If your ________ has a ___________, you might be a Vaporist (Foxworthy jokes)

[ChippyMalone]

I thought of a couple of these Foxworthy "you might be a Redneck" jokes for us.

I'll start:

If your kitchen sink has two bottles of 91% isopropyl alcohol sitting beside it, and one of them is brown and has a layer of sea salt at the bottom. . . . . you might be a vaporist.

 

[Philreal187]

If ur storage jyarz have a storage case u might be a vaporist.

 

[lwien]

If visiting relatives leave your house saying, "I wonder what all those weird contraptions were?", you ARE a vaporist infected with VAS.

If visiting relatives leave your house saying, "What was he saying? What in the hell does having gas have to do with all those weird glass sculptures he has all over the place?" If they say this, you ARE a vaporist infected with GAS.

If they leave your house saying, "What in the hell was that weird smell?" you are NOT a vaporist although you still may be infected with GAS.

 

[Vicki]

"If you have more than one vaporizer, plug in and portable, you might be a Vaporist."

 

[Eschient]

If you have a pack of pipe cleaners that you didn't buy for, but now use for, crafts, you might be a vaporist.

 

[DieHard]

If many surfaces and objects in your house have sticky spots all over... You might be a. vapist.

If your "ash tray" has no ashes, you might be a vapist.

If your Brownies are "off limits" to kids...you might be a vapist.

If, to you, a nail requires a torch, not a hammer, you are a vapist.

 

[ChippyMalone]

If you are a man who uses more cotton balls than your wife and you insist that they must be organic, you might be a vaporist.

If you always ask for chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant but are too uncoordinated to actually eat with them, you might be a vaporist.

 

[CarolKing]

If you have zip lock bags of brown stuff (ABV) in a cabinet you may be a vaporist.

Saving ABV for edibles.

 

[stickstones]

If your pothead friends' eyes glaze over as you excitedly talk about air paths, taste and heat up time, you might be a vaporist!

 

[Enchantre]

If your time is spent debating air path materials, you might be a vaporist....

 

[ChippyMalone]

If your time is spent debating air path materials, you might be a vaporist....

If your time is spent reading other people's air path debates, you might be a vaporist.

 

[DieHard]

If your friends constantly ask "why the fuck are you putting hot water in your bong instead of ice.?!?!"...you might be a vapist.

 

[lwien]

If you let FC eat your life while periodically taking side trips over to GC to spread the FC gospel, you are not only a vaporist but an Fundamentalist FC Junkie as well.

 

[Solomon]

If you've spent time designing a whip system directly integrated into your couch, you might be a vaporist

 

[DieHard]

Hi, my name is DieHard, and I'm an FC junkie.

 

[SSVUN~YAH]

If your computer has an alarm linked up to your email, so when the PVHE stem and GonG availability thread gets a hit, it will notify you, " "

If you go to the grocery store and just get distilled water, coconut oil and chopsticks, " "

If you have unscrewed your sinks faucet for screens, " "

 

[lwien]

If you noticed that you only used the word "vapor" twice in your whole life but you are now punching it into your keyboard more than 10 times a day, you are a vaporist.

 

[hd_rider]

If your idea of a "great solo" is one with a high-capacity battery, you might be a vaporist.

 

[Enchantre]

Hi, my name is DieHard, and I'm an FC junkie.

Hi DieHard.

 

[stickstones]

If you feel like no one gets you but your internet buddies, you might be a vaporist!

 

[Hoops]

If your mailman thinks you have an unhealthy fetish for Chinese glass lamp shades, glass vases and never ending shipments from someplace called Press19, you're most likely a vaporist.

(Damn mailman gives me a big shit eating grin every time I see him now.)

If you know that cranberry extract exists....you may be a vaporist.

 

[basement farmer]

If you use ABV as a word in a complete sentence, you may be a vaporist.

 

[djonkoman]

if you are talking to a friend about your vaporizer/vaping, he says something like 'that one that [description]?' and you say 'no, another one', you may be a vaporist
when he then asks how many vaporizers you have, and it takes you a few guesses or a few minutes of thinking to come up with the right number, you're definatly a vaporist.

 

[macbill]

If you know by heart the temperatures at which more than 70 canabinoids slough off, you might be a Vaporist.

 

[His_Highness]

If you think peanut butter and Firecrackers go together you ARE a vaporist.

If you smell like weed after getting high you SHOULD BE a vaporist.