How Fucked Up were you?

[DeepFried]

I thought about creating this thread while enjoying the other night. Please post your stories of how fucked up you got when you did......, or how many stems/trenches/bowls you had and then...... happened.

Here is an example, just the other night some friends came over and after several rounds of Extreme elbow packing of course everyone got the munchies. As being the only one left still functional enough to use a telephone, I called to order a pizza and as I was spelling my street name to the order taker I somehow transitioned half way through the street name spelling to spelling my last name. Everyone was laughing so hard including the order taker as I couldn't even remember what the fuck I was spelling in the first place.

I am sure you guys/gals have some pretty good stories, so lets hear them.

 

[SpiralArchitect]

I"ve been having a bad habit of getting toasted then looking for my wallet, cellphone or camera. I search high and low, upstairs and downstairs, all over.... even through old laundry, only to find out it was sitting on my desk, hidden in plain site. Yeah, I'm cool like that....

 

[lwien]

I"ve been having a bad habit of getting toasted then looking for my wallet, cellphone or camera. I search high and low, upstairs and downstairs, all over.... even through old laundry, only to find out it was sitting on my desk, hidden in plain site. Yeah, I'm cool like that....

LOL. I've done that with my glasses. Lookin' around like crazy only to look in the mirror an hour later and see them sitting on my nose.

 

[SmogTown]

Man I've done that lwien. One I was searching for my glasses so I ask the ex if she's seen my glasses, so she starts laughing. So I asked her WTF was so funny. And of course I'm wearing them .

 

[lwien]

Man I've done that lwien. One I was searching for my glasses so I ask the ex if she's seen my glasses, so she starts laughing. So I asked her WTF was so funny. And of course I'm wearing them .

Yup. That too..........

 

[reece]

I'll be getting ready to leave the house and I check to make sure I have my wallet, keys, and cell phone. I'll find everything but the phone. I'm tearing up the house trying to find. Then I'll start to ask my wife if she's seen it and realize, because I'm talking to her on the phone, that I'm an idiot. I'm pretty sure it has happened high and not.

 

[Choism]

Man I've done that lwien. One I was searching for my glasses so I ask the ex if she's seen my glasses, so she starts laughing. So I asked her WTF was so funny. And of course I'm wearing them .

Yup. That too..........

LOLOLOL wow! i want what you guys are having!

 

[Chubba]

I get so baked around 3 PD stems that I completely lose my short term memory.

I sit there hitting the same stem over and over like 10 times because I can't remember whether it's an old stem or a new stem... then I forget how many stems I've had (I stop at 4, that's my preset limit) and sometimes end up having in reality 6 or 7 (which I'm hitting 10 times each).

Hours can go by in this zonked out PD haze, I can't keep track of the stem number or the hit number.

 

[josh]

I get so baked around 3 PD stems that I completely lose my short term memory.

I sit there hitting the same stem over and over like 10 times because I can't remember whether it's an old stem or a new stem... then I forget how many stems I've had (I stop at 4, that's my preset limit) and sometimes end up having in reality 6 or 7 (which I'm hitting 10 times each).

Hours can go by in this zonked out PD haze, I can't keep track of the stem number or the hit number.

LOL. I seem to do that about one time every day.

 

[DevoTheStrange]

yesterday, got some white widow for the first time this year... was getting ready for work.. did 4 stems on the PD... got all my stuff ready for work, Keys, laptop, paperwork... pretty much everything. Walked out of the house with nothing in my hands.. and got locked out with everything inside.

 

[DeepFried]

LOL, I like reading all these because then I realize I am not alone. Great stories, they give me a good chuckle thinking back.....

 

[SmogTown]

Oh and I wouldn't recommend working on computers while high. Makes it really difficult .

 

[masejl12]

Just the other day, about 3 stems deep with the PD, I was boiling water to make some tea and for some reason decided to take my dog on a walk forgetting all about my plan to make the tea...yeah I felt pretty stupid when I got back.

