High Comedy!

[Ven]

Alright, this is gonna sound mega-lame, but im a comedian at my school, im not good by any means, but everyone round here is always lame as hell, so i seem hilarious.

I come up with my comedy lines or sketches right after getting high, right em down in word, save it, come back spellcheck and grammar (lol) and boom, one skit.

This is a new one i just jotted randomly it was funnier writing it then when i read it back, everyones prob gonna think im some stoned idiot prob, meh whatever haha.



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So, I go into this paint shop because I want to paint my room a different colour, so the paint guy is

there, and im like 'hey' he turns and nods and goes back to stocking paint or some shit and im like 'uhh

hello?' hes like 'oh, hello, welcome.' and his big twirly mustache curves with his smile it was gross.

anyways, im like im repainting my room, so i need a good color, he goes ' what do you FEEEEEL like

painting your room'? 'Im like..idk ur the paint dude.''hes like, well what do you feeeel' 'im like nothing

man, i feel like painting'. 'hes like nothing, you mean BLANK?' im like what the fu-- 'uhh yeah blank

absent nothing incognito nada none zero zilch'. 'hes like ok white, $67.98 please' Why the hell is paint

more expensive per liter then fucking gas, what the shit. Anyways I painted my room white and its

pretty awesome, except it looks like I live in a white stripes music video all the time, it's friggen weak.

Thanks for your time folks!
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PS:It's only kind of funny because this actually happened,mustache and all.

 

[jeg05]

i will give it to you its a prety good bit but i think wiht some works it could be a fucking riot, are u animated, i ask becuase that could sell it. I realluy wanted to love it but i dont know it lacked punch, i thought u were gonna go some where with the white paint thing u know farhter than a price joke and i felt the white stripe joke was either rushed or not needed i really dont know. I dont want o sound like an ass i just wanted to give you some honest input and good luck with stand up thing i love comedy, if i had the ball to get up infron of a crown i would def do it. well anyway good luck and it you ahve anymore please post them.

 

[Ven]

My real bits are 5-10 minutes, with more editing and less high-ishness (o.O), they flow alot better.

 

[Progress]

Sounds potentially promising...(maybe the stereotypical, burned-out stoner voice for you...and a nerdy/possibly-pedophilic voice for the paint store gut). IMO, do good vocal impersinations and you can make any story U tell funny! Keep it up as long as Ur diggin' what Ur doin'.

Toke it easy