If your ________ has a ___________, you might be a Vaporist (Foxworthy jokes)

[lwien]

If people don't give you a look like this.....

......when they overhear you saying that you're gonna buy a volcano, they KNOW that you are a vaporist.

 

[Mr. Gweilo 420]

If you routinely have your wife checking stores to see if ethanol is in stock you may be a vaporist.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

If you're following some dude named @dorkus_molorkus, you just might be a vaporist - and are probably one sick puppy.

 

[DDave]

If you mistakenly look for reclaim in your garden hose, you may be a vaporist!

If you work in a saw mill, and soak your saw dust in 99% ISO, you may be a vaporist.

If an upside down insulated coffee mug reminds you of an EQ, you may be a vaporist.

If you're driving behind this and think, damn - nice cloud, you may be a vaporist.

If you find any of these overly funny... you're a vaporist!

 

[Enchantre]

If the arrival of a new vaporizer causes all other activity to stop while you test it extensively....
.....................you might be a vaporist.

 

[slick]

If your favorite bug, geological event, and part of a song is a firefly, volcano, and the solo....you just might be a vaporist.

Also what's with the chopsticks?

 

[Enchantre]

If you have chopsticks all over the house... you might be a vaporist!

 

[Eschient]

If you have chopsticks all over the house... you might be a vaporist!

Especially if none of them are in pairs!

 

[canj00digit?]

If, in addition to lint and cookie crumbs, you have ABV in your belly button, you might be a vaporist.

 

[KidFated.]

If you think of some dude named @Ed's TnT when you see a nice wood grain or even a knot in a tree, you're a vaporist.

If you say "vapor gspot", your a probably too vaped... @steama

 

[SSVUN~YAH]

If you ask your local convenient store to stock quintuple refined butane instead of Zippo brand, jet lighters instead of Bics, 18650's instead of AA, pbw instead of pbr, and cranberry extract instead of cranberry juice, you might be a vaporist!

 

[Enchantre]

If you occasionally find bits of herb stuck to your clothing, you might be a vaporist

If you prefer scientific glass to watch the vapor rather than opaque that hides smoke. ..you might be a vaporist.

 

[SSVUN~YAH]

If you purchase screens at 100 count or more " "

If you know more about cannabis and scientific glass than the people working at your LHS or dispensary you might be a member of the best online community ever "FC"!

 

[ChippyMalone]

I love you people! I woke up, dropped this thing here, and you filed it with silliness! Thank you so much!

 

[Mrmrmrmr]

If you feel like no one gets you but your internet buddies, you might be a vaporist!

This and only this. You guys are the only ones who truly understand how great vapes are and how awesome but at the same time how terrible VAS and GAS are. And yes @lwien right now I'm having some of that last GAS you mentioned.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

If you read and respond to FC first thing in the morning while sitting on the crapper, you might be a vaporist (with a bit of a problem).

Although the bigger problem I'm having is how goddamn cold this toilet seat is...

 

[lwien]

Although the bigger problem I'm having is how goddamn cold this toilet seat is...

Problem solved:

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Problem solved:

It'd be nice, but what about bacterial buildup in all those fibers? I know I prefer to sanitize before or after each massive christening.

Not really my color either.

And I'd be afraid that it might feel like sitting on a bunch of Tribbles.

 

[lwien]

Yup. Solving one problem creates another. Kinda typical, eh?

 

[Enchantre]

If your home has more than one "medication station", you might be a vaporist.

 

[paytonpenn]

@lwien If your friends somehow actually know what the Volcano is you might be a vapist.

If you enjoy cleaning your pieces you might be a vapist.

 

[CarolKing]

If ads keep popping up on your email from Vaporizer online stores you may be a vaporist.

 

[Enchantre]

If you're singled out as an expert on "vaporization".... you might be a vaporist

 

[KidFated.]

If your favorite uncle, is uncle Vito, you're a vaporist.

 

[Enchantre]

If your favorite uncle, is uncle Vito, you're a vaporist.

If your new butane torch powered vaporizer makes you feel insanely guilty every time you use it, you might be a vaporist.