one by one.
While they wait to be executed they come up with a plan. Right before they are to be shot, each one will yell that some natural disaster or emergency is happening to distract the soldiers and they would be able to escape.
The brunette is first. As she hears the captain counting down to 0 she yells "TORNADO!" As the soldiers duck for cover, she scales the wall of the prison and escapes to freedom.
The redhead is next. As she hears the captain counting down to 0 she yells "EARTHQUAKE!" As the soldiers duck for cover, she scales the wall of the prison and escapes to freedom.
Last is the blonde. As she hears the captain counting down to 0 she yells "FIRE!"
While they wait to be executed they come up with a plan. Right before they are to be shot, each one will yell that some natural disaster or emergency is happening to distract the soldiers and they would be able to escape.
The brunette is first. As she hears the captain counting down to 0 she yells "TORNADO!" As the soldiers duck for cover, she scales the wall of the prison and escapes to freedom.
The redhead is next. As she hears the captain counting down to 0 she yells "EARTHQUAKE!" As the soldiers duck for cover, she scales the wall of the prison and escapes to freedom.
Last is the blonde. As she hears the captain counting down to 0 she yells "FIRE!"
There is a story about a very secret bio lab performing inhumane experiments of all kinds. During a peer review the lab's director reveals that many of the lab's test subjects are lawyers. When asked how this could be he responds, "There are some things rats just won't do."
