Haze Vaporizer Slogan Contest

[Slow Draw McGraw]

"Will someone get @SSVUN~YAH a Haze Vaporizer"

 

[SSVUN~YAH]

"Haze has come up to say hello, now you must pack it again down below"

"What's that, I forget two chambers indeed, a flick of the switch is all you will need"

"Your Haze will delight with flowers that matter, all the melts you can handle and even some shatter"
@Slow Draw McGraw

 

[stark1]

"Rise above the crowd. Haze."

"Above the crowd. Haze."

"Haze. Don't Blaze."

"Haze, am I Baked!"

"Haze. Define the Vape.

"Haze. The Dual Vape."

"Haze, the Option."

"Haze. Be Amazed. "

"Haze. The Vaper Ace."

"The Vapor Ace, Haze."

"Haze. Simply Vapor."

"Remember. Haze."

"Haze. The Jewel in Vapor."

"Haze. Your Option."

"Haze. Ace of Vapor."

"The Joy. Haze."

"Have Haze, Will Dream."

"Have Haze, Will Travel."

"Amaze. In Haze."

"In Haze."

"Haze. The Summit."

"Haze, the Dual Wonder."

"Haze, for the Illuminati."

"Haze for the Hills."

 

[SSVUN~YAH]

"I bought a new Haze and to my surprise, I found a new way to dual vaporize"

"I'll show you my Haze, as I'm no liar, I'll warn you right now, you've never been higher"

"I rhyme and I rap, I rap and I rhyme, I even remember when a dimebag cost a dime"

"Tax season is upon us, with a possible raise, to the store I go, to purchase my Haze!"

 

[DDave]

"I bought a new Haze and to my surprise, I found a new way to dual vaporize"

"I'll show you my Haze, as I'm no liar, I'll warn you right now, you've never been higher"

"I rhyme and I rap, I rap and I rhyme, I even remember when a dimebag was a dime"

This isn't an entry, but it ain't no joke, if I ever vape again, I want what @SSVUN~YAH did toke!!!

 

[SSVUN~YAH]

"DDave don't you worry, you probably have heard, its all how you heat it, which may seem absurd"

"The EQ is great, don't get me wrong, but a Haze I will use for my sing along!"

 

[bounce5]

Blaze Runner


~A play on the movie title Blade Runner. When I think of it - the style of the Haze matches the style of the movie. It looks like a gadget that could be in the movie, and there are so many hazy scenes in the movie. Blaze Runner - because it makes combustion run for the hills.

 

[CG420]

Experience true Haze performance.

Vaporize your choice, praise the Haze.

One way or another.

Expect the unexpected.

Behold, powerful dual performance.

Do you Haze?

 

[DDave]

"DDave don't be jealous, it's not just the herb, it is how you heat it, which may seem absurd"

"The EQ is great don't get me wrong, but a Haze I will use for my sing along!"

LoL - were gonna get flagged for having a rapoff in this thread!

But...

I said what I said,
And I meant what I meant.
DDAVE is faithful to the EQ,
One hundred percent.

You have herb hidden in your pocket,
And some in your shoes,
And the vape that your using,
The Haze you should choose..

 

[stark1]

Me too.

One toke, or two, over the line, please.

 

[SSVUN~YAH]

We agree on one thing
The Haze you should choose
let's raise up our vapes
and cheers with some booze

 

[DDave]

We agree on one thing
The Haze you should choose
let's raise up our vapes
and cheers with some booze

So...
Drink the drinks?
The drinks we drank!
The inventor of the Haze
I do thank!

 

[SSVUN~YAH]

Thanks are in order
I agree once again
Don't be in such a hurry
I just ordered some Gin

Let me pour you a drink
We'll sit down and discuss
The reason I think
The Haze is a must

It begins with two chambers
And innovations that flow
It starts with some batteries
And boy does it go!

 

[Been Vapin]

Just Haze It

 

[DDave]

Thanks are in order
I agree once again

Let me pour you a drink

Now before we get kicked off,
I must concede to an artist so brave
As he who'd take on,
The mighty DDave

 

[bounce5]

-Do vaporizers dream of electric sheep?

-Do vaporizers dream of electric weed?

 

[SSVUN~YAH]

DDave I agree,
We need not get kicked out
A pleasure it was
To give you a shout

I wish you the best
In all you partake
And one parting toke
Of the Haze you forsake

 

[Philreal187]

Sip the flask the haze will last

 

[SSVUN~YAH]

"Distinguish The Best, Extinguish The Rest - Haze Tech"

"To be the best you've got to beat the best - Haze Tech"

"Vaping isn't everything its the only thing - Haze Tech"

"Life is what you make it, make it the best, make it Haze Tech"

"Experience a new realm of dual vaporizing, Haze will take you there"

 

[Anonymouse]

A process of refinement:

"Pack Two For Twenty"

"420For2"

"42042" <-- Awesome because it combines "420" with the answer to Life, the universe, and everything, AND explains that it's herb for two people/uses/sessions, AND looks like a US area code. Today's young hipster market likes that cryptic shit. Settle in to 42042! Way more fun than 90210!

 

[DDave]

"42042" <-- Awesome because it combines "420" with the answer to Life, the universe, and everything, AND explains that it's herb for two people/uses/sessions, AND looks like a US area code. Today's young hipster market likes that cryptic shit. Settle in to 42042! Way more fun than 90210!

That left me in a Haze and I think I liked it!

(A reply and an entry)

 

[Anonymouse]

"Cleverly Grills 42042"

That's it, crown me.

Edit: Yeah, thinking on it, I don't think I can improve on that further. It does everything my previous attempt does; explaining that the product grills (not burns!) weed for two in a clever fashion, while also incorporating the answer to the ultimate question with a classic weed reference combined to look like a fake area code for cryptic fun, PLUS, now the whole slogan becomes a pun on a famous cultural reference, AND on top of that, a reference that works the Oscar bag connection in too by evoking Beverly Hills. That's a lot of density of meaning packed into a single slogan.

Also, I'd totally watch that show if it existed.

 

[DDave]

‎Tell me to chill, I don't think I will, cause when I use the Haze, it's all for the thrill.‎

 

[SSVUN~YAH]

"Haze Nation"

"The new HOA: Haze Owners Association"

"The new HBO: Haze Before Others"

"The new HD: Haze Donors (Pay It Forward)"

"Haze - The Georgia Peach of Vaporizers"

"The Pride of Fulton County - Haze Tech"

"The Alpharetta - Alpha Vaporizer"

"We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Haze"

"Your not in Kansas anymore, you can Haze"

 

[DDave]

Make it Haze-nanimous!

Or

It's Haze-nanimous!

Vape with Haze-otronic force!