How many vaporists does it take to change a lightbulb?

[placetime]

None. Real vaporists don't use lightbulbs--they use non-toxic vaporizers that actually work.

 

[caseball2051]

my first dabbling in vaporizers was with a lightbulb.

it was surprisingly effective once you mastered it.

 

[placetime]

Didn't mean to offend. Supposed to be a joke. I was hoping others might supply other alternative answers.

 

[Stu]

None. Real vaporists don't use lightbulbs--they use non-toxic vaporizers that actually work.

Four.

One to post "how do I change a light bulb?" in Ask FC.
One to reply to the OP and tell them that they need to read through the entire thread.
Pakalolo to refer them to the 12-page Vaporpedia entry he made about light bulb changing.
And Max to to give the above three people infractions for posting in the wrong thread.



max note- Just to set the record straight-pretty sure nobody on the forum has ever gotten an infraction for posting in the wrong thread, or the wrong section. So I guess you need an infraction for counting wrong.

 

[thevapedcrusader]

ok, assuming that they all vape, how many chefs would it take to change a lightbulb?
? 10- one to change it and nine to stand around saying how much better they would have done it.

 

[placetime]

Four.

Two.
One to install the new bulb, and one to make qwiso from whatever is left in the old bulb.

 

[pakalolo]

In my defense, I wanted to split it into sub-pages but everybody said it was better left as a single entry.

 

[caseball2051]

Didn't mean to offend. Supposed to be a joke. I was hoping others might supply other alternative answers.

my bad dude i wasnt bein a dick. it just brough back memories lol.

 

[placetime]

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to repeatedly check for an order invite email from VapeXhale.

 

[Stu]

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to repeatedly check for an order invite email from VapeXhale.

I don't get it.

Must be because I've already gotten my email.

Now I can change lightbulbs with ease. Thanks in part to Pakalolo's thorough vaporpedia entry, of course.

 

[BigDaddyVapor]

Psh...

None. Fuck the lightbulb.

 

[Irie]

Can't tell unless we measure the temperature. What's yours at 11 o'clock?

 

[pakalolo]

It's way past 11 o'clock here. You'll have to wait until tomorrow.

 

[Irie]

Good morning pak!

 

[placetime]

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to pass around the vape until the room spins.

 

[Titamius]

Just one, it only takes a few draws to change the lightbulb in your mind!

 

[placetime]

None. It's more fun to vape by the dim glow of a vaporizer.

 

[ShipDit]

301.
1 to twist out the bulb and 300 to wait for his online review.

 

[treeman]

2, one to change the light bulb and one to devise a GonG adapter for the dead one.