Fuck you !!!

farscaper

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fuck angry truck drivers.... seriously... you dont get to be mad at me for getting stuck in my yard.... and then tearing it up was so totally needed to get out right?

maybe if you had just calmed down instead of getting all mad and gunning the throttle while the bed was still in the air you wouldn't have gotten even more stuck... I mean I still gotta move that 16 tons of gravel you dropped in my yard and I gott fix these ruts so at least im not fucking billing you for damages and you didnt get in trouble with your boss for getting stuck... oh yea and I helped you shovel rock under your tires so u didnt have to call a towtruck to pull you out... I hope with all this back and forth we just broke even at a bad deal and we go our separate ways cause I dont need an extra bill after buying 60 tons of gravel that only 1 driver managed to drop in the right spot out of 4 truck loads.... what a fucking day.... and that humidity... fuck that too. had sweat in my eyeballs like mace!

at least we walked away after shaking hands and no hard feelings.

FUCKING FRIDAY!

now im off to get stoned and move another 15 tons of gravel... so my running total is up to like 40 tons of gravel moved with wagon and shovel.

anyone wanna come help?
 

Seren

Away with the fairies
...I can think of lots of better ways to describe the person...
... mindless scumbag is way too gentle...

I had calmed down a lot by the time I wrote that post - my choice of language was somewhat different when I first saw the damage, I can assure you :D

Sorry @Seren, that's happened to me a few times in the past. It's a horrrible feeling being randomly victimized like that, fuck those ass-hats:rant:!

Thanks @grokit. :nod: I felt sick to the stomach when I saw the mess they had made. To steal to pay for your habit, or food, or a roof over your head, is one thing. But to deliberately damage someone else's property for no good reason - I just don't get it. Oh well, c'est la vie - it's not worth dwelling on.

fuck angry truck drivers....now im off to get stoned and move another 15 tons of gravel...... anyone wanna come help?
Nightmare, good luck with that @farscaper!


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^^^^^ What the FUCK? :tinfoil: :mental: :D
 

ragnorak71

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zeus knows i don't wish to be a hog but that dentist can still get fucked, only now my mind conjures rusty nails and splinters. fuck dry sockets as well (reading that again has made me just chuckle, sometimes i am not sure how i feel about being me)

self medicating like a mofo

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farscaper

Well-Known Member
zeus knows i don't wish to be a hog but that dentist can still get fucked, only now my mind conjures rusty nails and splinters. fuck dry sockets as well (reading that again has made me just chuckle, sometimes i am not sure how i feel about being me)

self medicating like a mofo

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you need garlic cloves my friend. chew em if you can stand it, but I usually just crush the a bit with my teeth and let the juices sit in the sore spot. natures antibiotic.
read this guide so you use the right stuff which is fresh cloves btw.

http://www.healthyandnaturalworld.com/common-mistakes-when-using-garlic-as-an-antibiotic/

beware.... it can hurt a bit... and can cause bloating if you eat too much raw.

garlic farts!
 

ragnorak71

Well-Known Member
sweet lord mate, the cure may be worse. she who must be obeyed would banish me for farting garlic, she already counts me farting in the same house as on her face. i darent risk it. actually, painkillers and this new weed are smoothing it a little. kind of feel like a mumbled fuck you now, can imagine myself falling asleep saying it tonight.


but i do love you guys, best thread ever
 

Seren

Away with the fairies
:ugh: ouch, ouch, ouch @RUDE BOY - Fuck that!

Fuck condoms. Can't feel anything

Well, technically fucking a condom would involve the wearing of a condom...... Fuck that.:disgust: :peace:


^^^Gives a whole new meaning to putting a rubber on it! Fuck that!!?????? :shrug: :D

Full on documentary on Loving Dolls here - for the doll curious! :freak:
 
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