I think a hot wand would melt that.
Lol, that’s the kind of shit Syd Barrett did renovating his Cambridge home in later years with toys and bits of wood fixed as door handles etc.I screwed a curtain rod holder to the leg of my side table.
I wish I had an answer for ya.
A few years ago, after getting my first whip vape (a DBV), I fashioned this stem/whip hanger out of a wire clothes-hanger. It's not pretty, but it works quite well. I rarely use that vape anymore, but I still have that hanger with it.
Maybe it can provide inspiration?