Oh my GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!! I would totally have cotton candy hair. I would go rainbow afro for a while. Then...wait wait wait. Let's do this right. When I was a little kid, I would have had cotton candy hair that was combed over one eye like a patch almost. For years I would look like a 70s kid until the day (this is all based on real life, except the cotton candy part) I decided to "spike" my hair only down the middle. Yeah. I really did that, only I KNOW that if my hair was cotton candy I would have eaten it ALL. It would all be gone.
Anyway, as an adult I would constantly change my cotton candy hair. Pastel blue long hair. Green mohawk. My beard would be cotton candy too. Sometimes I would make it all match, sometimes I would make it clash, or go with a color scheme. Orange giant beard with a lime green cotton candy fade. All hair should be replaced with cotton candy. New rule.
I would go down all day long and only come up for air
if my chick had cotton candy on her pussy instead of hair.