I don't understand how to open up and eat a lobster

[2 Cycle]

i get confused as to what to do to extract the meat. Do you crack the shells with the nut cracker tool or should I be asking for a hammer? I just want to make it easy to get the meat. Do you use a poker or a cocktail fork to remove meat?

 

[Madcap79]

Here you go. Enjoy!

http://gonewengland.about.com/od/lobster/ss/aaeatlobster.htm

 

[Hyphy]

Most of the time you can get away with a nutcracker but the big guys have thick shells and you'll prob need a hammer.

 

[2 Cycle]

Here you go. Enjoy!

http://gonewengland.about.com/od/lobster/ss/aaeatlobster.htm

This was very helpful thanks!

 

[Cnova203]

Most of the time you can get away with a nutcracker but the big guys have thick shells and you'll prob need a hammer.

I agree i just use a nut cracker bud

 

[Buildozer]

I always use a Rube Goldberg Machine...

 

[2 Cycle]

best stoned food known to man just might be lobster.

 

[stinkytofus]

Use ur teeth, if it doesnt work use ur head and smash it, i guarantee it works lol

 

[NickDlow]

There's more than one way to skin a cat or crack a shell in this case. If you get the meat you're doing it right.

For the tail though just cut down the middle and pop that bitch open.

Btw has anyone thought about what lobsters eat down there on the ocean floor. Carcasses and shit mostly lol. But damn they're good. And if you're not getting them from the northeast then you're not eating lobster. Just sayin

 

[2 Cycle]

i had a friend karate chop one open. I heard him yell "kiyaa!" and a smashed lobster

 

[Splatterpop Circus]

Get a living lobster to do it for you for maximum irony.