 

[vape4health]

I seem to put shit in the wrong place , like put the milk in the cupboard and cereal in the freezer .

 

[bluntfaced]

I can't find my bottle of duff

uuggghhhh

 

[bluntfaced]

One time I was chillin in humanities class like the day after I got my first vape and my teacher looks over and she goes, "Sam, you realize today is April twentyfirst, right?" I was like ahhh don't be a hater. The day before, when I bought the vape, being the infamous 4/20. She thought she was pretty hilarious

Senior year was pretty clownin.

 

[indigal]

I seem to put shit in the wrong place , like put the milk in the cupboard and cereal in the freezer .

You know, in our house we just blame the gremlins for putting the open milk in the cupboard.

My thing, never try to make homemade pizza stoned. Even something I've done soo many times, give me the strong stuff in my PD and I'm throwing sugar where salt should be, slicing fingertips.. no knife work while high!

Forgetting to turn the oven on.. nothing is worse than needing that pizza NOW, and you realize you still need to preheat that over for 30 mins..

 

[Chubba]

I seem to put shit in the wrong place , like put the milk in the cupboard and cereal in the freezer .

Hah, I'm really bad at that.

Go to bed, wake up in the morning... "Who put the bloody ice cream in the cupboard?"

 

[bluntfaced]

That sucks man I'm a fucking 5 star stoner chef when I'm high. Knives, open flames and you put salt on your pizza mang???

 

[lwien]

Skid-marked underwear in the fridge?

 

[indigal]

That sucks man I'm a fucking 5 star stoner chef when I'm high. Knives, open flames and you put salt on your pizza mang???

I come up with the most killer meals stoned- but I get to working so fast that I turn into a klutz! "Oh, that'd be good- oh look over here.." It'd be similar to throwing a ADHD squirrel in a garage and watching him skitter around.

Whatsa matter with salt on my pie!?!

Seriously, I make it from scratch- all of it, cheese, dough & sauce (not all one night.) And it's faaantastic.

 

[indigal]

Skid-marked underwear in the fridge?

Wow. Must have been some good shit!


*sorry, had to go there.

 

[lwien]

Skid-marked underwear in the fridge?

Wow. Must have been some good shit!


*sorry, had to go there.

lol

And this happened BEFORE I ever used weed, many, many moons ago when I was 16 and living with my parents. In our house, the fridge was right next to the washer and dryer in the back of the house right off the kitchen.

Anyway, had a few too many beers at a party. Woke up the next morning to my kid sister yelling from the back part of the house...............EWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!.

I swear to God, I don't remember putting them there. I musta thought I was putting them in the washing machine. Remember this like it was yesterday. My Dad was on the floor with tears streaming down his cheeks. Mom just walked out of the kitchen shaking her head. And I'm like >>>

 

[bluntfaced]

That sucks man I'm a fucking 5 star stoner chef when I'm high. Knives, open flames and you put salt on your pizza mang???

I come up with the most killer meals stoned- but I get to working so fast that I turn into a klutz! "Oh, that'd be good- oh look over here.." It'd be similar to throwing a ADHD squirrel in a garage and watching him skitter around.

Whatsa matter with salt on my pie!?!

Seriously, I make it from scratch- all of it, cheese, dough & sauce (not all one night.) And it's faaantastic.

Yeah pizza rules, I work at a pizza restaurant actually, I probably eat a whole pizza every day almost.

I just made breaksfast burritos with homemade guac and salsa and lotsa bacon and caramelized onions it was delicious.

 

[Happycamper]

Would like to tell the story of when i drove the very short distance to the local off licence (although not drunk yet just stoned). Trying to get back into someone else's car, with 3 people sat in the car looking at me (with the window down so eventually they shouted at me to go away) and me wondering why the lock wasn't working.

It's a bit borderline really irresponsible and wasn't sure if I should say, was a long time ago and now i've grown up and wouldn't drive under the influence of anything these days.

It was a bit like the 'shit someones taken the steering wheel' moment at 1:40 in this vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r_JnGUexsw